part 2 of Convo: You Love Me

“Tiff?”

“…”

“Tiffa— OH GOD OH GOD!”

“…”

“Sheez peasant, you scared me!”

“…”

“Why are you staring? Go and ignore me.”

“…”

“Yah stop your evil talk!”

“…”

“Where is that woman when you need her?”

 “…”

“What? You’re going to stare at me while I change clothes? Fine by me but your owner will not be pleased if she finds out.”

“…”

 “I KNOW I TASTE GOOD BUT STOP MY FOOT!”

“…”

“Stop following me around, peasant!”

“…”

“I’m getting dizzy here! Don’t climb up the bed!”

“…”

“Ugh! Go out of the room! Don’t make me kick you!”

“Who’s kicking who?”

“Tiff! Finally you’re home! Your peasant is bothering me again.”

“I told you to stop calling him that.”

“Oh please, we both know I’m the only royalty in this house.”

“What am I then?”

“Fine, you’re the second queen.”

“Well I guess the food I bought is not fit for the first queen.”

“Aish, we’re both queens! Now prepare my food, I’m hungry.”

“You know what I hate the most, Prince? Whiny kids. Good thing you’re a good boy.”

“Yah I’m just right here, I can hear you!”

“What? I didn’t say anything about you, right Prince?”

“Why do you always side with that peasant? You didn’t even kiss me when you came home.”

“Muuaaah. There, whiny kid.”

“Hehehehe.”

**

“You go to bed first. I still have papers to do.”

“I’m not sleepy yet.”

“Then do anything, just don’t bother me.”

“But I want to do something fun with you.”

“God Jessica, not now.”

 “You’re always busy. You’re neglecting the queen’s needs.”

“What the queen needs is to be quiet and let the other queen work.”

“No can do.”

“Don’t come any nearer!”

“Come on Tiff, I know you want it.”

“I have to finish this – goddamn it, get off me!”

“Don’t push me off! Queen’s order.”

“Queen my as$.”

“…”

“S-stop it right now…”

“…”

“…or else…”

“…”

“Oh God.”

“…”

“…”

“You’re saying something?”

“Shut up and kiss me.”

**

“Tiff~”

“WHAT THE HECK JESSICA?!”

“What did I do?!”

“THE STUPID BIRD FELL! I ALMOST BEAT MY HIGHSCORE!”

“Five is not even a high score, Tiff.”

“WELL IF YOU DIDN’T DISTURB ME I WOULD’VE GOTTEN A SIX!”

“Why won’t you give up on that already? The developer even got that deleted.”

“I’ll stop this once I beat your score.”

“You can’t even pass five.”

“Eight is not that far from five, Jessica.”

“Whatever, let’s cuddle and watch TV.”

“You big baby.”

“Shut up. And don’t call that peasant to join us.”

“Look, Prince heard you.”

“Go away, peasant!”

“Don’t talk to him like that.”

“As if he’s going to listen. He’s even climbing on top of me.”

“Aww you look good together!”

“You’re not jealous that we look good together?”

“I’m his owner. He loves me more.”

“Yah! That’s not what I meant. I know how easily jealous you get even when people just look at me.”

“No I don’t! So full of yourself.”

“Remember Hara?”

“Hara, who?”

“You don’t remember her? You almost slapped the poor girl—”

“Alright, alright don’t bring her up again!”

“…because I helped her get up when she slipped.”

“That was one time!”

“What about that waiter you embarrassed in front of all the customers?”

“You’re flirting with each other!”

“I wasn’t flirting with him. He asked for my order and I answered.”

“He’s giving you the looks. Besides it’s not like you don’t get jealous too!”

“When did I get jealous? I don’t have to be jealous. I know you can’t get your eyes off me for even a second.”

“Freakin’ conceited. Nichkhun?”

“That loser? He went just as far as drive you to school. He didn’t even get to talk to you after that.”

“Because you’re killing him with your glares.”

“You’re my girlfriend and he’s a loser.  I wasn’t jealous of him.”

“…”

“Why aren’t you listening? Don’t play with that peasant!”

“Huh? What did you say?”

“I said don’t play with that thing. Pay attention to me only!”

“But Prince is doing some tricks! See?”

“He just keeps on wiggling his tail.”

“Yeah but he’s so cute!”

“…”

“He’s doing the roll over!”

“…”

“Aww my boy is getting smarter!”

“Fine! I was jealous of Nichkhun and that stupid peasant!”

“Thought so.”

“You’ll have pay for ignoring me.”            

“What pay—Jess! Prince is here!”

“Let’s get you inside the bedroom.”

**

“Jessi.”

“Yeah?”

“We’ve been together for a couple of years now, right?”

“Yeah, why?”

“And we’ve already moved in together.”

“Yeah, why?”

“We both have stable jobs.”

“Yeah, why?”

“Don’t you think we should settle down?”

“Yeah, wh— WHAT?!”

“Why do you look so surprised?!”

“You just blurted it out suddenly!”

“You don’t want to be with me, Jung?!”

“Of course I do! It’s just— shouldn’t we talk about this first?”

“What do you think we’re doing now?”

“But why so sudden, Tiff?”

“It’s not like I said we’re getting married tomorrow, Jessica.”

“Yes but, marriage? You think we’re ready for that?”

“That’s why I’m asking you. We’re clearly not in the same page right now.”

“It’s not like that, Tiff.”

“You know what? Let’s just drop it. We’re happy now as it is.”

“We are. Right?”

“Of course.”

**

“Okay, Jessica. Spill it.”

“Tiffany wants to get married.”

“She does?”

“Wow, she wants to settle with you?”

“Yah, midgets! What the hell does that mean?”

“You know what it means, Jessica. So? What’s the problem?”

“I just said it, Sunny. Tiffany wants to get married.”

“That’s your problem?”

“Shouldn’t it be Tiffany who’s having problems?”

“Why does it sound so easy for you? It’s marriage!”

“You’re having second thoughts about Tiffany?”

“What? No! Why would you think that?”

“I think she is, Bunny.”

“I am not, okay? I love Tiffany.”

“I take back what I said. You still look like a love struck idiot.”

“Then what’s holding you back?”

“There’ll be changes! You know what they say about couples after marriage.”

“You know that doesn’t apply to every married couple.”

“But everything’s going perfectly fine for us already.”

“All the more reason you should get married. Tiffany wants you to tell her you’re both going to be perfectly fine not just today but for a very long time.”

“Sica, if you’re not enlightened with what my Bunny just said then I’m going to call Tiffany and tell her to break up with you.”

“But marriage is scary.”

“That’s why it needs two people to go through it. Tiffany’s probably scared too. But she loves you enough to be certain she wants to be with you.”

“My girlfriend is so smart. Will you marry me, Bunny?”

“Do you have a ring?”

“Ah- well, let me check my savings.”

“Yah, Tiffany and I are going to get married first!”

**

“Have you memorized what you’re going to say?”

“Yes. Everything’s ready?”

“Taeng and I got it all.”

“Don’t mess this, Sica!”

“I know, I know. God, I’m so nervous. WHY AM I SO NERVOUS?!”

“Just relax, will you? Do everything as planned.”

“This is so exciting! Omo! There she is!”

“OHMYGOD OHMYGOD WHAT IF SHE’LL SAY NO?!”

“She will not reject you, Sica. Now go!”

--

“Jess? What are we doing here?”

“I j-just want to s-stroll in the park?”

“We could’ve done this after dinner. Isn’t it odd that the park’s empty? I don’t see anyone except us.”

“W-well they’re eating dinner?”

“What’s with you today?”

“WE’RE GETTING MARRIED!”

“What?”

“You’re getting married to me.”

“I haven’t even said yes.”

“Please don’t say no!”

“You didn’t even ask me!”

“Oh— OH! I should be on my knee. Tiffany Hwang wi—”

“Wait, where’s the ring?”

“Ring? What ring?”

“You’re supposed to give me a ring, Jessica.”

“The ring! SOONKYU! WHERE’S THE RING?!”

“Sunny’s here?”

“Where’s the ring, Taengoo?!”

“Taeyeon too?”

“I’m holding it.”

“You’re supposed to give it to Jessica earlier, you pabo!”

“Sica, catch!”

“Careful! God, this caused me a fortune. Where were we?”

“You’re asking a question?”

“Oh. Tiff—”

“On your knee.”

“Sheez this is too much work.”

“Pardon?”

“TIFFANY HWANG, MARRY ME, WILL YOU?”

“…”

“Tiff?”

“I thought you’re not ready?”

“That’s what I thought too. But we’re going to be together forever anyway, so…”

“Yes, of course. You jerk! Come here!”

“I love you so much.”

“I love you too, even though you fail at proposing.”

“I got you a very expensive ring. So don’t complain.”

--

“She didn’t do even one-eighth of our plan.”

“Does that matter? They’re getting married! And then we’re next!”

“You still haven’t bought me a ring.”

**

 

a/n: I know this was long overdue but belated happy valentine’s day everyone~ I didn’t get to procrastinate all week TT^TT it’s not much and it’s not married!Jeti but I hope you enjoyed it~~! :D BTW, FLAPPY BIRD IS LONG GONE BUT I STILL PLAY IT >__< I can’t get past 92 and my mom’s so frustrated ‘cause her score is only 1 until now hahaha

I CAN’T WAIT FOR SOSHI’S MR. MR.!! wtf’s wrong with SM ;AA;

thank you for reading~ have a nice day everyone~!