After endless nights of crying himself to sleep and listening to Red Velvet songs on repeat, Junmyeon decided today, he would stop feeling sorry for himself and get dicked down. 

"So tell me about yourself", Junmyeon giggled and fluttered his eyelashes at his date who was sat opposite of him at a table of the most expensive restaurant in Korea called Beogeo Kingeu. "You already know me...we're fellow bandmates", Yixing replied. "I'm kidding with you baobei", Junmyeon winked and giggle like a lovesick schoolgirl who wasn't tryna get over her husband leaving her 9 and counting down children. "Anyways let's finish this meal, I wanna Lose Control on you", Yixing looked at him hungrily. Omo 

Sulay sneaked back into Junmyeon's house to have hanky panky, only they could feel six pair of eyes on dem. "Mom who's that guy? Isn't that the janitor," Kyungsoo studied Yixing's face questionably. Yixing rolled his eyes, "I'm a fellow member of EXO remember?". Junmyeon giggled again like some pretentious school girl, "Oh my children have the best sense of humour don't they?". * no they don't I don't wanna deal with no children I just wanna score some *, Yixing thought bitterly to himself. 

"Wait isn't he the lad who gets no lines?", Sehun added. "Pftt you can talk", Chanyeol looked at him and laughed like a grizzly bear. "Stfu you ugly , no asked", he snapped back. "DON'T DISRESPECT MY HUSBAND LIKE THAT", Baekhyun threw a shoe at Seaho