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OPPA,, will u accept my sarang and Be ME NamJA CHINGU?!?!!?!?

dis vid gon accompany da writing in here!!!?!?! HYAAAAH LINK MA BOI

JK There's no in DIS CHAOTER bc IS LILEGAL! DON'T HAVE BC U WIL LGET GPRENAGT & DIE??????

ok seO baisCIcally HANA so cschocked thdat Luahn waS noTONly her meaido but ailso huer futurewaikkkk wow daMN imma born singer yo uH chekc it OKAY anyWAY so sHE talk 2 hur adady on fone duriam Recesss (yes there's REcesL in Koren hughsküle) ummmm i think idk i don't lIVe rgthere but I amean hey American Gella cool so eveyrOne wanna be like American Staeutes so KoreA edu sytnEM like US maybe. dat ma opinion giuz.

I'm KINDDING BC KOREAN SO MUCH BETTER THAN USA I WISH IIWAS BORN KOREAN ;_; NAEGA SARANGHAEYO HANGUK KEKEKEKE

1 knight she hoverher lufhnsa on fjone. "yeh i got da stuff. ye see u l8r ma nugu" he ang up. in his proketmon were DROGS>>>???? xrakc ocaine and maryjane and 3 herOine nd 1/2 tbsp of butter unslated. ILEDGEAL!!!!!! Hana gasp loud and 4got he was rite ther.

"harna." he crss his amrs.

OG NO WHAT DSHE DOEOOOOOOOEOEOEOoooeooeooOOO

"I saw nothin alohan i swer it" she crey, baking into corner dark afird aof wat Thug!Hannie would do 2 her.

he sieltnce hand w/ fingr to lipzzzzzz "shhhh bbgirl" "lugh an wtffff i thot u was  a good eegg wtfffgfff wHAT da ??! MYOWYEA??? HANga screm ludo. luahn replty im a good najma bt eye gotta meek a linving somehoaew. 

EHHHHH? but ma appa pay u 5000 Won/hr (5000 juan = 5000 dolla??? right. heh)

athat aint u in stingy

she so aoftended but also turnt on bc gangsta han was hot AS GFUK. 

bein da godfatha maike me hella $$$$$ rich $$$$$ da boiz call me rich homie han bc i get em all turnt af yeah boi swag swag on you hey hana u c des grillz i got em when i was 12

wow she tothought, so lu awasn't a vampre. his teeth sparkle purple bc he was a PIMP DADDY MAFAI MAN.....!!!!

"o look there one of ma boiyz rn"

A TALL DUDE BREK THRU WINDOW IN HANA ROOM AND GTHRROW LIMP DED BODY ON FLOOR. THE BUDLOOD STAIN HER PINK FLUFFY CARPET FRoam PB TEen. she kick the corsep in2 the hall, grundleing under her h like "i just redisd ma room yesterdya i can't believ it reuined alreadyyyyyy waaahahhhhh TT_TT"

da tall man come out from shadows. hana stop whinin and jaw drop

(NOT like she had a jaW to drop bc too muCH botched JAW surbgery it all up hahah rip girl rip)

"CHANYOLK WAT DA HEAVENZZZZ Y U HERE"

HAGA I HAV 2 LUFFLES UUUUUUUUUU I BRAUGHT U DIS DED NUGU N OFFRING OF MA 사랑 (sarang = love) CANDLE PLS I DONT NEED A DED GAY IM A GIRL I <3 FLOURS & TEA & PUPPIEZ NAND ALSO LUHANNNNN"

wat

what

MWYOYA>>>?!?!?!!?!?!

damn cujntz she jus confes hur luve. 

yol face fall. o"", he say. 9i gues if he make u happeee u no need me as ur bbfff0000

u w0t m8 wat u csayin bruh hhhhh wtf u no i sarang u oppar jus not in da way like i woood ride ur peen!????? hana fraciatyally rtryin 2 reasure her chingu.

i thotmama we had somethin *cue gsd somethin minah is bae ok bye*

we did, she sea. "a bootyfull frkend"

:ai guess so ,but i wish hwe had moarrrrr :((((((((((((

oopasa jebal hajima makeu faceu laik dat

:(((((((((

hanna say .........

cahnyi: :(((((((((          ok, sya lyhyn

i.... "pork roll" began, slow in dEP dexy voaice*_* "i ned nitime 2 rceloect ma cellf." sayonara hana chan

yeol senpai evaporate laik h20 on a hot day and hana cry. hr plast ic nose begin to melt off from hot tersa!!!! oh no.. laughan pik right nostril UP from WAD FLIURS N STICK UT BACK ON FACEU OF HONDA CIVIC 2003 "shhhh he wil get over ti and stop bein a eatnventaly i kno it bc we been buddies siNCe Our Time in da wonb"

"Such A Dangerous Life Oppa," hnnng schok back scobs. "Be Careful."

"STFU jadensmith dongdaeng getda outta hr"


IM ALIVE GUYS OKKKK COLLEGE HAS BEEN BUSY AF SORRY

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mimimimi_
#1
I can't believe this doesn't get featured yet xDDD
Pvlchrvm #2
Chapter 6: this was wild FROM START TO FINISH IM CRYing
otakuinhell
#3
Chapter 6: this is epic
fangirling4life #4
this is a gift from god
catytio
#5
Chapter 5: SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!
43110_hello
#6
dude i totally thought this was legit when i saw this LOL this is gonna be fun to read
catytio
#7
Chapter 4: I can't believe this story is over a year old
user_hyun
#8
Chapter 1: LE DUCKING KINT HLD ME LAFTER
lilbonkers290
#9
i laf!!!! like oh em gee
catytio
#10
Chapter 3: Omg i'm crying