THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

I’M IN AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH DONGHAE AND I AM JONGHYUN’S SISTER AND HIMCHAN LOVES ME AND TOP IS A VAMPIRE WHO WANTS MY SWEET NECTAR BLOOD AND REN IS PART OF A GANG THAT KIDNAPS ME BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KEEP ME AS HIS WOMAN SLAVE AND ON TOP OF IT ALL I A

 

I was going to wait until tomorrow to post this, but it IS now after midnight and therefore technically tomorrow, so... here you go.

 

As you walked through the halls of Mordney High, looking for your locker, thoughts raced through your head. You couldn’t believe that your parents had set you up in an arranged marriage. Marriage is supposed to be for love! You didn’t love this Lee Donghae at all. You had no idea who he was!

 

Jonghyun highly approved, of course, because he really wanted to get on Donghae’s good side and be his best friend. Why doesn’t HE marry him instead? you thought bitterly.

 

Of course you saw the fallacy in that. They were both men. Men didn’t marry each other. What an absurd and unheard of notion. But you were just being irrational in your frustrated state.

 

You rounded a corner and collided with a chiseled and muscular body that was attached to an attractive face with blond hair. All of your books fell to the floor and you groaned as you knelt down to pick them up. The guy you ran into, whose face you would describe as “princely,” also knelt down to help you with them. He had a pleasant and slightly amused expression as he did so.

 

“Thanks,” you muttered as you straightened up.

 

“No problem,” he responded. “Are you new here?”

 

“Yeah, how’d you know?”

 

“I know almost everyone here, but I’ve never seen you before,” he said, his eyes piercing your soul. You averted your gaze from that intense stare.

 

“My name is Mary,” you told him. “Mary Sue.”

 

He smirked. “Nice to meet you. I’m sure we’ll see more of each other.”

 

With that, he strode off without even offering his name. You turned away and found and opened your locker, thinking furiously about the encounter.

 

What a mysterious fellow! You just knew he would be haunting your consciousness and you didn’t even know what to call him. It will nag at your mind forever. Will you ever find relief from this lack of knowledge, this darkness that shrouds your mind and keeps reminding you of your incessant and unquenchable curiosity to have the name of this person who helped you gather your books?!

 

Your locker slammed shut. “I see you’ve met Himchan,” said the girl who slammed your locker shut. “Here’s a tip: stay away from him. He’s mine.” Her three-person posse all nodded and glared at you menacingly.

 

“And you are?” you said coolly, unafraid of them.

 

The leader laughed a laugh that was much like a scoff. “I go by the name of CL of 2NE1,” she snapped. “And you’d best stay out of my way.” Then she strutted off, the other three girls throwing back a few last looks before following.

 

You let out your breath in a huff. It’s not like you liked Himchan seriously anyway. What did this chick have to threaten you about? Was she actually concerned that you might steal her boyfriend away?

 

What a thought. Himchan was a prince and apparently quite popular. You were just the new girl. Who ever heard of the new girl changing the status quo? Inconceivable.

 

You strode to class.

 

When lunch came around, you managed to safely locate the cafeteria and spot Jonghyun, who was frantically waving you down from a table in the middle of the room. As you sat down, you smiled and nodded shyly to the two people who were also sitting at the table.

 

“This is Key and Amber,” Jonghyun introduced them. “They’re in my chemistry class. Guys, this is my sister.”

 

Amber was rather boyish in appearance, and she gave off a masculine vibe to match. “Sup,” she greeted you in an equally masculine way.

 

When you looked at Key, however, the only word that you could find to describe him was diva. He sent a little half-wave your way, accompanied by a small smile that almost looked more like a grimace.

 

“Hi,” you said as you sat down with your tray of food. “So you guys have chemistry together?”

 

“You could say that,” Key answered flippantly. You thought you noticed his eyes flicker towards your brother, but then his eyes just sort of flickered in a bunch of other directions too, so you figured it was nothing.

 

“So, new girl, your brother didn’t tell us your name,” Amber said.

 

“Oh,” you mumbled around a mouthful of egg roll. You hastily swallowed what was in your mouth before replying. “I’m Mary Sue.”

 

“Mary Sue,” she repeated. “That’s a very pretty name. Almost as pretty as your blue eyes.” She flashed you a half-grin before continuing. “So how has Mordney High treated you so far? Do you like it here?”

 

“Well, so far the only people I’ve met have been complete jerks,” you answered, and then hastily added, “Besides you guys, of course.”

 

Amber laughed a little, and then said, “Most people here aren’t so bad. You must have just had some bad luck today. What happened?”

 

You told the three of them about your encounter with Himchan and then CL and her posse called 2NE1.

 

Key laughed abruptly. “CL is just a . She’s like that to everybody, so don’t take it personally.”

 

That made you feel a little bit better. “Why are they called 2NE1 anyway?” you wondered out loud.

 

“Because they’re all twenty-one,” Key and Amber answered in unison.

 

“What?” You and Jonghyun wondered also in unison.

 

“Yeah, they’ve all been in high school longer than the rest of us,” Amber explained.

 

“Which is why they’re so high on the pecking order,” Key added.

 

“They’re like super seniors.”

 

“But they’re super-super-super-super seniors.”

 

You pondered for a moment what it must be like to be a super-super-super-super senior. That would major balls, was the conclusion you came to on the matter. No wonder they’re complete es, you thought. You decided you could excuse CL for her cattiness towards you earlier, but not for her possessiveness over Himchan. He was his own person, and nobody should be able to say otherwise. Wait, why did you care so much? You totally didn’t.

 

“Hey, speaking of top of the pecking order!”

 

Your attention was brought back to the conversation by your brother.

 

“Are you guys, by any chance, friendly with Lee Donghae?” Jongyun asked the other two.

 

“Lee Donghae?” Amber asked, surprised. “What is he to you?”

 

“Oh, I was just wondering,” he said. “After all, he is the most popular guy in school, and I was just curious about what a guy like that must be like.” He paused for a moment to take a bite of his carrots. “Also, he’s my future brother-in-law,” he added nonchalantly.

 

Key and Amber, who both happened to be drinking at that moment, spat their drinks across the table and all over you.

 

“What?!” Key exclaimed.

 

“Brother-in-law?!”

 

“Yeah, pretty cool, I know.” Jonghyun basked in the glory of his connection to godly high school popularity, which was pretty much the most important thing in the world to him.

 

“He never said anything about getting married!” Amber exclaimed.

 

“So you are close to him!” Jonghyun said excitedly.

 

“Yeah,” Amber affirmed. “He’s my brother.”

 

“What?!”

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getting back to writing you guys so anticipate some updates soon :D

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BaekChaYun #1
Okay, I know I am commenting on the foreword, but when I saw the list of characters, I was just saying wtf in my head. This is way too much for me to process right now. But, because of all the wtf-ness, I am going to bookmark this. It seems so frickin hilarious!
exolovechick
#2
I almost p*** my pants when I saw my name kekeke
littlecritter35 #3
Questions:

Wooyung, what did you think when those two guys came into your shop and started trying on dresses? Why did you react the way you did when they came back several months later with the one guy's identical twin sister?

Kris and Tao, would you elaborate on what you did in Las Vegas, or is what they say true: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?

Himchan, do all of your romantic relationships begin with ruined leather?

For the authors, why did Donghae have to turn into a fish to get MS out of the engagement?

I guess that's it for now.
chrldonr
#4
WOW!!!
What a very long title,,,,
mimimiawww
#5
WTF YOUR TITLE VERY LONG. HAHAHA
are you writing description as your title. lol
Senpaimnida
#6
Chapter 43: Okay, so here are my questions:

To Mary Sue:
1. Are you really that stupid or are you just pretending?
2. Have you ever considered the fact that no one likes you and you're just plain annoying?
also
3. What eye color do you think suits you best?

To Chanyeol:
1. Why the hell do you even like Mary Sue? Can't you see that her brain went missing when she was born?

To Key, Krystal, and Amber:
1. Why are you even friends with Mary Sue? Especially you, Key.

To Key:
1. How did you manage not to kill Mary Sue? If it's because Jonghyun is her brother, don't worry. I don't think he'd really mind if she was gone.

To Jonghyun:
1. What's it like to have a mentally disabled sister?
2. Don't you think it'd better to send her to a mental hospital? Since she has the mentality of a 7 year old child.

To Donghae and Eunhyuk:
1. Are you going to adopt a child or is one of you really pregnant? If so, how, fcking hOW?

To our lovely writers:
1. How did you come up with the idea of this fic? Was it after having read all those stupid and cliché fics here on aff?
2. What's it like to write a fic with someone else? How do you share the work? What does the process of writing together look like?
3. Was the plot planned from the very start or did you sometimes go with the flow?

Gonna ask more questions when I come up with some more :D
Senpaimnida
#7
Chapter 43: oh my god

I don't know if you're aware of it, but you've managed to create a Mary Sue that I hate but also enjoy reading about at the same time.

also jfc the b!tch finally realized that gay people exist. after like 43 chapters lol.

AND OMG I DIDNT EXPECT SUNGMIN AND SUNNY TO BE SIBLINGS. SRSLY I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING.
Well at least Baekhyun got the girl he wanted lol.

but tell me
is this really the last chapter of the proper story? no more annoying Mary Sue doing and saying idiotic stuff? D:
Senpaimnida
#8
Chapter 42: OH MY FREAK8NG GOD GUYS YOURE BACK OH MY GID IH MY GOD IM CRYING

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS UPDATE FOR LIKE A YEAR BUT IT WAS WORTH I

and jfc a dating rpg sim? aRE YOU SERIOUS
ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS

GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
Mattokki
#9
Chapter 4: this is beautiful
Senpaimnida
#10
guys I fckking miss this story

fck I'm gonna re-read it tonight while crying a river because no update for almost a year LMFAO