Yifan struggled to sleep because his feet dangled off the bed since it was so ing short for his height. Junmyeon was sleeping like a princess. 

Suddenly a wild Jongdae sprang out of the bed between his parents. "Daddy will you read me a story?", he asked. "No wtf get outta this bed", Yifan grumbled. Jongdae pulled sadeu faceu. "Baobei that's no way to talk to our children", Junmyeon woke up. "Shut up mom you can't speak Chinese", Jongdae stuck out his tongue. "SHUT UP YOU ER", Junmyeon spat. 

Then they all got out of bed and prepared breakfast but Sehun cried because Kyungsoo kidnapped Vivi as a prank. "Do the children usually torment each other?", Yifan asked. "Well you wouldn't know since you haven't been here for three years", Junmyeon pouted. "I'm here now!", their father rolled his eyes. "Anyways I'm just gonna make my daily call to our dear sons in China who never pick up the phone", Junmyeon got out his iPhone 69.

"RING DING DONG RING DING DONG DIGI-", Zitao's phone rang. He rolled his eyes and hung up. "Baybez who waz dat on dah fone??", Zayn asked him. "Just some irrelevant hoe..come on let's snuggle", Zayntao embraced each other in their luxury bed. 

Later on in the day, Yixing called up Junmyeon, he thought he was just after dat but he realises he has feelings for the bunny. "Who dis?". "Yifan is not telling you something". "What..? Is this Yixing what do you want?". "I'm here to warn you that your ex husb