Tiffany scrolled through the online form on her laptop screen. 

“3 Minute Girlfriend Kit 2.0: Customer Feedback” — the large, bolded letters stared back at her. Underneath were blanks to fill in the “Details of Your Experience”, five in total. Tiffany hesitated.

She had gotten the link from a friend who had a friend’s friend’s cousin’s drinking buddy who worked at the 3 Minute Girlfriend company. Apparently, there had been such an influx of complaints about the 2.0 kit that its producers were now paying people to tell them exactly what went wrong. A guaranteed full refund in exchange for detailed accounts of the kits. 

Taeyeon had already done hers an hour ago. Turning around to glance at her bed, Tiffany smiled to see her girlfriend napping under the pink quilt. She was so cute. 

And this was why Tiffany didn’t think the 3 Minute Girlfriend 2.0 kit was really that bad. Yes, she had gone through some…trauma because of it — Tiffany shivered at the memory — but it had also led her to Taeyeon, and for that she would be forever grateful.

She sighed, returning to the task at hand. The longer she delayed, the less likely the form would ever be completed. Now, how did it start again?

Right, with the Firefighter girlfriend pack.