Bonus Chapter- Messages
When There's a in the WallSniffle.
"Okay Channie. Good luck on your business trip. I'll miss you." Baekhyun dramatically turned away and sobbed into his hands.
"Baek, it's just a week long business trip. I'm not going to die." Chanyeol chuckled and gave his lover a tight hug.
"Just a week long business trip, right? Okay. THEN JUST GO AND STOP MAKING ME FEEL WORSE YOU VA." The pregnant male kneed his husband in the stomach and pushed him out of the house. Dumbfounded, Chanyeol sat on the floor and watched the door shut in front of his face. Sighing, he dusted his pants and left to China.
Day 1
To: ByunBaekkieC:
Hey Baek! How are you holding up? My day was so tiring.
To: Vaginyeol
How do you think. My hubby's gone ;__; You don't exactly expect me to be having a party.
To : ByunBaekkieC:
Awww. Don't be so grouchy. Use the new laptop I bought for you earlier this week!
To: Vaginyeol
I'm decorating it with stickers. So when you come home, I'mma shove it in your face. *BAM* automatic . Hehe.
To: ByunBaekkieC:
-.- Baek. Really. I'm going to take that as a joke, but something tells me you're doing it for real.
To: Vaginyeol
Is it your deee that's telling you that:D I feel you Chanyeol. Any man would be excited.
To: ByunBaekkieC:
Byun Baekhyun! I swear... *Sigh* You drive me nuts.
To: Vaginyeol
I know I drive your nuts.
To: ByunBaekkieC:
...God Baekhyun.
To: Vaginyeol
That's how you moan my name.
To: Vaginyeol
Yeol?
To: Vaginyeol
Yeooooolll?
To: Vaginyeol
You fell asleep on me :( . Dream about me;D Nighhht !
Day 2
To: Vaginyeol
To: ByunBaekkieC:
Then delete some for god sake xD do you really need 32 tabs open
To: Vaginyeol
It's to distract from my real tabls
tabs*
you know what i mean
do i
is it
To: Vaginyeol
Hehehe. I don't know, is it:D
To ByunBaekkieC:
i'm not surprised, really
xDDD
To: Vaginyeol
HAHA. for someone who deletes their history every five minutes you shouldn't be
To: ByunBaekkieC:
LOL don't you dare flaunt that xD
actually, you can . i'm proud of it. And I'm going into a meeting. Text you soon, love.
Baekhyun giggled and sprawled over his bed. Bored, he looked through his contacts to look for someone else to text.
Hmmmm
Miley Sehrus. Ew.
Fatass Baozi. Nope.
Lulu. Ehhh. Maybe.
Suhoee. Nahh.
Kyung. you.
Kyung's Boyfriend. Who was he again? Ah. Jongin. you too.
Taoris. Probably having it somewhere.
Layyyyyyyyz. Probably working.
ChenChen. JONGDAEEE.
Baekhyun sat upright and began to text his bestie.
To: ChenChen
Chennniieeee. I'm so bored ;__; Talk with meeee.
To: Byuntaee
Hayy derrrr.
omg did you see the front cover of XOXO high's newspaper that says kim jongin has the biggest schlong in school. (A/N: CREDITS TO THE FANFIC WITH THAT NAME)
oh my god it's hilarious.
To: ChenChen
schlong?
LOL
-
*penuss*
that word alone should be featured
schlong
XDDD You wrote that didn't you.
To: Byuntaee
Heh. Who knows? *wiggles eyebrows*
I'M SO BORED RIGHT NOW. LET'S WATCH CATCHING FIRE.
To: ChenChen
I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY WATCHED IT.
To: Byuntaee
I CAN RE-WATCH THOSE KISS SCENES...AND PEETA'S HOT
To: ChenChen
OKAY OKAY LOL
WAS IT HOT
DID IT GET YOU HOT AND BOTHERED HMM
To: Byuntaee
IT GOT ME HOT AND WILD LIKE THE WINGS THEY SELL AT PIZZA HUT
To: ChenChen
NEVER TRIED IT
/EMPHASIZING MY INNOCENT ITY YO/
To: Byuntaee
HAHA BET YOU TRIED THE EXPLOSIVELY HOT ONES WITH CHANYEOL.
To: ChenChen
HAHAHA
I CAN HANDLE IT ALL .EXTRA SPICE FOR MWAH
I'LL GET THE EXTRA LONG BREADSTICKS TOO
To: Byuntaee
HAHAHA
oh god what are we even WE WITH PIZZA
To: ChenChen
LOL IT'S CALLED CREATIVE
WE'LL BE TOP STAR WRITERS
WE CAN WRITE THE NEXT 5O SHADES OF GRAY
LOL WAIT. did you read it.
i heard the is terrible
i bet fanficcers are better tbh
To: Byuntaee
HAHA you know Tao.
He read it in class and said that there's in like every page
To: ChenChen
nicee
i have to read that some time
To: Byuntaee
hahaha tell me if it's better than fanfics
hey are you going to bring money for the movie
To: ChenChen
No crap
To Byuntaee:
i'm going with no money so bring some extra cash:D
To: ChenChen
just hide in my bag
To: Byuntaee
LOL i can't. there's too many toys in your bag
To: ChenChen
OMFG Stop it. HAHAHA. I'm going to get diarrhea from laughing. And Did you watch the drama Nice Guy?
To: Byuntaee
TO THE YESSSSSSSSS.
SONG JOONKI
I just love him now
i mean he has a baby face, but he can be so charismatic
i was dying you feel me i squealed like a pig getting
To: ChenChen
LOL a "pig getting " what in the actual
why do you know how that sounds :DD
To: Byuntaee
like..
EUGHHHUHUHH
To: ChenChen
LOLLLLL HAHAHAHAHAHA
i squeal like when i a pig, how about that.
oh my god . much
HAHAHA THAT REMINDS ME
omg okay so i punched Tao and he groaned and i was like HAHA you like pain or what and i punched him again and then he's like EUHH PAINGASM
To: Byuntaee
LMFAO MASOCHIST
KIDNAP HIm, LOCK HIm IN YOUR ROOM, AND GET THE POLE
AND OMG I HAVE A NEW GUY BFF
I'M BURSTING IN HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW .
To: ChenChen
LOL WHAT. I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOU VA.
WHOIS HE
IS HE STRAIGHT
To: Byuntaee
LMFAO
I WISH
BUT NO
BUT STILL
HE'S ALMOST AS AWESOME AS STRAIGHT GUYS
AND LOL, I JUST SHOWED HIM THIS CONVO
remember Suho ?? that's the lucky dude
To: ChenChen
YOU SHOWED HIM OUR CONVERSATION
WELL THERE GOES HIS FIRST IMPRESSION OF ME AS NORMAL
... AND I'LL BE ARRESTED YOU .
To: Byuntaee
LOLLL OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA I CAN'T EVEN STOP SMILING
STOP
I CAN'T BREATHE, BUT I CAN'T CHOKE EITHER CAUSE THEN MINSEOK WILL KNOW I'M CHATTING YOU.
To: ChenChen
DON'T CHOKE OR HE'LL KNOW YOU HAVE A TOY
To: Byuntaee
I'M SERIOUSLY HOLDING MY BREATH RIGHT NOW
OR ELSE I'LL BURST OUT LAUGHING
WAIT LET ME TAKE THIS TO THE BATHROOM FOR A SECOND.
OKAY I'M BACK. I'M OKAY NOW . I'M OKAY NOW .
DON'T YOU DARE CRACK A JOKE . OR EVEN SAY LOL
To: ChenChen
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU HAD TO E
To: Byuntaee
OH MY GOD
I SWEAR I'M LOSING 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE UNDER THIS PRESSURE
SO HOW IS IT GOING IN your room
To: ChenChen
it's hot
and i'm getting sweaty
and it feels good
...to be under the blanket with a heat mat
To: Byuntaee
LOL what are you doing under that blanket *wiggles brows*
To: ChenChen
HAHA
i'm rubbing my...furry sock:D
To: Byuntaee
Ahhh. Sure ya are ;) Gotta cancel our plans >u< Minnie wants to go on a date. Lurv you bestiiieeee. It's before pricks. And you're prick, darling. BAII.
To: ChenChen
I HOPE YOUR WIFI DIES .
Baekhyun snorted and threw his phone across the bed. SO MUCH FOR BEST FRIEND. HMPH. He frowned and got up. Feeling feisty, he got his car keys...(What? He can't drive 'cause he's pregnant? THE LAW. #rebelsFTW) and took the directions to Jongdae's house.
Yep. He can't wait to join Minseok and Jongdae on their date.
A/N: HAI GUYS. i"m sorry that wasn't the Thanksgiving chapter you were expecting ;__; I don't think I could make THanksigivng fun because come on, how can anything go wrong on Thanksgiving:D
And about the messages. LOLOL.
I literally just copied and pasted my messages with my bestie. (and altered some parts ^u^)
I KNOW WE'RE WEIRD OKAY. LETS NOT JUDGE BECAUSE JUDGING IS FOR DOUCHEBAGS.
<3 <3 I LVOE YOU ALL.
I hope this chapter makes up for the Thanksgiving one(:
Feel free to comment XD <3
LOVE YOUUU HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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