Deer Luhan, With Love

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A case of dyed pink hair, an argument with la madre, and a freak encounter with an EXO member in the park after being hit in the head by a plate find Leigh Lee on a plane to Seoul the next day, with little recollection of how she got there and EXO's maknae intent on calling her hyung.  She's also clutching Luhan's passport, missing her own, and widely mistaken for the second oldest boy in the group when she doesn't speak a word of Chinese.  And to make matters worse, Luhan's happily waltzed off to China – without permission and with Leigh's phone – and expects her to fill in for him without being caught while he tries to hunt down the Mafia.

"It won't be for long," he said.

He needed a new dictionary.

Foreword

Gender-bender in the sense that the female OC spends most of the book disguised as a boy rather than EXO members being girls.  ROMANCE IS SLOW!

I am aware that the title is Deer Luhan, With Love, rather than Dear Luhan.  It's a pun.

(Please click here for the spinoff, Letters from Luhan)

Letters from Luhan

(Please click here for the Deer Luhan, With Love jokes and other things reference book)

Each chapter will have the corresponding response from Luhan and the reference chapter linked at the bottom.

This was my first AFF story.  It was posted (but discontinued) on Wattpad as well as here (in full), under the same username, and nowhere else.  If you do spot it anywhere that isn't one of these two places or not in English (though I pity anybody trying to translate all the language-based puns) and not under the name Korekrypta, it's been plagiarised, and please inform me!

Many thanks to my beta reader, get2herheart, for beta-reading this and all my other fics (On Ebb, TBBC, Blood Sister, Blood Bound, Rogue, Attayear, Draw Me a Date).   Go check out her stories (like Irony, Rose, Passage 20:34 and Poison Lune), which I'm beta-reading for her.

If you want recommendations for good stuff to read, then try my recs list.

 

FEATURED: SATURDAY 8TH APRIL 2017.

Which is pretty effing amazing because it also happens to be EXO's 5th anniversary.  Also my first ever fanfic (and an OT12 one at that).  Oh, the feels.  So many good times.


Thanks to apocryphal for making the lovely trailer!


  Steph's Bookclub Review Shop has done a review :D And DLWL scored 97/100 *crying with happiness* Thanks, guys!

  YifanForever did a lovely review for this (which you can read here) in her Attack On Titan Review Shop, where it was featured.  (Still trying to get over the fact she gave it a 91/100!)  Selective quote chosen with the utmost bias on my part:

"I'm only taking off points because I have seen many "girl pretends to be boy" and phone swap fics.  I can't deny that you add your own originality to the genre.  The plot is very well thought out because unlike most authors you're a step ahead.  Everything from Leigh's name to the carefully planned out plot is impressive. The involvement with the mafia was something I've never seen before within these two genres either."

WARNING

I've been told by a few people that I should warn you against: reading this in school (classes), by yourself in public places, or when you're supposed to be doing something quiet, e.g. sleeping, and could be told off or get funny and disapproving looks directed your way.  I would like to say with complete confidence that it's because the story will have you in stitches, but I'm not that confident that everybody will find it laugh-out-loud funny and I don't presume to know your sense of humour.  But I like to think that you'll have the odd chuckle.

 

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***DISCLAIMER***

I don't own EXO or their image or anything else branded to SM entertainment.  The plot is original, though – I came up with it, so please don't plagiarise it.  Also, I like to get a good discussion going in the comments and talking to people.  If you leave a comment, I will ALWAYS reply :D

P.S. The cover picture was done by blackwingzkises on Wattpad.

P.P.S Please don't call me authornim.  Korey works just fine.

P.P.P.S.  BRACE YOURSELVES.  PUNS ARE COMING.

P.P.P.P.S. Except they've already arrived.


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Comments

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Mitsukiii #1
I still find all the jokes in this story hilarious. You'd think I'd have abs by now since I laughed so much over the years reading this.
evaporous
#2
Chapter 16: wow you really nailed the fan craze over EXO, it feels so real
evaporous
#3
Chapter 15: 'Eleven of them! There's only eleven of them!' (not about Kris but wow this still punches in 2023)
evaporous
#4
Chapter 14: the cliffhanger author's note at the end of this! 'leigh runs away' AHHHH
evaporous
#5
Chapter 12: last line: 'Oh', Sehun said.

is this an unintentional pun on Oh Sehun (his full name)
evaporous
#6
Chapter 9: spoiler:
this reminds me of Office Antics chapter 0/1 lmao
angstlover101
#7
Rereading again, love this fic
MandySal
#8
Chapter 81: Oh, dear! To think that I'm re-reading this on Chen's B'Day itself! They're all grown-up now!
Ash_weareone #9
Chapter 61: I think Sehun wrote I will miss you on the lock.
Ash_weareone #10
Chapter 45: So apparently all of except Suho all the EXO members know about Leigh, heck even SuJu and TVXQ. this is so hilarious 😂