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OPPA,, will u accept my sarang and Be ME NamJA CHINGU?!?!!?!?

 

sh ASAY Nuuu ANIYA IT NOT BE loGAn 1!!!! It nOT hi OI knWO IT b/C I WAS faceu

Hana paCE arunod teh Room, hur r samsing galAXY HYUng 56 HoleD tigHTEDLyy in fingrhands. after unlockiEEE DA SMARfon SHe cLAL KANNY on SPEDIAL #69 "opAAPAPAA" HERCRYLOUD N' HE ANSur "yeh what its it mdear"

"i frickle frackled da lu"

"NoneWATY NWORD WTF Bruh" h SCm lowd tath Hehna BLED Ear???? PeRIdo in EUR?

"daT Numbre FAMil!!!" Kne Say... "~~~~~ LoTION Ur FEINDR CHAENGU"

"MAH CHINGU no wai imprrosibru" hand shaquille hEd "2 mny LUGnas iN woRLD OPSA" 

"u sur"

"NEH ME SUORE O I" 

"GOU 2 FARMASSY & get RPEGRONACNY teste"

"HEY OOPPA" SHE SAY?

"Whut iS it sssssweat scheek!" his eybrw raszor

"f QUIznos r QUiszzilcal wayjt ar TEST?!"

..........

"TESTICAL"

haha. testicl.

kennY laff and hang up. 

sO HAnGAR Go ot PHmARSEA anD GET preg EXAM an SHE PEe on STICh at hEOME and THe ++++ SigN! OH NO SHE PREGnaowt waTht why???? WAEEEEE she crey. IT'S A boy? MANYBE TEOJA? none>>>???? pupY? Bov;lvoldemORTS????? UNIcoEN? idk shE will noT no until bby birthh. 

nex daE @ skool She fEelz Eyes on hur. She Sweat Nervously Liek Son Maube I for3get ladeh sped stik idk no waiT NVM i have EPRFUME CHANel NO 5 ir caust all my wons but idc bc i'm cool now yay

on H. "wtf" "wat" she say "ur fat" ik she subbs bc she so FAT PREG IT PHUCK DGASDKGASDGJWEO TEWCFJKSDAM VNBREBigrwcje wvntio aevg o SDGHAWEIVWQM <

iT go baddER whNBE LUCille TOO SHY WHY 

he SIT neXT to her and WonkA 2 her. hur kokoRo fluttr like butterfly buT SKTING LYK BEE Like MUHANMED ALLEY.

"uKWOn" he toeld hernia "uremd me of  mre ol budy mah chinGU. hr name was hornet."

"Rly? " She say bakec. " cool. u luck mah chunga LagUNa HOE mov awaY aftER is daddy hit OIL in KuwaiT"

"funy hao r bgffs have sam nam but we dof peeple ja feel"

"neh ja deff feel bruh"

"bro"

"bro"

den BEL ring and SCLAS cstar.t. CLACul.s SO hard. WOrst Subject for HANA OH HOGOD  I FUACKNASING HA8 CLAC. DAMN. SHIRT. 

In the criminal justice system, ually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. DUN DUN.

okei dat wrird. say chnyolk. 

double chen agree. "u rigte broski"

When there's trouble, you know who to call
Teen Titans!
From their tower, they can see it all
Teen Titans!
When there's evil on the attack,
You can rest knowing they got your back 'cause  when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans GO!
With their superpowers they unite
Teen Titans!
Never met a villain that they liked
Teen Titans!
They've got the bad guys on the run
They never stop ‘till the job is done
'cause when the world is losin' all control
Teen Titans GO!
One, two, three, four, GO!
Teen Titans!

WTF it hapen again

kRIS kRINGLE LUFVE TOAD SO MUCH HE KISS HIM DURIAN LAW N ORDER SVU AND PEPLE ASGP LKE WOAH BUT WHO CARE DEY LOVE EACH OTHER LOVE IS LOVE AMEN JESUS HALLELUHAN

HANA CRYIES AND SCREM OMG BABY IS COMING WTF 

aft the HOPITAL she PSUH PUSH BABY and it come uout and dr. sad b/c bby is ded. it was only in HER ESPOPHAGUS for a daY and it die. DAT RIGHT. SHE DAT D AND GOT PREGRNANT. SKIllage. Hur hed sink down sad AND she sOB, hidiN ullzang face wiTH the s.

AND TEN THE DED FETUS FIRE???? FUEGO>!!! Dr. YT CATch on FIRE and HE die! OH NO! then Hte wholE buld n BIRN down! HANA roll out 69th FLOR windW And she like "oh im ded" buT LujUAN catCH her. wom.

"i got u" he whispr

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mimimimi_
#1
I can't believe this doesn't get featured yet xDDD
Pvlchrvm #2
Chapter 6: this was wild FROM START TO FINISH IM CRYing
otakuinhell
#3
Chapter 6: this is epic
fangirling4life #4
this is a gift from god
catytio
#5
Chapter 5: SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!
43110_hello
#6
dude i totally thought this was legit when i saw this LOL this is gonna be fun to read
catytio
#7
Chapter 4: I can't believe this story is over a year old
user_hyun
#8
Chapter 1: LE DUCKING KINT HLD ME LAFTER
lilbonkers290
#9
i laf!!!! like oh em gee
catytio
#10
Chapter 3: Omg i'm crying