A/N

Here goes my favorite chapter so far. So sorry for taking such a long break, I was running out of ideas -.-

Keep in mind that the story is based in 2013 hence we have Yoona-Seunggi and all other ships (although majority have broken up)

Anyhoooo, let's just get to the story <3 I hope you all enjoyed this chap! :D I know the storyline can get quite absurd on sooooooo many levels, but it's adding a little bit of spice xD

Don't forget to leave your feedbacks, they always serve as a motivation to update sooner <3 

Kisses! 

SNSD Dorm, Cheongdam-dong—December 5, 2013

Kwon Yuri

“Happy Birthday, Yuri-ah!” The girls all cheered as they brought up their champagne glasses

I smiled in gratification as we all circled the kitchen counter, making our own homemade cookies considering we all came over to the dorm as a group to celebrate my birthday.

“NO! You’re doing it wrong! Oh my God, let me do it”

Seohyun, Sunny, Taeyeon and I all placed our knives down and backed away from the table as Tiffany started cussing and glowering at us. Every single time someone celebrates, we decorate our own pastries and every single year she always es at us for doing it wrong.

“For the love of God, it doesn’t matter if we do it wrong. We eat it anyways, you bag” Taeyeon grumbles

Jessica, Yoona and I all watched as Tiffany stalked over Taeyeon, waving a butter knife coated in red frosting that looks like a hell lot like blood.

“I don’t tell you how to diddle yourself with s, so you don’t tell me how to decorate my cookies”

Before it gets way out of hand and frosting starts smudging our whole apartment, Sooyoung and Hyoyeon went to separate the two. Tiffany goes back to making her cookies while Taeyeon walked over to make hot chocolates as she stuck a tongue at the latter teasingly.

“So any news when any of your boyfriends will propose?” Sunny asks imperturbably

I watched as most of their faces redden in embarrassment, and even if it should’ve sadden me that I was still single, I couldn’t help but be a little happy that they were in the hot seat for once instead of me.

“I don’t—uh—oh my God” Yoona stuttered as she looked at me for help

Smiling, I just shrugged at her. I would like to know the answer to that question as well. I always think they'd be the first Soshi member whose relationship would get to the media first. Yoona and Seunggi would only meet up occasionally however they would always act as if they were a married couple.

“I bet he’ll do it on Christmas in front of everyone” I mutter

Yoona shot me a dirty look and I couldn’t help but laugh. Yoona is my best friend, and she had been so vocal about her own imaginary perfect proposal. She once also mentioned that she hated the idea of it going down on a holiday in front of a whole lot of people. Especially, the members of our group.

“At least one of us might be certain. Thank God. If Hyoyeon doesn’t get to wear that beautiful dress she once was offered by a sponsor anytime soon, her is going to outgrow it” Sooyoung mutters as she pours the hot chocolate in the mug

“At least my would be flaunted unlike someone over here” Hyoyeon adds, not looking up from her phone

“I love you, ” Sooyoung said with a smile

Hyoyeon placed her hands over her heart

“Right back at you, ”

Right then, Tiffany started bursting into tears

“What the hell, Tiff? You know we love you too” Sooyoung mutters as a joke

When we realized it was about something else, we all walked up behind her and patted her on the back

Seohyun grabbed the tissue box from the table and holds them out for Tiffany to take. She blows her nose and then a few minutes later she calms down

“I actually think Nichkhun is cheating on me” She tells us with a splutter

“I will cut off his and shove it down his throat” Jessica says angrily

Taeyeon puts her mug down and holds her hands up

“Wait a second, why the hell would you think Khun is cheating on you?”

“When we had the other day, he said he was too exhausted to do it again” Tiffany whines and then begins wailing a second time around

“Aside from that, is there anything else? I mean, maybe he really was just tired” I offer

“He has been gone a lot too lately, and he keeps telling me he has to pass by the agency, but I think he’s been lying. But anyway, just forget about it. I’ll sit him down one day and ask. I swear if he is having with another woman and didn’t ask me to join, beds are going to roll” Tiffany slurred in broken Korean.

Seohyun groaned

“HEADS, unnie. HEADS are going to roll, HEADS”

And then we broke in a hysterical mirth

“Change of subject” Hyoyeon announces, turning to look at Yoona again

“We can be making your engagement cake for you, so let us know what flavor you want. The girls and I already had picked the invitations out—I mean we all have been thinking about this ever since we first debuted right? About who would get