2 days ago with Lay.

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     "Congratulation guys! It's a beast!" Lay popped the imaginary confetti and began to clap while pointing at the moniter.

     "Uh...beast as in... boy?" Baekhyun leaned foreward expectantly. He got up off the bed and jumped up and down, the jelly-like substance dripping to his pants. "Channie! We got a boy! It's a boy!" Chanyeol certainly wasn't disappointed. He was just excited for the fact that he finally got to know what their baby's going to be. 

     "We should name it Baekyeol!" Chanyeol squeezed Baekhyun's wrist in excitement and jumped up and down along with his wife.

     "Uhhh guys actually-"

     "What about Chanbaek? I like that too!"

     "Wait guys-"

     "Oohh what about Rap Monsta!"

    "What the , are you high?"

     "GUYS!" Lay shouted. The two lovers stopped to look at Lay, when all of a sudden, Wolf by Exo began to ring throughout the room. Lay stripped his medical jacket and began to sing along. 

    "...I'll eat you like a mouthful of cheese!" Baekhyun and Chanyeol looked at Lay, wondering what the was going on. All of a sudden, a wolf jumped out of Baekhyun's stomach and began to dance along. 

   "GURAE WOLF NAEGA WOLF. AWOUUUUUUU! AH SARANGHAEYO!" Then the all-time trolling hottie bastard (aka cutie Jongdae) ran up and began to dance as well. The music stopped. 

   "Jongdae you start on your right, not your left." The wolf crossed its arms.

   "That was my left." Jongdae pointed to his right. 

   "See, you used your right." 

   "No, I was using my left to point at the right to show that I was using my left."

   "No, you pointed at your right because you thought it was your left when you actually used your right but that's not the left." 

   "No-" Everyone stopped as Lay became a unicorn, Baekhyun turned to Bacon, Chanyeol turned to eggs (Cuz Eggyeol! Get it? HAH.), and Jongdae turned into a dancing machine. Then, the wolf hunted everyone down and ate them. After he was done he began looking at you. He came closer. He came dangerously close to you, whiskers tickling the shell of your ear as he whispered:

    "Gurae Wolf Naega Wolf." 

The end. 

JAYKAY <3

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Herpaderp. HAHAHA. I'm sorry I'm sorry
I was too lazy for a real chapter but then i didn't know what else to put so here you are. I know, it's random. 

but don't hate and unsub because one chapter was showcasing my retarded being D; I LOVE YOU ALL. <3
*criesdiesandfaints*

P.S. GAIZ YOU CAN COMMENT. I SWEAR I DIDN'T SHOVE A IN THE COMMENT BOX. And what's with me and my obsession with s? Who knows D: DON'T JUDGE GUYS <3 WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER