Yixing: you're a worthless talentless hoe who needs to ing step their game up NEXT! *he shoos off another timid trainee contestant*

Junmyeon: oooh baobei is lowkey daddy asf when he's in strict mentor mode I wish he would talk down to me like that *fans himself fabulously* 

Yifan: no wonder we got divorced *rolls his eyes so far back he's a member of exo again*