Hey. This is Yoona. I’m probably busy so just leave a message. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can. Leave a message after that annoying beep.

*Beep*

“Yoona, you harlot. Quite the prank on Jiyong. But don’t you think it’s time to go back? Good job, you made him cry. Now get your back in YGtown right this moment. Jiyong’s…. sad. If you don’t come back, I swear I can be his rebound . You don’t want that do you?”

*Beep*

“Btch. Where in the hell are you? It’s been two ing weeks. We understand that you need atleats a week to figure things out but another freakin’ week has gone by. Just.. just give us anything, something to indicate you’re still alive. They’re worried for you.. heck even I start to worry.. Jiyong is seriously messed up. Call me back.”

*Beep*

“I hate you, Im Yoona. You left me here to do your duty in Crayon Club and I had to babysit your sister. I’d rather have you to babysit anyday. You’re more fun than preggo here who eats everything that’s edible. She’s getting fatter by the minute. And she also feels the need to pee every other minute which is annoying. Yah. Come back already. It’s really not funny anymore.”

*Beep*

“Btch. You got what you wanted. I think GD already moved on so you can come back now to visit. He practically s anyone with a pulse and s within the radius.” A sigh. “Who would he fool?