Baby Pumpkins // One Shot / Drabble (1,775) // KyuMin (Kyuhyun & Sungmin) // FAIL CRACK // rating : PG- 13
summary : who says having a baby is easy??
- and who says all fics have to make sense??? XD XD

warnings : Mpreg and eeky baby stuff XD and as always, NO BETA - grammar mistakes etc :)

This is for rachyyx33 thanks for commenting in my one shot here's a crack fluffy one

and of course for my angel - u alrready know that this is for u coz ur here anyways :p haha 
 

“Cho Kyuhyun!”

Sungmin screamed at the top of his lungs as he stretch his short arms, trying to reach the pacifier that’s lying on the floor.

Which was quite impossible to do if you have a big bulge in your tummy blocking you and making it hard for you to reach down.

Sungmin could feel his blood boiling as he struggles to get the pacifier and calm his bawling baby ViVi at the same time.

“Ssh baby, please stop crying, umma’s going to get it. ssh..”

The baby won’t stop making him irritated.

“Cho Kyuhyun! I swear if you don’t come down here this instant I’ll so burn all of your games!!”

The baby cried louder making him exasperated.

“Ssh baby, umma’s sorry, don’t cry plea.. Cho Angela! Stop playing with your food!” Sungmin immediately shifted from his concern aegyo mommy face to his strict side when he saw the older of the twin playfully throwing her food.

Who would’ve taught that being a mom is the hardest role he cloud ever play? He swears that this is even a million times harder and worse than practicing an impossible dance step.

“CHO KYUHYUN!”

“I’m here!”

Sungmin tilted his head to see Kyuhyun dashing like a lightning, immediately picking the pacifier and washing it before giving it to Vivi, then shifting to wiping the mess Angela made, all in a flash before kissing his babies and his wife then rushing out of the room.

But before he could make a step further, Sungmin’s fingers are already on Kyuhyun’s ears, pinching it making Kyuhyun yelp in pain.

“Aw! It hurts, it hurts.. Min!”

“And where do you think you’re going?!” Sungmin muttered, taking off his fingers on Kyuhyun’s ears and putting it on the side of his hips.

“Am.. Upstairs??” Kyuhyun answered with hesitation.

When he saw Sungmin replied with a raging face, he immediately blurts out an excuse, trying to calm his angry wife.

More than two years in marriage, he had already learned to NEVER ever mess up with a pregnant Cho Sungmin.

“Honey I mean, I already did what you wanted me to do right? I just taught that it’s already fine for me to go and.. of course I was just kidding actually I’m staying here.” Kyuhyun immediately interjected as he sees Sungmin’s face boiling up, he swears he could already see a puff of smoke, seeping through the older’s head.

“Cmon baby, you shouldn’t frown too much, do you want our baby to come out frowning?”

Sungmin calmed down a bit and replaced his frown with a pout, making Kyuhyun sigh in relief as he kiss the older’s pout away which was now turned into a smile.

He then brought his arms into his wife’s back, drawing soothing circles trough it.

Sungmin hugged his husband, leaning on those warm touches, calming his heart and mind.

He gave Sungmin another soft chaste kiss but he can’t help himself on diving for another one as he looks at Sungmin’s face that amidst of the building sweat on his forehead and the tiny slight marks of stress and aging still radiates eternal beauty that always captures his heart, over and over again.

The two lounges deeper as they both share one heated kisses. Kyuhyun could feel the fire burning him with desire that he can’t help but let his hands explore his wife’s voluptuous body, sliding on parts, only he is allowed.

“Mmm Kyu.. not in front of the kids.” Sungmin muttered in between kisses.

Kyuhyun smirked as he sees Sungmin body says otherwise, seeing Sungmin presses his body closer to Kyuhyun, adding fuel to the fire in his body.

So he teases Sungmin more, caressing Sungmin’s clothed before groping it, making Sungmin yelp.

He suddenly pushed Kyuhyun and stay away from the boy.

“Kyuhyun!”

“What? You can’t blame me when you always have to be so irresistible.”

“Can’t you see this?” Sungmin pointed at the big bulge on his stomach. “I can’t believe I married a ert.”

“I’m only a ert for you babe.” Kyuhyun mused while sliding his lean arms again on Sungmin’s body. “Plus I’ve always wanted to have 13 kids. We could build the next generation of Super Junior. So why don’t we go make member number four? ”

“Na-ah! Do you have any idea how hard it is to be pregnant?!”

“It can’t be that hard” Kyuhyun murmured as he teasingly kisses his wife again.

“What do you mean it can’t be that hard?! I already don’t even know how to manage having 2 babies, and now we’re about to have another one, and you still want more?!” Sungmin muttered as he gapes at his husband.

“I was just kidding.” Kyuhyun laughed as he tries to calm his wife again. “You just need to relax for a while babe, you stress yourself a lot”

“How can it be possible to relax myself?! Do you know how hard it is to be a mom and all you do is play games! ….….” Kyuhyun just smiled as he listens at his wife’s wining. Another lesson he learned, NEVER ever stop a pregnant Cho Sungmin from whining because if you do, it could turn to an outrageous tantrum – and you’ll never want to know what an enrage pregnant Lee Sungmin is capable of – so the more you let him talk, the sooner it would be over.

“Yah! Are you even listening?!” Sungmin screamed as he lightly slaps Kyuhyun’s arms.

“Of course babe.” Kyuhyun immediately smiled.

“No you aren’t” Sungmin pouted as he let out a big frown, as if he’s in the verge of tears.

“Aww baby, don’t frown, I swear I’m listening”

“Wreally?” Sungmin sniffs, acting his aegyo self, Kyuhyun smiled at the adorable mood swings of his wife.

“Yes.. how about you rest for a while, and I’ll handle all of this for you.”

“But.. “

“No buts.” Kyuhyun interjected before Sungmin could start all his lectures of how this should be this and this should be that and that Kyuhyun can’t do this because of this and that.

“Cmon babe, you’re going to rest.” Sungmin didn’t had the chance to disagree as Kyuhyun suddenly carried him and brought them to their room.

After successfully tucking his wife to bed and a few kisses here and there, Kyuhyun immediately came back to the kitchen.

His eyes widened at what welcomed him. Foods scattered around, his two girls bawling as both of them are filled with whatever.

He immediately went to the youngest of the twin and lifted her up then caresses Angel as he lull Vivi in his arms, trying to hush the two before their mother wakes up. He then looked around, wanting to scream, he swears Sungmin would kill him if the older sees all of these mess.

A sticky substance being hit on his face broke him from his trance and saw Angel throwing food at him. “Angel! Stop that!”

The little girl just looked at him confusedly, and then giggled before proceeding with her playing. He’s about to stop her but then Vivi started crying again that he swear he’ll lose his mind.

So he hushed the baby as he grabs everything that Angel could reach to stop her from playing with it, but then, making her cry as well, so that equates him with two bawling messy babies.

And just when he thinks things couldn’t get any worse, he suddenly smelled something then looked at the baby in his arms who stopped crying. He’s thinking if he should actually be thankful that at least the baby stopped crying, because now he’s the one who badly wants to cry.

Vivi giggled at Kyuhyun’s expression making Kyuhyun more exasperated.

He inhaled a puff of air – which he wished he didn’t do because now he seriously wants to vomit.

So he looked around and saw the sink first, so he immediately went there, trying to figure out what to do first when he heard a small yelp. He looked at his other baby then he almost felt his heart stopped as he sees Angel trying to get off from her high chair, how the hell did she detached the belt? Well who the heck still has the time to think for that?! So he hurriedly went to the baby and catches her before she falls.

He heaved a huge sigh of relief as he hugs his Angel into his arms but then he remembered Vivi, he immediately looked at the sink where he left her and he almost – wait no, - he wanted! to die - Sungmin will kill him anyway - as he sees Vivi reaching for the knife in the rack beside the sink.

“No!!”

Kyuhyun screamed out loud, as he tries to catch his breath.

“Kyu?”

Kyuhyun looked at his side and see Sungmin, he immediately looked at the older man’s tummy and let out a sigh of relief upon realizing that it was just a dream.

“Kyu are you fine?” Sungmin worriedly asked his lover.

Kyuhyun just nod as he lays his and Sungmin’s body back at the bed, immediately relaxing as he feels Sungmin’s arms being wrapped into his lean frame.

“Do you want me to make you feel better?” Sungmin whispered, his hot breath seeping through Kyuhyun’s neck, sending amazing electricity all trough his body.

Sungmin started kissing his neck that he could only close his eyes with the pleasure, the older’s lips then find its way into Kyuhyun’s making them share one heated passion-filled kiss.

Kyuhyun moaned at Sungmin’s skillful lips gaining Sungmin access as he slids his tongue in, dominating Kyuhyun’s warm cavern. He skillfully danced inside sliding and brushing at the right places, as he into Kyuhyun’s delicious lips. All making Kyuhyun lose his mind. So he just let the older lead as he enjoys every bit of it, but then he suddenly jerked up when he feel Sungmin’s hands brushing inside his shirt.

“Kyu?” Sungmin asked confusedly.

“W- wait here.”

“Where are you going?!” Sungmin asked as he immediately holds Kyuhyun’s hands, preventing him to go further.

“I’ll just check if Kangin-hyung left any condoms at the other dorm.”

Sungmin gaped at his lover, not sure if he’ll laugh or what. “What?!”

Kyuhyun just looked at him confusedly, as if asking if there’s anything wrong with what he said.

“But Kyu, we’re both guys! We can’t get pregnant!!!” Sungmin murmured as he still looks with wide eyes at his lover, thinking if he’ll actually start listening to Donghae about his Alien abduction thingy.

“It’s better to be safe.” Kyuhyun murmured as he kisses his lover before leaving the room leaving a gaping Sungmin behind.