When weirdness and randomness strikes..
(KyuMin One-Shots)
When weirdness and randomness strikes.. // OneShot ; 1,281words // KyuMin ; implied!SiMin // Weirdness (coz it's my favorite genre :) ), fail!crack // PG-13
summary : Kyuhyun should've known that his lover won't just let him get away with something as extreme as flirting with Donghae on stage.
He should've known that this would happen. He knows that his boyfriend isn't someone that would just let him get away with something as extreme as flirting with Donghae on stage, but looks like he underestimated his bunny as he thought the other was already serving his punishment when the older was blatantly flirting with Siwon after the concert, stating that he can't leave Siwon's side because he needs to "take care" of him,as if.
He was annoyed with his lover so he retired to sleep early, too tired from the concert to even acknowledge his jealousy. He immediately doze to dreamland once his body met the soft sheets of his hotel room, something that he'll forever regret when he suddeny woke up in the wee hours of the night. He adjusted his eyes at the darkness of the room, only the lamp at both sides of the bed serves as lighting at the eerie darkness. He arched his eyebrow as he saw Sungmin sitting on the foot of the bed looking at him with that familiar gaze that only spells one thing, trouble.
"Baby, why aren't you sleeping yet?" Kyuhyun muttered, attempting to grab his lover in his arms, he feels cold and it was only Sungmin that could give him that flattering warmth his heart craves for, but his eyes shot open as he found his right hand cuffed on the bed.
"Lee Sungmin! What the heck!" Kyuhyun screamed as he tries to detach his hand from the chain.
"Aw baby, stop pulling your hand. You'd only get hurt." Sungmin cooed as he kiss the younger's hand lovingly, the other's kiss so gentle that Kyuhyun almost forgot that this was the same man that just cuffed him on the bed.
"You know i hate worrying over you, but i can't take care of you right now, so you should stay out of trouble okay?"
Kyuhyun looked at his lover with questioning eyes and as if on cue someone knocked on the door.
"Oh he's here." Kyuhyun wanted to asked who was "he" exactly, but he didn't need to as Sungmin happilly skipped towards the door revealing his answer, a very nervous Choi Siwon.
Kyuhyun looked at the two confusedly and by the look on Siwon's face once he saw the magnae's state, shows that the other was as clueless as him.
"What are you still doing there? Come here!" Sungmin called Siwon, tapping on the bed. He then looked towards his lover and shooed him to give more space for Siwon.
Kyuhyun scoffed but obliged nonetheless as Sungmin shoot him a piercing glare.
Siwon awkwardly sit on the bed, his gaze shifting over the two lovers.
"Does your waist still hurt?" Sungmin suddenly asked, batting his eyelashes. Kyuhyun shook his head from the sight, knowing exactly what this sly lover of his plans to do.
"A- a little." Siwon stuttered but he gasped as Sungmin's warm hand suddenly found it's way inside his shirt, soothing the aching muscles.
"You seemed so tense, you shouldn't overwork yourself. Cmon' let me massage you. Now go take off your shirt and lie down."
"W-what?!" Kyuhyun exclaimed as he suddenly found his voice that just left him along with his soul with his lover's blatant flirting, in freaking front of him!
"Oh Siwonnie don't be shy, you've already stripped in front of millions of people and now you can't infront of us?" Sungmin muttered at the nervous man, completely ignoring his lover's protest.
"Stay still i'm just going to get some oil." Sungmin muttered as he grab the bottle on the bathroom.
"Wait! I protest!" Sungmin looked at him briefly, but then smirked and ignore him as he started walking towards Siwon.
"What?! You're just going to ignore me now?! Lee Sungmin!"
"I'm sorry for the noise, I'll just turn the music on, you'll like that won't you?" Sungmin told Siwon, ignoring his boyfriend who was b with anger. And now even more as Kyuhyun heard their favorite song playing, his heart felt like being hit by thousands of needles as posssiveness crawl inside him.
"Oh you know what's the best thing to make you relax? Wine!" Kyuhyun's eyes widened as he watched his lover took out the bottle of wine they reserved for the TWO OF THEM.
"You can't drink that!" Kyuhyun screamed, effectively stopping Sungmin from completely opening the bottle.
"I.. I bought that! So that's mine!" Kyuhyun muttered childishly.
"But you told me earlier that you bought this for me." Sungmin replied.
"Well i take it back!"
Sungmin scoffed as he harshly push the bottle towards Kyuhyun who immediately hugged the bottle as if someone would take it away from him.
Sungmin tsked at his childish lover before looking back to Siwon.
"I'm sorry for that Siwonnie, it's cheap anyway. I'll buy something more expensive for us."
"Yah! you're the one who told me not to spend our money on expensive things so we could save for our future!" Kyuhyun protested.
"A future you'll never have if you continue acting like this." Sungmin muttered in gritted teeth before putting his smile again as he look back to Siwon. "Oh well scratch wine! I have something that would make you feel better." Sungmin muttered as he layed Siwon's tensed body on the bed.
Kyuhyun gulped trying hard to look elsewhere as Sungmin lifted the hem of Siwon's shirt and started mapping his hand all over Siwon's back. The tall man bit his lips, trying hard not to moan from Sungmin's expert hands. Sungmin noticed it so he pressed a sensitive spot, effectively escaping Siwon's moans.
Sungmin looked over the side and smirked as he saw Kyuhyun sweating as the younger fidget on his seat. The younger scoffed as he noticed the evil grin Sungmin's shooting towards him. Seriously? They said he's the evil one on this relationship?! He gritted his teeth as he completely opened the bottle of wine and drink straight from it.
Loving the reaction he's getting from his lover, Sungmin tapped Siwon signalling him as he attempted to completely take Siwon's shirt off.But Siwon immediately stopped him as he looked wearily at the magnae, gulping at the murderous stare the magnae's throwing over him.
"Cho Kyuhyun!" Sungmin scolded his lover who immediately broke his gaze on Siwon and looked at his lover with puppy eyes.
"Oh just ignore him." Sungmin muttered as he looked back to Siwon."Are you shy? Don't worry I'll take mine off as well if that would make you more comfortable." Sungmin added and was about to take his shirt off when Kyuhyun screamed.
"I give up!! Fine! You win!" Kyuhyun muttered, as Sungmin looked at him with a wide smirk. "What's that?"
"You win okay!... I... I'm sorry." Kyuhyun whispered, Sungmin grinned triumphantly and softened as he saw his lover on the verge of tears ~ it's the bottle of wine, Kyuhyun would protest later.
"Oh baby come here." Sungmion cooed, immediately shifting from an evil fox to an innocent bunny as he hug the younger boy.
"You'll never leave me for that horse right?" Kyuhyun asked his love.
"Aww ofcourse baby. You're the only one I'd love to ride."
He was annoyed with his lover so he retired to sleep early, too tired from the concert to even acknowledge his jealousy. He immediately doze to dreamland once his body met the soft sheets of his hotel room, something that he'll forever regret when he suddeny woke up in the wee hours of the night. He adjusted his eyes at the darkness of the room, only the lamp at both sides of the bed serves as lighting at the eerie darkness. He arched his eyebrow as he saw Sungmin sitting on the foot of the bed looking at him with that familiar gaze that only spells one thing, trouble.
"Baby, why aren't you sleeping yet?" Kyuhyun muttered, attempting to grab his lover in his arms, he feels cold and it was only Sungmin that could give him that flattering warmth his heart craves for, but his eyes shot open as he found his right hand cuffed on the bed.
"Lee Sungmin! What the heck!" Kyuhyun screamed as he tries to detach his hand from the chain.
"Aw baby, stop pulling your hand. You'd only get hurt." Sungmin cooed as he kiss the younger's hand lovingly, the other's kiss so gentle that Kyuhyun almost forgot that this was the same man that just cuffed him on the bed.
"You know i hate worrying over you, but i can't take care of you right now, so you should stay out of trouble okay?"
Kyuhyun looked at his lover with questioning eyes and as if on cue someone knocked on the door.
"Oh he's here." Kyuhyun wanted to asked who was "he" exactly, but he didn't need to as Sungmin happilly skipped towards the door revealing his answer, a very nervous Choi Siwon.
Kyuhyun looked at the two confusedly and by the look on Siwon's face once he saw the magnae's state, shows that the other was as clueless as him.
"What are you still doing there? Come here!" Sungmin called Siwon, tapping on the bed. He then looked towards his lover and shooed him to give more space for Siwon.
Kyuhyun scoffed but obliged nonetheless as Sungmin shoot him a piercing glare.
Siwon awkwardly sit on the bed, his gaze shifting over the two lovers.
"Does your waist still hurt?" Sungmin suddenly asked, batting his eyelashes. Kyuhyun shook his head from the sight, knowing exactly what this sly lover of his plans to do.
"A- a little." Siwon stuttered but he gasped as Sungmin's warm hand suddenly found it's way inside his shirt, soothing the aching muscles.
"You seemed so tense, you shouldn't overwork yourself. Cmon' let me massage you. Now go take off your shirt and lie down."
"W-what?!" Kyuhyun exclaimed as he suddenly found his voice that just left him along with his soul with his lover's blatant flirting, in freaking front of him!
"Oh Siwonnie don't be shy, you've already stripped in front of millions of people and now you can't infront of us?" Sungmin muttered at the nervous man, completely ignoring his lover's protest.
"Stay still i'm just going to get some oil." Sungmin muttered as he grab the bottle on the bathroom.
"Wait! I protest!" Sungmin looked at him briefly, but then smirked and ignore him as he started walking towards Siwon.
"What?! You're just going to ignore me now?! Lee Sungmin!"
"I'm sorry for the noise, I'll just turn the music on, you'll like that won't you?" Sungmin told Siwon, ignoring his boyfriend who was b with anger. And now even more as Kyuhyun heard their favorite song playing, his heart felt like being hit by thousands of needles as posssiveness crawl inside him.
"Oh you know what's the best thing to make you relax? Wine!" Kyuhyun's eyes widened as he watched his lover took out the bottle of wine they reserved for the TWO OF THEM.
"You can't drink that!" Kyuhyun screamed, effectively stopping Sungmin from completely opening the bottle.
"I.. I bought that! So that's mine!" Kyuhyun muttered childishly.
"But you told me earlier that you bought this for me." Sungmin replied.
"Well i take it back!"
Sungmin scoffed as he harshly push the bottle towards Kyuhyun who immediately hugged the bottle as if someone would take it away from him.
Sungmin tsked at his childish lover before looking back to Siwon.
"I'm sorry for that Siwonnie, it's cheap anyway. I'll buy something more expensive for us."
"Yah! you're the one who told me not to spend our money on expensive things so we could save for our future!" Kyuhyun protested.
"A future you'll never have if you continue acting like this." Sungmin muttered in gritted teeth before putting his smile again as he look back to Siwon. "Oh well scratch wine! I have something that would make you feel better." Sungmin muttered as he layed Siwon's tensed body on the bed.
Kyuhyun gulped trying hard to look elsewhere as Sungmin lifted the hem of Siwon's shirt and started mapping his hand all over Siwon's back. The tall man bit his lips, trying hard not to moan from Sungmin's expert hands. Sungmin noticed it so he pressed a sensitive spot, effectively escaping Siwon's moans.
Sungmin looked over the side and smirked as he saw Kyuhyun sweating as the younger fidget on his seat. The younger scoffed as he noticed the evil grin Sungmin's shooting towards him. Seriously? They said he's the evil one on this relationship?! He gritted his teeth as he completely opened the bottle of wine and drink straight from it.
Loving the reaction he's getting from his lover, Sungmin tapped Siwon signalling him as he attempted to completely take Siwon's shirt off.But Siwon immediately stopped him as he looked wearily at the magnae, gulping at the murderous stare the magnae's throwing over him.
"Cho Kyuhyun!" Sungmin scolded his lover who immediately broke his gaze on Siwon and looked at his lover with puppy eyes.
"Oh just ignore him." Sungmin muttered as he looked back to Siwon."Are you shy? Don't worry I'll take mine off as well if that would make you more comfortable." Sungmin added and was about to take his shirt off when Kyuhyun screamed.
"I give up!! Fine! You win!" Kyuhyun muttered, as Sungmin looked at him with a wide smirk. "What's that?"
"You win okay!... I... I'm sorry." Kyuhyun whispered, Sungmin grinned triumphantly and softened as he saw his lover on the verge of tears ~ it's the bottle of wine, Kyuhyun would protest later.
"Oh baby come here." Sungmion cooed, immediately shifting from an evil fox to an innocent bunny as he hug the younger boy.
"You'll never leave me for that horse right?" Kyuhyun asked his love.
"Aww ofcourse baby. You're the only one I'd love to ride."
Siwon scoffed at the statement and scowl as the two started eating each other's faces. Using this as a signal that he's not needed here anymore, he immediately scooted out of the room, not really wanting to see Sungmin riding Kyuhyun. He cringe at the image, shaking his head for witnessing the couple's weirdness. He then stopped as a raging Donghae welcomed him inside his hotel room.
"And where have you been?!"
Siwon grinned, looks like he'll get his revenge as well.
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