Be Pre-ing-Pared. 
And if you're going to take this time now to complain about my potty mouth.
Too ing late. I apologize. I'm just really ing excited. And if you're wondering why.
Applications are now "closed". I really wanted to wait, but we've been pushing it.
Since ing Halloween of last year. ING. HALLOWEEN. OF LAST YEAR.
So now, I want you all to know, if you weren't chosen - I apologize.
I feel bad not picking everybody, but then we'd have...
An over-crowded fiction, not even apply fic, just over-crowded as .
So, the first chapter will be done by my baby Tevin, and then me, and then... so on.

May the odds, be ever in your favor.

Sorry your author swears too much.

The one, the only, Min ing Taegu.