[Various] The First Group Chat
Collection of EXO Short Stories
Genre: Slice-of-life, text messages, romance, friendships, humor
Rated: PG-13
Word Count: 1.4k words
Pairing: Kaisoo, Xiuhan, Taohun
Requested by: N/a
Short Description: Baekhyun starts a group chat for the first time and somehow the twelve of them make it work.
(Names:
Sehun Oh: Sehun
Z.Tao: Zitao
Oso: Jongin
Pingüino: Kyungsoo
Loey: Chanyeol
Jongbae: Jongdae
Baekhyunnie: Baekhyun
Laymedown: Yixing
Junjun: Junmyeon
Yifan: Yifan/Kris
Yo_lu: Luhan
Minseok: Minseok)
Baekhyunnie, Pingüino, Yo_lu, Minseok and 8 others join the chat.
Baekhyunnie: Alriiiight testing testing 1, 2, 3!!!
Pingüino: *Eye-rolling.gif* Ofc you'd start a gc this early in the gdamn morning.
Baekhyunnie: lol
Yo_lu: Yooo! Wassup
Minseok: I'm surprised you're all up this early haha. Morning you guys. Morning Lu :).
Pingüino: Morning Minseokkie.
Yo_lu: @Minseok Yo baby~ ❤️❤️❤️
Minseok: 💜💜💜
Yo_lu: Did ya eat anything yet btw? :)
Minseok: Hm, not yet. Still deciding on what I want 🤔
Yo_lu: Ah ok ^^.
Yo_lu: Hey, wanna grab some lunch with me later, baby? At that Thai place we went to b4?
Minseok: Ya know, I was actually craving some Thai as soon as I woke up :O! When do you wanna go?
Yo_lu: 😘 Is 12 good for u?
Minseok: Ofc ^^
Yo_lu: ❤️
Minseok: ❤️
Baekhyunnie: ...
Baekhyunnie: Uh do you guys want us to leave or...?
Yo_lu: What? No, we're just talking
Yo_lu: And isn't that like the whole point of a groupchat?
Baekhyunnie: Yea but like y'all are dating so tf???
Pingüino: Here we go...
Baekhyunnie: Alright new rule hoes: Keep all that lovey-dovey to a minimum. Plz and ty.
Baekhyunnie: And b4 y'all say anythin'. No, I'm not bein a salty ho
Yifan: Lol
Baekhyunnie: It's just like if I in started typin in Hangeul or u typed in Chinese like, somebody would be feelin left out and I don't want that .
Pingüino: @Yifan Hi Kris
Yo_lu: K
Yifan: @Pingüino Sup Mini-me
Baekhyunnie: Like I ain't tryna say don't flirt but like...if it's somethin between only two of y'all, just text each other???
Yo_lu: Nah, I get ya. Kinda
Baekhyunnie: Ty
Jongbae: Hey you guys :3
Minseok: Hey Dae
Pingüino: Hi Jongdae
Baekhyunnie: where have you beeeeen???
Jongbae: Sleeping? Lol
Jongbae: What'd I miss?
Jongbae: Besides Baek being a salty ho lol
Baekhyunnie:
Minseok: Ha not much besides that tbh
Later on in the day
Oso: *Yawns* Morning everyone
Yifan: Dude it's like midday
Pingüino: Hey Jonginnie
Oso: @Yifan I know lol
Oso: And hey Kyung~ (^3^)/
Pingüino: :)
Oso: Sorry I stopped texting last night btw--I literally flopped down onto my bed soon as I got home
Pingüino: It's np
Pingüino: :)
Oso: :3
Oso: Love you~<3
Pingüino: Love you too :)
Baekhyunnie: ...I really in can't with y'all
Jongbae: Lol
Z.Tao: Gosh I ing hate retail!
Yo_lu: Yo you're telling me
Z.Tao: *Long sigh* Did I miss anything btw?
Junjun: Not really.
Junjun: Want to talk about what happened?
Z.Tao: Ha...
Junjun: 😯
Z.Tao: So like, this one lady came up to the counter all rude-like, right?
Baekhyunnie: Wait.
Z.Tao: ?
Baekhyunnie: @Jongbae @Jongbae @Jongbae K pls continue
One huge wall of text later
Z.Tao: And so yea. She basically ruined my mood for like the rest of the ing day.
Z.Tao: And I still have 5 hrs left 'til I clock out
Junjun: Aw, I'm so sorry that that happened to you, Taozi :(. She was definitely in the wrong tho.
Yo_lu: Yea like you were just following the rules, yo. She was just tryna cheat the system
Sehun Oh: Srsly. I hate how u gotta deal with all that bs, babe
Z.Tao: *Sigh* Well, at least I get paid for this
Sehun Oh: Still :/
Yifan: Hey, if someone gives you /calls u some racist- slur again--tell me
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