THE MARRIAGE PLOT

I’M IN AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH DONGHAE AND I AM JONGHYUN’S SISTER AND HIMCHAN LOVES ME AND TOP IS A VAMPIRE WHO WANTS MY SWEET NECTAR BLOOD AND REN IS PART OF A GANG THAT KIDNAPS ME BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KEEP ME AS HIS WOMAN SLAVE AND ON TOP OF IT ALL I A

I was going to have this up IMMEDIATELY but AFF was unavailable for a while. Here is chapter one!

 

You woke up to the sound of “Miracle” by UKISS playing on your alarm.

 

Wake up girl

Wake up

Wake up

Wake up girl

Wake up girl

Wake up

Wake up girl

Let me show you fantasy

 

You didn’t want to wake up. Today was your first day at your new school, Mordney Public High School, and you were really anxious and afraid because you weren’t very good at making friends. You’ve always been terribly shy and timid, despite your tenacity and wit that often impresses people as well. You’re just a walking contradiction, it seems, a certain kind of snowflake that can achieve all kinds of charm. But you didn’t think so because you also had very low self esteem and were blind to your own beauty and great personality. Because of this you often sell yourself short and underestimate yourself.

 

“Wake up, Mary! Aren’t you excited to start school and meet all your new friends?” Your twin brother, Jonghyun, skipped into the room with lots of energy. He was already dressed and ready and well-accessorized. He was much more confident than you and had no worries about making friends. He was quite popular at your old school, and you had no doubt that he would quickly rise to popularity at Mordney High as well.

 

In response to his chipper attitude, you groaned and pulled the covers over your head. He bounded over and ruffled your chestnut auburn ebony blonde hair. “Don’t be like that. Today’s going to be great. Besides, I heard Mom and Dad saying they had something to tell you at breakfast. You should hurry up and come down!”

 

With that, Jonghyun ran downstairs to eat because he loved food almost as much as he was short.

 

What did Mom and Dad want to tell you? You pondered it for a moment before finally getting out of bed and getting ready for the day.

 

When you stepped downstairs, your parents were waiting for you at the table and they both smiled at you. Your mother was beaming and your father was grinning a little uneasily. You were very curious about what they had to say, but they were silent as you sat down and began piling eggs and sausages on your plate. They waited until you had begun eating before saying anything.

 

“Ahem,” your father started.

 

You looked up at him curiously, sausage dangling precariously from your lips.

 

“Your mother and I have some big news to tell you,” he began, wrapping a large arm around your mother’s shoulders.

 

You blinked at them before sliding the rest of the sausage in your mouth, chewing it, and finally swallowing it. “Alright,” you said. “What is it?”

 

Your dad looked uneasily at your mom before saying, “Why don’t you tell her, honey?”

 

“Very well,” she complied before clearing . “Your father and I, well…”

 

“You know we always try to do what’s best for you, dear,” he inserted.

 

“Yes, and you’re practically a grown woman now, and, well…”

 

“Well, it’s only a matter of time before…”

 

“I mean, you’ll have to get out of the house someday.”

 

“And let’s be honest, that figure isn’t going to last forever.”

 

“Especially at the rate you’re eating those sausages.”

 

“Not that that won’t come in handy soon.”

 

Your mother elbowed your father in the side. “What he means to say, honey, is that you need to get married soon.”

 

You stared blankly at them. “But I’m only sixteen.”

 

“Yes,” your father said. “So, because you’re so young and can’t possibly make this decision on your own, we’ve decided to set it up for you.”

 

“What does that mean?” you ask.

 

“We’ve found a very nice young man for you,” your mom answered.

 

“He’s from a very prominent family.”

 

“And he’s so handsome!”

 

“Yes, quite the looker!”

 

“Well, who is he?!” you demanded.

 

“Lee Donghae,” your dad finally told you.

 

Suddenly, Jonghyun spluttered and coughed in surprise from the other side of the table. You had forgotten that he was even there.

 

“Lee Donghae?” he yelped.

 

“You know him?” you asked.

 

“Know him? I know he’s the most popular and most eligible bachelor at Mordney Public High School, and that he has chicks practically falling down at his feet. I planned to become his best friend, but if he’s dating my sister, that really makes things a whole lot easier!” He beamed at you and your parents.

 

“So you want me to date this guy?” You turned back to your parents.

 

“Sweetie,” you mother said. “We want you to marry him.”

 

“What?!”

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getting back to writing you guys so anticipate some updates soon :D

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BaekChaYun #1
Okay, I know I am commenting on the foreword, but when I saw the list of characters, I was just saying wtf in my head. This is way too much for me to process right now. But, because of all the wtf-ness, I am going to bookmark this. It seems so frickin hilarious!
exolovechick
#2
I almost p*** my pants when I saw my name kekeke
littlecritter35 #3
Questions:

Wooyung, what did you think when those two guys came into your shop and started trying on dresses? Why did you react the way you did when they came back several months later with the one guy's identical twin sister?

Kris and Tao, would you elaborate on what you did in Las Vegas, or is what they say true: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?

Himchan, do all of your romantic relationships begin with ruined leather?

For the authors, why did Donghae have to turn into a fish to get MS out of the engagement?

I guess that's it for now.
chrldonr
#4
WOW!!!
What a very long title,,,,
mimimiawww
#5
WTF YOUR TITLE VERY LONG. HAHAHA
are you writing description as your title. lol
Senpaimnida
#6
Chapter 43: Okay, so here are my questions:

To Mary Sue:
1. Are you really that stupid or are you just pretending?
2. Have you ever considered the fact that no one likes you and you're just plain annoying?
also
3. What eye color do you think suits you best?

To Chanyeol:
1. Why the hell do you even like Mary Sue? Can't you see that her brain went missing when she was born?

To Key, Krystal, and Amber:
1. Why are you even friends with Mary Sue? Especially you, Key.

To Key:
1. How did you manage not to kill Mary Sue? If it's because Jonghyun is her brother, don't worry. I don't think he'd really mind if she was gone.

To Jonghyun:
1. What's it like to have a mentally disabled sister?
2. Don't you think it'd better to send her to a mental hospital? Since she has the mentality of a 7 year old child.

To Donghae and Eunhyuk:
1. Are you going to adopt a child or is one of you really pregnant? If so, how, fcking hOW?

To our lovely writers:
1. How did you come up with the idea of this fic? Was it after having read all those stupid and cliché fics here on aff?
2. What's it like to write a fic with someone else? How do you share the work? What does the process of writing together look like?
3. Was the plot planned from the very start or did you sometimes go with the flow?

Gonna ask more questions when I come up with some more :D
Senpaimnida
#7
Chapter 43: oh my god

I don't know if you're aware of it, but you've managed to create a Mary Sue that I hate but also enjoy reading about at the same time.

also jfc the b!tch finally realized that gay people exist. after like 43 chapters lol.

AND OMG I DIDNT EXPECT SUNGMIN AND SUNNY TO BE SIBLINGS. SRSLY I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING.
Well at least Baekhyun got the girl he wanted lol.

but tell me
is this really the last chapter of the proper story? no more annoying Mary Sue doing and saying idiotic stuff? D:
Senpaimnida
#8
Chapter 42: OH MY FREAK8NG GOD GUYS YOURE BACK OH MY GID IH MY GOD IM CRYING

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS UPDATE FOR LIKE A YEAR BUT IT WAS WORTH I

and jfc a dating rpg sim? aRE YOU SERIOUS
ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS

GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
Mattokki
#9
Chapter 4: this is beautiful
Senpaimnida
#10
guys I fckking miss this story

fck I'm gonna re-read it tonight while crying a river because no update for almost a year LMFAO