Todae : Cunning Couple (Repost & Renamed )

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'Hyung! this is suppose to be my seat! its have always been my seat! I had been purposely born to own this seat! my grandparent died in battle for this seat! your filthy off from my seat !!,'' The younger stomped his feet hard to the ground, clearly not amused to lose his favorite couch spot to Seunghyun .He look so adorable with all his effort to appear mad but somehow with his mouth pouting innocently cute , he had failed at it terribly.Seunghyun chuckled over the younger 's tantrum yet wearing his  cheeky smile , clearly alarmed how it will irritate the latter more. Daesung scrunched his nose in annoyance and  threw away the seaweed snack he was holding to the other spot, almost landing to the leader's forehead , startling the said man a bit. Ji Yong reluctantly pulled his attention from his phone to them , eyes boringly burning holes to the bickering couple sensing how his another peaceful day-off is going to get ruined by their  another unsettled problem.The young leader lazily rose his fingers to massage his frown away, planting the ' not-again ' expression all over his pretty flower boy face.

 

''there this two bastard again..oh God..I just wish for a decent normal Sunday not all your followers..please just grant this one petty wish...,''Ji  Yong muttered in whisper, eyes wildly searching for a particular person that definitely will understand his feelings, there he saw Bae just rolled his eyes hard that he is so damn sure he saw his brain.

 

''Oh really , which part of your story that should I put my expensive at?? This is OUR couch, our seats, I can sit wherever I want, whenever I want with whomever I want who certainly not you! Wanna fight then bring it on~!,'' The eldest crossed his arms ,smirking to his ears.He rested one of his feet to the seat clearly challenging the pissed off  younger causing the latter to kick his calf from the soft cushion.Seungri smacked his forehead in disbelieve over his older members childish act and proceeded to leave the space he had occupied earlier at the couch making  his way to his shared room with Youngbae.At this moment , even staring at your room wall is worthier than watching those  two people quarelling , he thought .Ji Yong being a persistent man refuse to abandon his lazy weekend plan continue to grab the remote controller and bluntly flicking through the channels ,trying hardly to focus on the show presented at the screen rather than paying attention to the other two members who is  in unnecessary staring battle before him.

 

''Our seat you say?? our seat?? Am I hearing right?? last time we go out to shop for the furniture I didnt remember you put any of your share in it! You even swear you prefer the floor than this couch just because I choose it and you didnt like the design! So practically, this is me and Youngbae's couch,my couch my rules!,'' He grinned in victory,pressing harder  his index finger to Seunghyun's chest .He thought he had already defeat the stone head hyung but far from what he had expected, Seunghyun had a better preparation to win the battle.The eldest swept the finger that hungrily poking his skin away and clapped his hands , leaving Daesung dumbfounded .Ji Yong stirred in his seat, a little affected with Daesung's word ,realizing his limited personal share over the couch .

 

''This is the most nonsense thing I have ever heard came out from you.Do you even know what you are saying? do you even know who hold the biggest share of this house? its me you ungreatful bastard! if its not because of me , you would have to dump this stupid doraemon couch under the bridge and live there ! ,'' Ji yong stirred again , his heart stung  hearing  Seunghyun's words .''Seriously guys,now you want to claim each others property??" Ji Yong pouted a little .He mentally noted himself to buy his own house with his first money of his next album sale.Sharing definitely will eat him sooner or later.Seunghyun poked out his tongue at the fuming Daesung that looks like he is willing to spend his entire life in jail just so that he can kill him.                                                         

''I don't ing care , hyung, just off..this is my spot, end of the story!,'' Daesung raised the human sized pillow he had dragged from his room earlier , showing the eldest that he is ready to attack him if he had to deal with any of his s after that . Silent crept around the two bickering stupids , forming a satisfied smile on the leader's lips.However, the happiness just  chose to today, as a  pillow fight followed after a few second right after the eldest let out his first intentional mocking chuckle. Daesung's rage was unstoppable, there is not even a sec interval between each passing pillow aimed to Seunghyun although the latter had professionally dodged every of it.Jiyong threw away the remote to the empty spot behind him and stand to spank the head of the two members.

 

'' I swear to God I dont get it how did you two call urself a lover while the most thing both of u had done  is bickering over a spot on a ing couch ? Dont even let me start with ur stupid 'friendly' wrestling over the last piece of cereal left yesterday and yes , dont ing remind me of your constant yelling over who get to sleep on the right side of the bed ! ..both of u are useless piece of donkey ! Im done with you! im done with my life !,'' With that Ji Yong stormed out from the house to God-knows where not before slamming the door shut , loud enough to awake the sleeping lucipher.

 

Seunghyun and Daesung startled over the sudden outburst of the dragon and caught in a  deep amusement for a sec while looking in each other's eyes. However, not long after that, both of them burst into shrieking ear-tearing laughs  that last for like a year, that would irritate anybody hearing it .Pressing his stomach, Daesung had trouble to composed himself from the previous event  while Seunghyun couldnt stop snorting each time he laugh,adding the humour to the moment, lengthen their recovery time to collect themselves.

 

Both of them now sprawled across the living room in each other’s embraces , sleeping soundly with the innocent tv playing obediently in front of the sleeping figures. Seunghyun 's arm tight around Daesung's waist as the younger head rest at the crook of Seunghyun's neck, both oblivious with the two pairs of eyes that watching them  with clenching fists.

 

'' This two monkeys can be a real when they team up together, making up a fight to chase away people for the sake of their intimate time, how the that we have never realize this before??,'' The maknae gritted his teeth in frustration , clearly plotting a murder plan to get his revenge over the two bandmates.

 

''Those monkeys and   are hyungs to you!,''Youngbae, being the saint of the group , tried to nurse the bratty maknae as he calmed his own nerve after he accidentally eavesdropped  the lover 's giggling over their so successful plan to kick away all the members from the living from to get some time alone together.

 

''Hyung, remember, these two so call hyungs had fight over who get to shower first that we all got late for our first radio interview which you came up without your shower and smells like a rotten peach making even Boss didnt recognize you!,''

 

''Ugh.Kill them ,I'll dig the grave !

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haha..i said im losing interest but im didnt say im gonna stop writing.so the impact maybe the story posted may be boring ridiculous forawhile..

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mrskang95 #1
Chapter 5: Im crying at this chapter ?????
Love_On_TOP
#2
Chapter 2: OMG how have I not seen this before?! I absolutely ADORE SunDae and GDae!!!
KPVIP26
#3
Chapter 25: *pushes you into a sea of holy water*
bigbanglover112 #4
Chapter 28: Well... Damn haha.
SavorySins
#5
Chapter 25: Jiyong did all of that with the baby around!?!
SavorySins
#6
Chapter 22: Wah...Dae's a serial killer or did I totally mistake that?
kumakuma166
#7
Chapter 28: You're practically pair Dae with everyone kkkk XD
kumakuma166
#8
Chapter 25: DA WAT??? It's ridiculously cracking my-- what? Fml, i need more of this kind of story actl
SavorySins
#9
Chapter 5: Aww, well that . I cannot kill myself for no one...
eyka96 #10
Chapter 26: Author nim why is it a sad ending??? Make it happy please