Dear readers, please be patient with me because right now, I’m on my period and for God’s sake, I’m craving for the most ridiculous fic available .So apparently, I found none of them exist and I’m determine to write one for you. Yes,I’m trying to torture you if you didn’t get it yet. So I present to you this .

The stomps of little footsteps against the wooden floor went unnoticed by them .The accompanied jingling sounds out of those dangling bracelet around the slim ankle also whelmed by their moans and groans. Ji Yong wouldn’t even hear a pterodactyl scream with Daesung’s head between his thigh. He got too engulfed in the heavenly sound of Daesung slurping over his manhood to listen to anything else.

Those tiny feet stopped in its track in front of the door that stand tall as barrier between her and them. Pacifier hot in , held firmly between her pouting lips, her eyes planted to the doorknob that apparently too high for her to reach.

She was about to throw some tantrum when her eyes fell upon the plastic stool.

Bingo.

Running towards the desired object, she almost tripped over a tangle mess of toilet paper which she clearly remembered she played with last night.

Mommy is going to kill Daddy for this

She managed to collect herself from the unfortunate tragedy she almost got herself into and now her eyes glistening over the ordinary stool that happen to be such a life saver to her. Another problem resurfaced. With her left arm wrapped around her teddy bear, she can’t possibly lift the stool that almost half of her height without leaving the soft doll aside and Joo Heon never left her toys out of her sight. Wrecking her small brain, she finally settled the teddy bear down and lifted the stool with much of her difficulties to the direction of the door.The plastic kids chair may be light but it certainly not small.Her eyes still lingered to her teddy bear till the end of her not so distant journey.Putting the stool down ,she killed some times by rearranged it to her satisfaction before she ran back to get her toy .

Once Mr.Poof secured in her grasp, she climbed up the stool with a determine smile across her face,eyes fixed to the shiny golden knob.She turned it in the wrong way at first causing it to let out the familiar clicking sound without any sign to open and she tried again with the opposite direction.She did it.The door easily fly opened serving her with a surprisingly weird view.

“Daddy??,”

Her voice punched an invisible alarm in both of the other presences heads causing them to sprawl apart from their earlier  tangled limbs in such an insane speed. Daesung still panting from their previous session while Ji Yong couldn’t even help himself to wipe away the trail of from the corner of his lips causing Daesung to let out some breathy chuckle before he leaned close to do it for him. Their eyes descended in sync  from the door in front of them to the shorter existence who now had an obvious confusion written all over her face.

‘’Joey??,” Ji Yong was the first to speak.She is his daughter afterall.

‘’Daddy,where is mommy?,” Joo Heon now looked less interested in the previous scene to revert her attention to her favorite topic.Her mother.Its really obvious that she really likes her mother more than Ji Yong , no matter how many princess dress he bought her or how many toys he had spoiled her with,she would still chose her mother with no hesitate over anything.

‘’She-She’s out with some friends, why did you wake up so early, sweety?,” Daesung giggled over the name he called her. Ji Yong’s paternal sense is too charming for him.Too far from his tough plus charismatic attitude while on stage and inside the bedroom.Both of them , the father and the daughter are so cute beyond words, he secretly squealed inside.Joo Heon is a very beautiful girl to Daesung.She got Ji Yong’s small pouty mouth and delicate feature while the rest ,she got them from her mother who is beautiful herself.Well,seems like this tiny girl got all the great genes from her parent.

Lucky girl

“I’m hungry,” The two years old rubbed her eyes,getting sleepy again.

“Ah,Let's go get your bottle from the fridge!,’’ Ji Yong throw his fist in the air to appear more eager ,matching the kid’s childish persona.Joo Heon nodded and turned her body around to step out from the room giving Ji Yong some chance to retrieve his and Daesung’s boxers on the floor.He winked at Daesung while mouthing later to him. Daesung  responded by playfully poking his tongue out. Patting lovingly Daesung’s hair,Ji Yong was about to hop off the bed to catch up with his daughter when the little girl peeked her head through the door slit .

‘’Uncle Dae,did you forget your house key so that’s why you came here and sleep with Daddy ?,” Her question got Daesung choked on his saliva.So do Ji Yong.

“ Ye-yea-yeah..Yeah, I forgot them at the studio,” He ruffled his bed hair, hiding away his guilty face. Joo Heon is too young to understand.Ji Yong nodded with his answer.

“Its okay,daddy do that often,that’s why he kept sleeping at your house when mother wasn’t home to open the door for him.”Her smile lighted up his facial, making her lips appear more thinner showing her gums and her barely present teeth.Daesung swore that now she really looked like a miniature of her father.Joo Heon is a heart-warming child ,Daesung noted.He turned to Ji Yong making a face of demanding some explaination while Ji Yong just shrugged it off.

So that is your excuse each time your slipped away to spend some time with me,noted.

Ji Yong reached for his daughter’s hand that free from her toy to guide her way to the kitchen.Daesung followed soon but instead of trailing them,he let only his eyes do the job while he leaned his slightly sore body to the door frame.Three rounds last night plus two this morning had totally worn him out.Ji Yong should at least make it up for him by excluding him from today dance practice. 

“Aisshhhh,your  mother forgot to prepare them for you,there is no milk left,” Ji Yong whined while her daughter started to rant.

“Daesung-ah,how? There is no milk left for her and she couldn’t drink from others except from her mother’s milk or she will get sick,” Ji Yong paced in his place while his daughter already throwing some fit. Daesung’s breath stucked in his throat.

Maybe this is the right time for him to reveal the secret he has been holding all this time

He dragged the now whining man to a more secluded area at the corner of the house but still got some view for them to keep an eye to Joo Heon.

“Ji Yong-ah,I-I have something to tell you,’’

“What is it? ,” Ji Yong’s eyes paced back and front to him and his daughter, afraid of her breaking things as usual when her needs are not being satisfied,.Daesung sensed now how unfocused Ji Yong was, chose to use the drastic measure.He took Ji Yong’s hand and put them  flat on top of his men-.

“Woah..woah Dae, I know I said later but now we had something more serious,my daughter i-,’’Ji Yong want to retreat his hand but Daesung  was quick to hold his hand there. 

“My can produce milk,Ji-,”

“Wh-what?? Dae,you are a men.A men have no milk.Well,at least not at the place it shouldn’t be,” Ji Yong still thought he was  kidding so he chose to show him the proof.He placed his another free hand on top of the overlapping  of his and Ji Yong's hands that now rested awkwardly on his and

squeezed them.

Ji Yong couldn’t believe his eyes.Its like a gush of water had squirted out from underneath his hand followed by them leaking from the space between his fingers.Lifting his hand carefully to examine them,his palm now pooled with white liquid that look suspiciously same as his wife’s milk.He almost sure that he is not even sane anymore.

“See,go on taste it if you still didn’t believe me but I do have the milk ,Ji Yong,I can feed her if u allow me to,” Ji Yong almost had a heart attack over his statement.He looked again at the liquid on his palm ,slowly his lips.

it

And he drink it

And , its indeed a milk.

What kind of sorcery is this?

“But how?,”

“I got a women secondary characteristic as well as a fully functioned s.I’m suppose to be a women but somehow God think it’s a good idea to give me a ,so voila,that’s how its happen.”Daesung explanation almost out as tired protest and to add to his misery, Ji Yong’s dumbfounded  face didn’t give him a good feels about it.

“ No wonder you keep in’ around at the ends of the months,” Now that’s Ji Yong that he know.

“I do not have menstruation ,I don’t have period and since when you’re complaining !,”Daesung huffed.

“I’m not complaining.I just think that you just look extra cute when you pissed off or when you cried over small things or when you eat too much chocolate during those time of months,” The corner of Ji Yong’s eyes scrunched when he smiled and Daesung falls head over heels again to him.

“The hormones I guess,”Daesung lightly shoved Ji Yong’s chest , trying to fan off his cherry red cheeks.

“Hey,why do I never know about this before? You know how many times I them of yours right?,” Ji Yong grinned.

“You didn’t actually   them , you just pinched them and sometimes you just rubbed them over,’’ He blushed harder this time.

“Aah…,”

“What??,”

“Nothing.So are you willing to feed her?,” Ji Yong looked at me in the eyes and then at his daughter who now starts to find her relief by on her thumb.

”You can’t reach her mom?,”

“She’s out of town,probably return by tomorrow,”

“Then how the did she forgets to prepare the milk?,”

“She got too excited to go?,”

Daesung ran his hands through his hairs.Unbelievable.How can a mother forgets her children necessity over her own enjoyment?.He sighed and picked up Joo Heon from the floor with Ji Yong’s eyes tailing his movements.He brought her close to his chest ,wrapping her in his arm,cooing him with his loving smile and some sweet words.Ji Yong almost melted over Daesung’s delicate gestures.He used to see her wife did that but Daesung make it look more special and precious.

Once Daesung sensed the girl had feel comfortable in his arm, he brought her into the room followed by Ji Yong.He laid himself down on the bed along with Joo Heon resting on his abdomen.Ji Yong watched in amuse.Joo Heon’s eyes now gazed into Daesung’s ,seeping close to his soul.He feels like almost giving half of his life to her.

He softly directed  Joo Heon’s mouth to his and kept it there while his other hands rubbed a circle around the girl’s back,urging her to do the .A few second later,Joo Heon already latched his full mouth around his ,feeding comfortably.Ji Yong unconsciously his lips.Fifteen  minutes later ,he poked on Daesung’s side,smirking.

“Ji ,no!,” Daesung said below whisper sensing how Joo Heon  almost lulled back to sleep.

“What?? I want to taste it too,”

“No,you are not going to share it with your own daughter,its embarrassing!,”Daesung hided his face in the crook of Joo Heon’s neck.Ji Yong can’t be serious.When Daesung busy willowing himself in the self embarrassment, Ji Yong already starts his move.

“Ji Yong, you ing retard,get off from my chest!,”

“Oh my God,Dae, this is the best drink I have ever had in my entire life,so sweet,so full ,why did you hide it from me all this time,” Daesung gave up from trying to shove his boyfriend away, slumped down in his posture with two human hanging on his chest.

“You are a pure embarrassement to humankind , Ji_,”

“Dwon cgre,thwis is too gwoodg two bwhe wfste,” Ji Yong’s voice muffled by his .Daesung had to put an arm over his face  to hide his beetroot cheeks.A few minutes later, he could feel  Ji Yong’s hand slipping past his boxer’s waist.

“ the hell no ,Ji,your daughter is here,”

“But there are also milk down here too,”

“At least put her to bed or something!!,”

“That will add to the fun part,Daesungiii,”

“Nononono..,”

And that day,Daesung learned to never  disclose his secrets to Ji Yong anymore.

OKOKOKOK..WTF DID I JUST WROTE?? AM I THAT RIDICULOUS? YES, AM I THAT ? YE AM I THAT ? YES AM I NEED JESUS? , YES.SO LEAVE SOME COMMENTS SO THAT I CAN HAVE  A MERE IDEA ABOUT HOW RIDICULOUS U THINK THIS STORY IS.WELL, I JUST LOVE COMMENTS.LOVE YA