“Tiffany Hwang!”

“What?”

“Go out with me.”

“God, not again.”

“I know you love me. Stop playing hard to get.”

“What the- I hate every part of your being. You’re so full of yourself.”

“Feisty. Makes me love you even more.”

“I feel like vomiting. Get the hell out of my way, I’m late!”

“Not before you say you’ll go out with me.”

“Move or I’ll freakin’ punch you in the face.”

“Sweet. So I’ll pick you up – WHAT THE HECK?! WHY DID YOU PUNCH ME?!”

“What? You’re saying something? No? Okay.”

“GET BACK HERE YOU !”

**

“Ouch! That hurts Sunny!”

“Stay still! We won’t get anything done if you keep moving.”

“But it hurts so much!”

“This is all your fault.”

“It’s that Hwang’s fault!”

“You were asking for it. Pass me the band-aid.”

“I hate her so much!”

“Sure you do. That’s why you follow her everywhere she goes.”

“I do not! It’s just fun to annoy her.”

“Sure it is. That’s why you love getting her attention.”

“I don’t love getting her attention!”

“Humor me, Sica. You get all y when she ignores you.”

“Yah! I don’t get y when—”

“Stop screaming at my face!”

“DID YOU JUST SLAP ME?!”

“Fix your own face! I’m out of here!”

“SOONKYU! My nose is bleeding again!”

**

“Hwang!”

“Do you want to get another punch? Because I’d be more than willing to damage your nose until you bleed to death.”

“Look what you did to my face!”

“Oh please, I don’t see any difference. Your face still looks horrible.”

“How dare you insult my beautiful face?!”

“Stop screeching like a cat!”

“Take back what you said about my face!”

“Jesus, shut up!”

“You owe me a date, Hwang!”

“Okay. Let me just dislocate your nose even more.”

“Whoa, whoa. Stay where you are!”

“Don’t worry. I’ll go out with you after this.”

“Really?”

“Yes, just one more punch.”

“As tempting as it sounds, my beautiful face is still hurt.”

“Then leave me the hell alone.”

“How about a mini date?”

“How about two punches instead of just one?”

“You’re so hot when you try to act like you’re angry.”

“…”

“I know you’ll give in to me eventually. You can’t resist— ING TIFFANY HWANG!!”

“Yeah, I can’t resist not punching your face.”

**

“She punched me twice! Twice!”

“I don’t need to be reminded every minute, Jessica.”

“And she punched so hard too.”

“You’re such a whiny kid.”

“Try being punched by that Hwang! Your girlfriend even slapped me!”

“Because you’re a whiny kid. I’m proud of my Bunny.”

“Wipe that grin off your face, Taeyeon.”

“Why can’t you just ask her out nicely, Sica?  That’ll spare you some cuts and bruises.”

“Who said I want to ask her out?!”

“Which side did Sunny slap you? Because I want to make it even.”

“Violent brats.”

“Yeah? Which side?”

“Fine! It’s just— what if she rejects me?”

“What if she doesn’t?”

“You think she won’t? I like seeing her y angry face though.”

“Eww stop looking like a love struck idiot.”

“Yah! But she hates me.”

“You made her hate you.”

“Then I hate her too!”

“What are you? Twelve?”

“You’re the one who looks like twelve, midget.”

“You know what? I don’t care which side—”

“I’m kidding! I’m kidding!”

“You better be.”

“I’ll try to ask her out nicely, okay? But if I get heartbroken then it’s all on you.”

**

“Tiffany!”

“You never give up, do you?”

“Aww, I missed you too, baby.”

“Are two punches still not enough for you?”

“So, I was wondering when will we have our first date.”

 “Please, Jessica. I want to go home peacefully.”

“I’ll walk with you then! You know, ‘peaceful’ is my middle name.”

“You’re really asking for a beating, aren’t you?”

“I’ll take everything you do with open arms.”

“Why am I even talking to you. Leave me alone.”

“Come on, Tiff! I’ll just walk with you, I won’t even talk!”

“And have me seeing your annoying face for fifteen minutes?”

“I will let that insult slide.”

“When did you learn such good manners?”

“I was born with good manners! Unlike someone.”

“What’s that?”

“Nothing! I said it’s nice walking you home.”

“Who said- yah! Don’t follow me!”

“But we’ve already walked two blocks!”

“Then go back!”

“Oh come on! I’ll stop talking!”

“…”

“Stop glaring! I know I look gorgeous and all. Alright, I’ll move one meter away. One and a half!”

--

“You can stop following me now.”

“You’re not going to invite me in?”

“No.”

“I walked five freakin’ blocks for you!”

“I did not ask you to walk me home!”

“You ungrateful bi—OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD!”

“Prince!”

“YOU HAVE A BEAST IN YOUR HOUSE?”

“He’s my dog, Jessica.”

“HE’S A BEAST!”

“You’re exaggerating. My Prince is the cutest thing!”

“OH GOD HE’S SPEAKING EVIL!”

“That’s called barking.”

“HOW WOULD KNOW HE’S NOT CURSING ME IN THAT EVIL LANGUAGE?!”

“You have got to stop screaming at every one’s face!”

“B-but he’s evil.”

“Well why don’t you just go home?”

“You’re really not going to invite me in?”

“Fine. Would you like to come inside? Prince will give you a warm welcome.”

“Err— It’s getting dark and I still have to go somewhere else.”

“Thought so.”

**

“There she is. Hey there sweetie.”

“Not now, Jessica. I’m not in the mood to deal with you.”

“Ouch, you make it sound like I’m a burden.”

“...”

“Giving me the silent treatment, I see.”

“…”

“Seriously not talking?”

“…”

“How’s that beast of yours?”

“…”

“Tiff?”

“…”

“Okay then.”

--

“Cake pop?”

“Freakin’ stubborn.”

“Strawberry or chocolate? You can have both of them too!”

“Give me the strawberry.”

“Here. Sooooo…”

“So?”

“Nothing. You’re talking again.”

“You want me to stop talking?”

“Well the store still has lots of cake pops.”

“Jerk.”

“You love the jerk inside of me.”

 “You wish!”

“Aww, you’re laughing now too!”

“Cake pops do wonders.”

“Can cake pops make you say why you’re so silent?”

“…”

“I guess not?”

“Just some problem with school.”

“Wow, a straight A student having problems with school?”

“It’s not that easy, okay?”

“Okay, okay sheez. You don’t have to glare at me.”

“That’s what you get for being nosy.”

“After all I’ve done for you?!”

“Do you want another punch?”

**

“Who’s that?”

“Who?”

“That thing.”

“Thing? What?”

“That ugly thing who dropped you off!”

“Nickhun?”

“Nickhun-the-ugly-thing.”

“Just Nickhun, Jessica.”

“I heard you the first time. He’s Nickhun-the-ugly-thing.”

“Whatever. What do you want?”

“Why did you let him drive you to school?!”

“Because he offered?”

“And you said yes?”

“Obviously, duh.”

“Why did you say yes?!”

“This is getting nowhere.”

“I’m not done talking to you! Why did you say yes?”

“Well, he has a car.”

“I have a car too!”

“He asked me nicely.”

“I did too! How could you let him near you but not me?”

“Because doesn’t annoy the hell out of me.”

“But you love me!”

“Seriously Jessica, stop that.”

“You don’t love me?”

“God, I’m done with you.”

**

“Unnie!”

“Yoong?”

“I’m assuming you’re the reason why Jessica unnie looks like a kicked puppy since this morning?”

“She’s still not over that?”

“Don’t look so irritated, I know you love everything she does.”

“Not everything.”

“Really?”

“I don’t like it when she doesn’t take me seriously.”

“That’s because you always think she’s just playing with you.”

“Nothing she says is serious anyway.”

“Give her a chance. She looks disgusting with that aegyo of hers while staring at you.”

“Staring at me?”

“Look behind you.”

--

“Jung! Where are you taking me?!”

“I’m driving you home.”

“I’m not even going home yet!”

“Better leave early so that ugly thing won’t get to see you.”

“You’re crazy!”

“You’re even crazier for thinking I’m not taking you seriously!”

“You— you heard that?”

“Every word.”

“F-forget it. It’s not—”

“Go out with me. I’ll show you how serious I am with you.”

“Okay.”

“Okay? Just okay?”

“What do you want me to say?”

“Say you love me too!”

“What? You haven’t even said you love me!”

“I love you!”

“Why do you have to be so blunt?”

“I thought you’ll say you love me too?”

“In your drea—”

“…”

“Ow! You bit my lip!”

“Sorry. Say you love me too?”

“I love you too. Happy?”

--

 

a/n: I don’t know why I wrote this OTL I’m just really jeti deprived TT^TT
anyway, I hope you guys somehow enjoy this hehehe :D thank you for reading~