My Dear Jae Hee,

I'm apologizing on behalf of EXO for the childish behavior of two of its members.  I meant Chanyeol and Baekhyun of course.  They meant no harm and are sincerely sorry for their bad behavior.

Chanyeol is probably already composing songs asking for forgiveness. He has been locked in his studio room for hours now. Baekhyun just tried to sneak in a giant piñata in their room and its got your name on it.  I am afraid to ask why and how that could possibly be an apology.

Kai just brought his dogs over. So excuse all the hair you will see on the couch.  One of his dogs is shedding hair like crazy.  Kai promised to clean it before you come.  Kyungsoo as I write this is already chasing after them with a handheld vacuum.  I know, its a regular madhouse here and I wouldn't have it any other way.  This is my family.  Aren't we cute?

The only thing that would make it more perfect is having my girlfriend over.  Here in my arms.

That's you.

Love,

Junmyeon 

Jae Hee re-read the las two sentences to make sure she hadn't had a sudden seizure and read incorrectly.  Junmyeon just referred to her as his girlfriend!  DAEBAK!