Are You On Drugs??

_{"We want grandchildren." "Three is good but four is better."}

_{It felt like Taeyeon was about to get crucified. This supper desserves to get its p's changed to 'f' because it suits it more. This isn't a supper. It's a suffer.}

_{Taeyeon was at the verge of face palming when she felt an icy chill on her bones. Even though Jessica was seated beside her and is not even looking at her, Taeyeon can feel the other girl's death stare. Maybe the ice-princess can read her mind, or Taeyeon is just getting crazy. In her position right now, who wouldn't?}

_{Why the hell is she even here.}

_{It was 2 in the afternoon when she woke up. Well, not really woke up. Some creep barged into her room and poked her face with a shoe. That creep she's talking about? None other than the precious-god-given ice princess Jessica Jung. As to how the majesty found her house, Taeyeon doesnt know, or care. This unfortunate event only meant one thing - the ice princess, however crazy she is, means business. After the event last night which may or may not have traumatized her for the rest of her life, taeyeon is sure that she can not up any of this. Nobody can know that Jessica's boyfriend is actually a girl. Good heavens, not even Jessica herself.}

_{With that said, it was a good thing that she was so tired (and traumatized) last night that she immediately collapsed on her bed disguised as a floor with pillows. When Jessica miraculously found taeyeon's house and entered without permission, the sleeping midget was sleeping with his waiter attire plus wig. Talk about luck.}

_{"Mom, Dad!" Jessica objected.}

_{"What? That's the purpose of marriage isn't it? We just want to have grand children before we die. That's the reason why your mom kept on pushing you to date. " Mr. Jung said in a matter-of-fact voice. "With that attitude of yours, im not sure if i can make it till tomorrow Sica."}

_{"Oh honey, dont talk like that. Im sure marriage and family are already in these two's mind." Mrs. Jung said}

_{Taeyeon almost choked on her food, causing the attention to turn to her-- err, on this case, him.}

_{"How many child do you want Taecyeon?"}

_{"Err--." Taeyeon said as she looked at Jessica.}

_{"You only met him! You're embarrassing me." Jessica said, somewhat saving the poor guy.}

_{"Well, you chose him."}

_{"We believe in your judgement Jessica. Besides, with the number of guys who cried because of your attitude, i'm happy this kid could tolerate you."}

_{"Believe it or not, despite Sica's cold personality towards other guys, she seems to be full of warmth for me." Taeyeon said doing her best to smile like a guy (if there's really such thing as a guy-smile). "I guess she's really in love with me."}

_{Jessica's parents chuckled.}

_{Jessica forced a smile as she stomped on her 'boyfriend's' feet under the table. Taeyeon's eyes widened at the shock and pain.}

_{"You okay, honey?"}

_{"Ye-yeah Mrs. Jung ha ha ha."}

_{"By the way, how did the two of you meet?"}

_{"I was working at a book store, and saw this gorgeous girl. I can't not approach her and ask for her name so I went to her and ask if she needs help. Our first meeting wasn't really the best. But the moment I saw her, I knew i'm gonna fall in love." Taeyeon said dramatically. Jessica should pay her double because this speech deserves an award.}

_{"It's like the universe conspired for us to meet." Taeyeon added.}

_{"Stop!" Jessica blurted out. "I-its embarrassing to talk about honey."}

_{Oh, now she's using call signs.}

_{"Sugarbear, you know how much i love telling people our love story." Taeyeon replied.}

_{"You two are so cute. You are just like me and your dad, sica."}

_{Jessica rolled her eyes.}

_{"Anyway, why do you work at a bookstore? Don't you have a family business?" Mr. Jung asked.}

_"I'm--"

_{Taeyeon was about to reply when Jessica interjected. "He's poor. He has 3 jobs a day and he lives in an apartment smaller than my bathroom."}

_{"Is that so?" Mr. Jung said, looking at Taeyeon.}

_{"Is there a problem, dad?" Jessica asked.}

_{"No. I think it's actually great that he's working hard." Her dad answered. "We're not those kind of parents who'll hinder you for your love just be because the guy you like is poor."}

_{"Yah-Sica what do you think we are? This is not a korean drama." Her mom added, "All we want for you is to find a guy who loves you. Get married. And have three children. Maybe four."}

_{"Whatever mom." Jessica said. "You said you wont bother me once I found a boyfriend."}

_{"Of course. We're just reminding you. We're not young Sica. And that is our last request for you."}

_{"Sir, i will take good care of Sica and our future children." Taeyeon said.}

_{"No need to call me sir. You can call me 'uncle'. And if the time is right, 'father'."}

_{"Anyway how long have you known each other?" Mr Jung asked. "Is he the reason why you're being mean on the dates you mom set for you?"}

_{"First of all, I'm not being mean. I'm being me." Jessica answered. Taeyeon couldnt help but chuckle at her girlfriend's sass. "Second of all, time is relative, dad. The time we spent together may seem short for you but can also seem long for the two of us at the same time. So let's not talk about that."}

_{Jessica's dad rolled his eyes at his daughter and looked at Taecyeon questioningly instead.}

_{"One month, uncle."}

_{Jessica's parents looked at each other before sighing in unison. "Well, I guess love is love."}

_{The dinner with Jessica's family wasn't as bad as she first thought. Unlike other rich people -- and by that taeyeon meant rich people from korean dramas, Jessica's parents didn't care that their daughter is dating a poor- (wo)man who works three jobs just to pay rent. So that's a plus point. And also, Taeyeon now understands that Jessica's y attitude is not selective. Jessica Jung is a to everyone, including her parents. So it's another plus point... or not. Whatever. She's not even sure as to what she's even computing.}

_{"Your romantic facade is so annoying. So congratulations, you passed." Jessica said after parking the car in front of Taeyeon's apartment.}

_{"So that was a test?" Taeyeon asked, not entirely sure of what is happening or what the hell Jessica is saying. "I didn't even do anything."}

_{"They liked you."}

_{"I think your parents will approve anyone who dates you. I mean if your date can tolerate you, and you can tolerate your date, that's already a miracle. What more could they ask for?"}

_{"A guy who I actually like?" Jessica says sarcastically.}

_{"I don't get it."}

_{"Don't get what?"}

_{"You." Taeyeon said. "You're beautiful, witty and sometimes the right amount of sarcastic. You can get any guy you want. Why would you resort in to this? In to me?"}

_{"What the hell are you talking about? Get out of my car and I'll just text you on your crappy phone when we need again."}

_{"Okay, okay."}

_{"And oh, Kim Taecyeon." Jessica said calling the guy using his full name.}

_{"Yes Jessica Jung?" Taeyeon said playing along.}

_{"Don't get attached."}

_{Jessica closed the door and headed to her bestfriend's house, leaving Taeyeon still confused and 78% unsure of what the hell just happened.}

_{People don't go to disneyland alone. That's purely idiotic. You will look weird. Just no-- don't go to disneyland alone. Bring your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, best-friend, family or dog.}

_{Well, except if you're Tiffany Hwang then maybe you can.}

_{Disneyland has been Tiffany's safe haven ever since she was young. Despite it being full of people and noisy children, she always felt comfortable here. Sometimes she goes here with her Jessica or Taeyeon but most of the time, when she feels un-okay, she goes here alone.}

_{Now that she's having ty feelings, disneyland is definitely the place where she needs to be in. That's why she's here.}

_{"Are those minions?" Tiffany said as she headed towards the shop filled with one-eyed yellow stuffs in jumpers.}

_{"TaeTae will like this." She said, examining the large minion in front of her.}

_{How the hell could she take a break from everything when Taeyeon is everywhere?!?}

_{"Aaaand i'll take this." The guy said as he smiled at Tiffany.}

_{Tiffany was lost to her thoughts when a hand grabbed the large stuffed toy in front of her and headed to the cashier.}

_{"Heyyyy! That's mine!" Tiffany yelled at the guy.}

_{"And that will be $99." The cashier said. The guy gave his card and the transaction was complete.}

_{"Hey you!!!" Tiffany said angrily. "That's rude you jerk."}

_{"I'm sorry?" The guy said faking his confusion.}

_{"I was going to buy that." Tiffany said, still angry. Actually, she was having thoughts about buying this for Taeyeon but now that the guy bought it first she definitely wants it now.}

_{"You were looking at it, you should've bought it the moment you came in." The guy reasoned. "Maybe they have another stock?"}

_{"I'm sorry sir, that's the last one." The sales lady who suddenly barged in out of nowhere said.}

_{"Well, I have the receipt so...buyers keepers?" The guy said, chuckling at his own words. "Don't get angry miss---?"}

_{"Not telling you my name you thief!"}

_{"Why are you so angry over a stuffed toy?"}

_{"Why are you so nosy?"}

_{"Well, why are you so pretty?"}

_{"You fuc- wait what?"}

_{"Guess what? I'll give it to you if you tell me your name."}

_{"Are you out of your mind?"}

_{"Maybe. Maybe not. Who knows?"}

_{Tiffany hesitated for a moment and gave in afterwards. Oh the things she'd do for Taeyeon. "Tiffany. Now give it to me." "Here." The guy said giving the huge stuffed toy to Tiffany.}

_{"Are you really sure about this?"}

_{"What's with the sudden change of heart, Miss Tiffany?"}

_{"I may have acted like a a little bit a while ago but I just really wanted that stuffed toy. Now, It feels like I owe you something. What if i just pay you?"}

_{"Your name is enough for me but if you insist you could tour me here?" The guy said scratching his head lightly.}

_{Tiffany looked at him as if he was insane.}

_{"It's a nice bargain." He said. "You see it's my first time here. I'm from Thailand. I came here four years ago but it's my first time here."}

_{"I won't do anything crazy, i'll get deported." He added. "I'm already here for three hours and i can't still find mickey mouse. Or a mickey mouse store."}

_{"I guess it wouldn't hurt." Tiffany said, besides the guy is actually handsome. "I'll leave you after we find a mickey mouse store. And i'm only doing this because I feel guilty."}

_{The guy smiled, revealing his eyesmile, making his face cuter.}

_{"I'm Nichkhun by the way."}

_{Disneyland ended and a certain Jessica Jung was sleeping on Tiffany's bed when she got home.}

_{"What the hell?" Tiffany said seeing Jessica sleeping-pretty on her bed.}

_{" you." Jessica said covering her face with a pillow.}

_{"Get up, get up." Tiffany said. "You're not sleeping in my bed."}

_{"What are you even doing here? Don't you have a bed anymore?" She added.}

_{"I was obviously waiting for you mama bear." Jessica replied, eyeing Tiffany. "What's that monster your holding?"}

_{"So you're goldilocks??" Tiffany asked. "Ugh whatever. This is a minion Jessica. If only you went to watch the movie with me when I asked you to then you won't ask shameful questions like this."}

_{Jessica rolled her eyes. "Yeah yeah, shame on me and my cow."}

_{"Who's that for? You like hello kitty, not that ." Jessica added.}

_{"How dare you!!!" Tiffany said as she grabbed a pillow and hitted Jessica in the face.}

_{"TIFFANY HWANG!!!" Jessica screamed as she fought back.}

_{"How dare you come in to my house, sleep in my bed and insult this minion that Taeyeon likes!"}

_{"It's not cute. It's creepy. But you're creepier so I give you that." Jessica said. "You're way in to Taeyeon. Are you in love with her?"}

_{"N-no!!" Tiffany said defensively. "Is that why you're here? Remember when you had a life??"}

_{"I'm just kidding Fany. Don't get so defensive. I'm just jealous. Why don't you buy me stuffs too?"}

_{"W-whatever! You sleep in my bed and that's enough. Why are you even here? And why are we friends again?" Tiffany asked.}

_{"I missed you? Is there something wrong on sleeping on your childhood friend's bed?" Jessica said.}

_{"Yes because it's creepy. Now spill it out because I have lots to tell you too."}

_{"That's my girl!" Jessica said as she started talking about Taecyeon and the dinner that happened awhile ago.}

_{Tiffany listened intently which surprised Jessica but the ice princess let it slide (maybe Tiffany is on drugs Jessica thought), little did she know that the reason for Tiffany's eagerness to listen is none other than Jessica's fake boyfriend.}

_{However, as Jessica was speaking, Tiffany noticed something different about her childhood friend. Maybe she's just hallucinating but she could see a smile appearing on the other girl's face as she tells her story. (Or maybe Jessica is on drugs, Tiffany thought.)}

_{"So all in all, it will be a wonderful year for me." Jessica said, ending her tale. "Except for the fact that he's too short. But nothing I can't handle."}

_{"So where have you been?" Jessica asked.}

_{"Disneyland." Tiffany said in a matter-of-fact voice.}

_{Jessica rolled her eyes. "Of course."}

_{"And then I met this guy." Tiffany started, "It's actually weird. He's nice and cute. And we get along."}

_{Jessica eyed her. "What the ?? Tiffany Hwang I assure you that you are not in love with him."}

_{"I know." Tiffany replied. "I'm not saying I love him already. We just met."}

_"Yeah?"

_{"But you know those people who if you try--really really try, you could totally fall for?"}

_{"Why are you trying to push yourself over someone you just met?"}

_{"I don't know." Tiffany said. "And for the record i'm not. I'm just saying that he's a boyfriend material."}

_{"Tiffany Hwang, you . You have a better future than the bench you were crying about before than that guy you're talking about. Believe me, i'm Jessica Jung."}

_{If you only knew Sica, if you only knew. TiffaNy thought.}

A/N: AT LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!!! I missed writing (especially Jessica - Fany interaction hehehehe) ; _ ; I almost forgot the plot lmao. So nichkhun eh? What do you think? Will it be Taeny or Taengsic endgame? YoonYul side story after another chapter. Comments keep me going =] ((Apart of me cries bc YULSIC PEOPLE YULSIC-- should've made this about them but meh; and oh, check out the group 'The Ark' they're really good))

PS I love Yuna