Alright. Ajumma said to go to Ajusshi’s work, which should be right... here! I took a few more steps and stopped in front of a tall building with a big sign that said SM Entertainment. So this is where Ajusshi works. I stared at the building in front of me. I wonder where Ajusshi’s office is... I scanned the windows for a familiar shadow. Just as I was about to go into the building, I heard footsteps. Alot... rushing towards where I was. From what I could see, I saw them wearing red, and holding signs, like “DBSK FIGHTING!!!” or “JAEJOONG!!!!" or “CHANGMIN I LOVE YOU!!!” At least I think that’s what the signs said, I have bad eyes. Thick glasses are my best friend, but sadly they turned their back on me by not helping me read clearly. As they came closer, I just stood there. "YAH!!! Move Unnie!!!” One of the girls called out. “They’re back!!!” Wait, who’s back?! I blinked as I looked around for whoever they were talking about.

“Move!!” I felt a force push me out the way. Being the typical small Asian girl, and super light, I basically flew, then fell to the ground.
“What the hell?!!” I hissed in pain as I picked myself up and dusted the dirt off of myself. The girls around me started to scream as a van came up to the parking lot. I couldn’t believe my eyes, once I realized who they were talking about. It was DBSK!! The Gods! I agree with everyone who had a chance to meet them in person. They look so much better in person. The pictures give them no justice!!! Am I fan of them, you ask? Maybe...

“We love you DBSK!!!!” they all screamed. I covered my ears as they let out an ear-piercing scream. When I looked over to DBSK, I met the eyes of Max ChangMin. Why is he looking at me? Yes, I know I look like a big ol’ nerd compared to the other girls around me. And I’m not wearing bright colors, but still. Stop looking at me!! You uber tall person!!! I acted like I had to get something from my book bag to break the staring contest that Mr. Max ChangMin started. Once I looked back up they were gone. Whoa!? Where did they go?! I was standing right next to the front door!! I looked around for any possible ways they can get into the building.

After a few minutes, the fangirls left with their newly taken pictures, which would be on the internet within an hour. Thank god! I can go see Ajusshi!!! I sighed in relief. Again, just as I was about to go in, I got stopped by one of the guards. Compared to the body guards in America, he was pretty normal. But who knows? He might be one of those hardcore bodybuilders.

“Where are you going, young lady?”
“I’m going to see my Ajusshi.” I tried to pass him again, but he blocked my way by putting his arm up.
“I’m sorry. You can’t go in without a pass.” Looking up at him, he kind of reminded me of a monkey. With the big ears. and the face... and the brown hair... Maybe I should give him a banana so he’ll let me through.
“But I need to see my Ajusshi!!! Lee Sooman!!!” I exclaimed as I threw my hands in the air.
“Yeah yeah, that’s what they all say.” He rolled his eyes and tried to move me out of the way.

“No! Really!! Lee Sooman is my Ajusshi!!! I’m his favorite niece!!!” I stomped on his foot. The monkey guard started to hop in pain, so I tried-- keyword, tried-- to go past him, but he easily picked me up and threw me over his shoulder.
“WHAT THE HELL!!! PUT ME DOWN!!! AJUSSHI!!!” I kicked and screamed as he tried to balance me and get his Haptic. “UNCLE SOOMAN!!!!!!”
“Yeah, Sunbaenim! There’s this girl claiming that she’s your niece...”
“Ajusshi!! Tell the stupid monkey I’m you niece!!” I yelled, hoping that he’d hear me,

“Are you sure? She seems kinda... crazy.” The monkey trailed off. “All right, fine.”
“Yah!!! I’m not crazy, you stinkin’ monkey!!!” I smacked him across the head and glared at him. “Put me down now!!"
“Sorry. Even if you are Lee Sooman’s niece, I can’t take that chance. You might just pose as his niece to get close to the stars." I sighed in frustration as I pushed my glasses up. As I was being carried around the building, I saw posters of DBSK, SUJU, BoA and many others. I felt the trainees giving me strange looks. STOP STARING AT ME!!!! They never saw an Asian girl with thick glasses being carried around like...? Never mind. But still! It’s rude to stare!!! When we finally reached Ajusshi’s office, I smiled happily. How did I know it was his office? Well, his office has double doors. Once the Monkey opened the door, he placed me down. He looked at my Ajusshi, who was sitting at his desk. I gave him a big smile, showing my stupid braces at him. “Hi, Ajusshi!!!!”

Ajusshi shook his head and laughed. “My dear YunHee. Are you giving my guards a hard time?” he smirked. I gave him a cheesy grin as I pulled the sleeves of my hoodie over my knuckles. “Same as your Appa.” he said softly to himself. I turned around and smirked. “Ha!! I told you! You stupid... Wait. Where did the Monkey go?” "...Monkey....?” The Monkey wasn’t there. It was the Five Gods standing in front of me instead, giving me a strange look. Great YunHee, the Gods think you’re an insane, monkey-calling nerd.