Dunkin Donuts, Stupid Blunders, and Starbucks

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To: Meanie Minnie

I just realized something very important

From: Meanie Minnie

At midnight?

To: Meanie Minnie

Yes.

From: Meanie Minnie

Alright, I’m all ears

To: Meanie Minnie

All ears, hahahaha, don’t you think it’s a funny expression?

To: Meanie Minnie

Alright, anyway, can I ask you sth?

From: Meanie Minnie

Sure, shoot.

To: Meanie Minnie

Is wanting to have someone to use them for personal advantage a bad thing?

From: Meanie Minnie

In general, yes. Why?

To: Meanie Minnie

I really need a boyfriend.

From: Meanie Minnie

Because?

To: Meanie Minnie

I need someone I can use for my selfish reasons.

From: Meanie Minnie

???

To: Meanie Minnie

I just really need someone to bring me cookies now, I crave them so much I feel like crying!

From: Meanie Minnie

Wanna go grab something? There’s a Dunkin Donuts opened in Hollywood.

To: Meanie Minnie

Where were you all my life?!

From: Meanie Minnie

Siding with your enemies xD Give me your address I’ll pick you up.

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From: Meanie Minnie

I must say, you managed to surprise me tonight.

To: Meanie Minnie

Can we please forget about that?

From: Meanie Minnie

No way, that was just too good! Never before has anyone declared their undying love to me over a bunch of donuts.

To: Meanie Minnie

What do you want in exchange for never mentioning it to Baekhyun?

From: Meanie Minnie

What are you ready to offer?

To: Meanie Minnie

Literally anything.

From: Meanie Minnie

Anything?

From: Meanie Minnie

How about I take you out on a night date sometime this week?

To: Meanie Minnie

Date?

From: Meanie Minnie

I really enjoyed tonight. Go out with me, again. To Dunkin Donuts. Thursday, at midnight.

To: Meanie Minnie

Okay, I’d like that

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To: Meanie Minnie

Minnie?

To: Meanie Minnie

Are you asleep?

From: Meanie Minnie

Jongdae, it’s 3am, I am not taking you to Starbucks!

To: Meanie Minnie

: (

To: Meanie Minnie

But it’s not about it. I was wondering you know, and there’s one thing that keeps me from falling asleep…

From: Meanie Minnie

Me?

From: Meanie Minnie

Jk. What is it?

To: Meanie Minnie

What is your favorite donut flavor? Oh, and you mentioned Starbucks, what is your favorite drink?

To: Meanie Minnie

I just looooooooove Caramel Machiatto, but I could live as well on Strawberry Frappuccino! Oh, and the candy floss one! #cloud9

To: Meanie Minnie

What do you like? Do you like them? Do you even like coffee?

From: Meanie Minnie

Good night, Jongdae.

To: Meanie Minnie

No! Minseok! Answer me!

To: Meanie Minnie

If we are to start dating I need to know such things!

To: Meanie Minnie

Minseok! What if I get you a drink and bring it to you and you don’t like it?! Would you

 pretend?! I don’t want such a thing to happen! Minseok!

To: Meanie Minnie

It’s very important, answer me!

To: Meanie Minnie

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

From: Meanie Minnie

I don’t know if I wanna date you anymore, you know

To: Meanie Minnie

Don’t be a meanie, now!

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I would like to apologize for the last update. That was so bad I am actually considering deleting it. I probably will. This one is to make up for the GOT disaster! Hope you enjoyed it!

P.S there's a new xiuchen story I'm going to write : Hustler, go check it out ! :) Also, you can find me on tumblr, feel free to reach me there, I don't bite guys! hahahaa xiuchen-paradise.tumblr [ if there's anyone who's into travelling, you can also check out my instagram account @seoximi !

Take care loves !

Fun fact: Jongdae is me, the first conversation is 99% what I was texting my friend a few days ago. I really wanted them cookies, you know