Bad news Baek, Suzy doesn’t want to bang me bc we only met twice

im real sad for you Yeol, it’s a surprise the girl has standards

Sighing, Baekhyun locked his phone and began writing again. Once more, Chanyeol, his best friend, was updating him on his (largely unsuccessful) life. It’s the same thing most weekends since the two started getting invited to parties. Chanyeol would seek a one-time lover and then express his sorrows to Baekhyun the next day. It would be hysterically funny...

if Baekhyun wasn’t ing head over heels in love with him. 

Yo that was harsh I got standards too

two dates before is hardly standards man, now shut up I have philosophy work to do

As he continued to butcher his work, Baekhyun’s head was full of images from last night. It was mostly just him sitting uncomfortably close to Chanyeol as he tried to pursue Suzy, a girl in his math class and  out of Chanyeol’s league. That wasn’t to say Chanyeol was bad looking. Hell no. His hair was jet black and often naturally curled to look fashionably messy, his eyes were huge and adorably wide when he was surprised or excited, his teeth so white and perfectly g aligned, his ears adorably poked out like a cute elf and his height.....Baekhyun huffed. Being taller than 6feet must be nice. Baekhyun often wondered how big his.....

“Baek let me in I need help.” His almost dirty train of thought was disturbed by a familiar, warm voice, “calculus is killing me and you’re top of the class.”

”Doors open Soo,” Baekhyun rolled