Between the Lines
Only One for MeA/N: I was rereading an old favourite fic with the most hilarious IM conversations ever and it inspired me to write one of my own.
ihatecucumbers: so there was this new girl in math today
prettyinpink: and???
ihatecucumbers: and she invented pi what do u think i was going to say
prettyinpink: i’m pretty sure pi has already been invented
prettyinpink: or rather discovered
ihatecucumbers: ur so lame how do u even
prettyinpink: okay so there was a new girl
prettyinpink: is she pretty??
ihatecucumbers: ofc since when do i talk about non pretty girls
prettyinpink: idk maybe you grew out of your shallow worldview
prettyinpink: and started to appreciate inner beauty
ihatecucumbers: i appreciate inner beauty. some girls look really pretty inside. esp when im inside them
prettyinpink: oh my gawd jessi
ihatecucumbers: anyway her name is taeyeon and she looks all innocent and cute and i heard shes a rly good singer
ihatecucumbers: u know what they say abt singers ;)))
prettyinpink: i can’t even talk to you
ihatecucumbers: and the innocent looking ones always surprise you
prettyinpink: so you met a girl and you want to screw her
prettyinpink: and here i thought today was going to be different
ihatecucumbers: today WAS different. there was a new lunch lady and she put pickles in my burger and i almost threw up
ihatecucumbers: i was this close to going home
prettyinpink: oh you poor thing
ihatecucumbers: but good thing i didnt cuz i wouldd have missed math
ihatecucumbers: and taeyeon
prettyinpink: don’t you have a test coming up?
ihatecucumbers: geez tiff ur such a killjoy
prettyinpink: somebody has to remind you there are more things to life than girls
ihatecucumbers: there are also more colours in the world than pink
prettyinpink: …
prettyinpink: that was a pretty lame comeback
ihatecucumbers: i know
ihatecucumbers: give me a break im lustsick
prettyinpink: what on earth is lustsick?!??
ihatecucumbers: you know, like lovesick but with lust
prettyinpink: LMAOOOOO
prettyinpink: oh noooo that sounds serious
prettyinpink: do you need to see the doctor
ihatecucumbers: i dont like doctors
ihatecucumbers: or needles
ihatecucumbers: or swallowing pills
prettyinpink: the list of things you don’t like could be made into a book
ihatecucumbers: be careful or ull end up on it
prettyinpink: oh i’m not worried
prettyinpink: you can’t live without me
ihatecucumbers: yeah cuz i need ur hwk to copy
prettyinpink: don’t tempt me to cut you off
prettyinpink: i don’t get how you never do your hwk and sleep your way through class and always end up with straight As
ihatecucumbers: sry i cant reveal my ways
ihatecucumbers: but i appreciate the hwk copying, ty
ihatecucumbers: omg that reminds me of taeyeon
prettyinpink: and here she goes…
ihatecucumbers: no srsly i tried to talk to her but my tongue cramped up
prettyinpink: can tongues even cramp?
ihatecucumbers: yeah didnt u always complain abt urs cramping when u went down on me for too long
prettyinpink: OKAY TMI
ihatecucumbers: wdym too much info
ihatecucumbers: u were there for it
ihatecucumbers: u werent shy when u were doing it
prettyinpink: JESSICA JUNG
prettyinpink: SHUT UP
ihatecucumbers: what just bc we dont do that anymore means i cant even mention it??
prettyinpink: SERIOUSLY CAN YOU JUST STOP TALKING
prettyinpink: TYPING*
prettyinpink: JUST STOP IT
ihatecucumbers: okay okay geez
ihatecucumbers: isnt it enough u yell when ur talking, do u have to YELL THROUGH CAPS TOO
prettyinpink: i hate you
prettyinpink: why are we even friends
ihatecucumbers: because i was the only one who understood ur horrible korean when you moved here
prettyinpink: my korean was not horrible
prettyinpink: i just had a bit of an accent okay
ihatecucumbers: uh huh
ihatecucumbers: mushroom
prettyinpink: seriously i hate you
ihatecucumbers: u love me
prettyinpink: with the passion of a thousand suns
ihatecucumbers: <3
prettyinpink: ooh vampire diaries is on, gotta go, ttyl!
ihatecucumbers: kay have fun drooling over damon
ihatecucumbers: or is it stefan now??
prettyinpink: geez jessi how many times have i told you
prettyinpink: it’s klaus all the way
ihatecucumbers: how do u expect me to rmb
ihatecucumbers: u switch celeb crushes every other day
ihatecucumbers: anyway lbr caroline is so much hotter
prettyinpink has logged off
A/N: You can read the completed fic here.
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