"OPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........................................." KIM HaNA Screm SO HIGH UP TO SKY @ hur durrhurr OMPA LOOmpa KANYAY wheat? KANDYE SAY BACK INASLO LOUD; "HAI UNHYEONGSAYO! THUG LYFEEEE hana bae. 1st GRAYED tretting u ok?!"

YOTODAY the 56th OCTOPUSTOBER 2054! HTe Future??!!!!!>!>!>!>!?!?!?! GOT7 DAMN. DAT FÜHRER. y de time go??? lolololol hehehehehe hwasasdfafsagklgja UNICORN! idk im so random XD

"UKNOW YUNHO WHAT TIME is it ompa." replayed Hannah BACK. "& ME NOT in AGE 7 ANYMORE. I M in HIGH SKool."

"ofc..." kanyy say. "y'all went 2 hi school; I WENT to skull HIGH. HAHAHA 420 BLAZE IT AMIRITE LADIES."

HANA GUFFAW in koreann. n then she chortle in ENGLIS so oppa UNDERStanD huR. EWWWIES she think 2 herself IM LAFF UBER UGLAYYYY

k cont. "its ur bday biatch. SAENGILCHUKHAHAPNIDA" h give hana kiss on FPREHEAD like reall opap (big bro) would,. hana smelled bigly and show of FLAWLESS ulzzANg smile! kanye say more, u becum so BueTIfull ovr yrs I knw u. ur lyk the DauGhTeR I nvr hav.

she star @him. Whut he sayin?

i mena, you da swag bomb n I hop meh bby North BECOME as swiggin s u princeSS.""" HaVE A-OK DAY AT schooLLL

"I WILL TIO KANYEO I WIL I SWER IT" n she tak bag and go 2 schol

hana frens hello hur when she get 2 class "HEY HANA?"

"MAI CHINGUS DA CHINGUS MY FAVES MY SQUAD SAADJFKSGJSDKAL OMO HIYA GAYS" SHE wave hand and run to them. too bad she not a g8 runner. she TRIP and FALL in fronT of the HOLE CLASP. erry1 laff riffraff. her squad wasnut normal squad. they were EXO, the HOTTEST and RICHEST boyz in HTe NIGN SEKAIII (means world in japan haha bc i so lang smart and also SEKAI lyk sehun and kai).

ther was BAEKHyuna, the BACON larD meaT SaltY but ADDICTUIVE ASIGAKG BACON SARANGHAEYO & also do wide i's AF and good , suho chin da troll, zoom in dumpling checked boy n da hyung of group but he look young??? Wtf? Kris (not Kris JENNEr, KanYES umma in law) he play basketbol bc ball is lif. chnyolo the othr tall 1 who secretly like love hana but she dunno bc SECRET! laY who is UNICORN heyhho and high AF like Janye. KAi is dance . Shun=maknaey kindo queit but cooler than ice. toe is kungfu pan and look scry but actally sensiTIVE and scrd of ALL THIN. 

(let's pretND HAND not triP bc SHES prerfct an cunnot mistak evn tho poor as shirt.) mmkay

life get worse when appa call her on cell membrane "hana wii need 2 tell you stuf."

dad wHATY OS TT?T?!?!??!??!!? 

"ur a meme"

"such surpis. much wow." exo say behiñd H.

hagrid creys/ "Y U NO TELL ME SOONER"

"hun i wontoned to b no knw how?"

"AIYAAHHHHH" shE THORW DESK thru WinDOW and KILL da PRINCEISAPL JYP he wihsper 'jyp" b4 fal 2 ground nin grassss and ded."

he ded but no funerAL bc whiSPER haunts SCHOOL 5EVR 

"hey how u doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear" talked PotAOTAO

"tell u something that you might like to hear" inyoooed not kanye's ma IL

"u got a y body n ur look soft" sean

"mind if i touch it N SEE IF IT SOFt???" yeolaNDa say finally. 

NOT. hana mad. SFUNNY. 4@#%@#%(2%( $(%@$(% SHE currsed curse words ooh edgy.  IM A mêmE WTF GIAS" BUT ksoo shake hed. it no matter what u r as lung your you. we wuv u hana 4 who yoor.

SHE tear eye. "yo da bom do. u got mah back hella."

idc if meme she thank 2 hurslf bc they sooooo write and ik whaterver on outside not rly who i am. i is kind i is smart i is important and that what mates most!!!! 

BUT crêpeS!!!! THE JPY PRINCipallll kill she idd! MERDERER!!!! MERDERER. M E R D E R E R.

"it ok" say teacher-nim. "u had ruff day n it k."

PHREWF so close to JAIL! HANA too yung For pRISonnnnnners gdkgjsgkl noooooooo no jail pls but now it ok bc teacher say so. PHEW

an then her <3 stop. time stopped too. Tao, whAT were you DOIN??? LOL jokes. a boy walk in room threw door hair died a fine goldeen and face fairer than snew wit, she think he hasome as princec. aybe prinCESS bc he look a bite girl. but that ok bc he HOTTER THAN that fire KANYE spits out in his sings. 

"herro" he śê iNNN çhínaese acceNT "lohan"

HOP ZE furst chappIE is IGHT. I werk dat ALL DAY and NUGHT??? FOR YOU ALL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHADKLGJASGJADLGJAKLDGJARIOTJWA TIRED BC UP ALLnigh . secon chapstick will b up SOON. SOONDUBU JJIGAEEEEE YUMMMM kekekeke get it...