Junmyeon was shopping for home decor, like the humble housewife he is, when he remembered he needed to buy some curtains. "Oh yeah I'll just check the curtain aisle innit bruv", and Junmyeon walked over to where he held a set of red curtains. Only red is the color of rubies and you know what month the birthstone of rubies are...

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Junmyeon ended up crying and having a break down in the curtain aisle, so a store manager had to call up one of his many sons. Jongdae was pissed off, as he had to drive down to the supermarket, because he was trying to jump on Minseok's when they finally had the house to themselves. Maybe next time...