Okay, so I’m going to tell you something before we get to the actual story, m’kay.

So let me get one thing straight, who in the ing world decides to go and create a ing zombie virus! Like seriously, people like you just want to watch the world burn don’t you?

Second, who then decides ‘Oh, let’s go infect one of our “loyal rabid test monkeys” with this that could kill us all?’ Then some idiot has to come along and be the idiot they are and let the ing test monkey thing out into the ing world! I mean seriously!

Finally, instead of being the good people, scientists, people of our goddamn planet that they are and capture the rabid test thing they decide to invent a vaccination and instead of giving it out to save everyone they decide to ing lock it away, then they get killed by the monkey zombie named ing I-don’t-know Mojo Jojo or some like that, and leave one of their madmen scientists to guard it when the guy is the idiot who let the goddamn monkey out and wants to be the ruler of our freaking planet! Like really?! What kind of people are we entrusting our progression and protection with?!  

Ok so this is where we come in. Saviors of the planet now, all bow down; I am your King, yada, yada, yada, yeah. Anyway we are Infinite. Trust me when I say this I never wanted to join this ed up group of ours, I mean when have a hamster-looking guy as our leader! That is not right! Okay getting off topic here but the seven of us have to go all the way from Seoul, South Korea to ing New York, USA across the ing world, really? The scientists couldn’t have locked the vaccination up in I don’t know Busan or Seoul or even Japan, why America? Why?

Oh and this “group” does not workout, at all. The hamster-guy and greasy- ert guy are always fighting (I can feel the radiating off them), then there’s the hyperactive idiot who I’m sure has ADD, oh and this “muscle” man guy who feels like I’m a little girl and can’t watch myself and I’m sure he’s crushing on the idiot. Not to mention this other idiot who acts like a child, seriously who carries a box of gummy worms in their bag when it’s the ing zombie apocalypse?!?! Then there’s this quiet guy (bit of a sweetheart) who I’m sure is bipolar. Like when he’ll be all sweet one second then is like -don’t-touch-me-or-I’ll-ing-rip-your-head-off-and-feed-it-to-the-zombie-rabbits. And we’re supposed to save the world? Dear god help us all.

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Kim Sunggyu-Leader, looks like a hamster, enjoys fighting with the greasy-guy and sure he wants something from him (if you catch my drift).

Jang Dongwoo-Hyperactive idiot, pretty sure has ADD, comical relief

Nam Woohyun- Greasy ert, loves pissing off Hamster Leader (probably should be sent after zombies to them like the creep he is)

Lee Howon- resident muscle man, protective (think he wants Dongwoo to survive with him and feed the rest of us to the zombies).

Lee Sungyeol- childish idiot who has an obsession with gummy worms (probably wants to have a tea party with the zombies).  

Kim Myungsoo- probably bipolar, seems emotionless, has ripped a zombie’s head off for stealing his bamboo pillow (never piss him off….find out where he keeps the bamboo pillow.)

Lee Sungjong- cute boy, used as bait most of the time (whyyyyy?!), is either disliked or overly protected by everyone

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THAT WAS ONE TIME! ONE TIME! STOP LAUGHING!

~Lee Sungjong~