REFERENCES USED IN THIS CHAPTER:

Mingyu's menpa (mention party): "Wonwoo-oppa what are you doing?" "He's in front of me, writing lyrics" http://what17says.tumblr.com/post/135203389278/151211-mingyus-twitter-interaction-with-fans

Vernon talking abt Harry Potter lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JXKwQndi3M

Vernon - Hotline Bling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66VxRNAXtWs

Hoshi screaming his heart out in Jeju https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7UE6NmU8aM

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Hansol, this brat. How dare you talking about me behind my back like that? You even recited the whole conversation me, Jihun, and Soonyoung had the other day. What's the big deal with our conversation anyway? It's just a normal spat between friends. We used to have it too back then. About me and Jihun? Well, it's been a long time since I hang out with him. Just the two of us, I mean. Don't think about it in a weird way or else I will kiss you.

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no way hyung don't kiss me just kiss jihun hyung!

(a kiss is a threat. only in seventeen! only seungcheol hyung!)

lol ohmygod why are you being all serious like that? i didn't talk abt you behind ur back! i literally said it right in your face since you knew abou this diary already if there's nothing between you guys it's okay just chill

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This brat!!! You dare writing all of those in English??! And please learn about 'capitalization'! I might not understand a thing but I know that your writing is wrong!

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junhui hyung just asked us "what are you guys doing passing laptop back and forth like that?"

"we are playing chess" cheol hyung answered.

WOW SERIOUSLY? CHESS? since when bro! very lame, dad, very very lame

junhui hyung just shrugged. if it's the other member, like seokmin hyung or seungkwan, well....it's the end then.

just imagine....

seokmin hyung: “AYYYY no way you guys are playing chess! seungkwan-ah, let's go and see what they were doing”

and then seungkwan would snatch this laptop away from me within seconds and then they would discover the nasty thing we did and then they would try to translate the whole content into korean and then apocalypse happen

sod it

we have a 15 mins break. i'm currently sitting on the floor right now. right in front of me is jisoo hyung. the other guys are busy gulping down waters or just playing around. i can see seokmin hyung trying to tie soonyoung hyung's shoelaces into one from the corner of my eyes. very smooth

 btw..... i just googled 'jihoon and seungcheol' and found this jicheol tag on tumblr. and i swear i didn't act surprised just now i'm COMPLETELY SURPRISED! OH THEY ARE AN OTP TOO?

HAHAHAH so scary bruh, our fans' eagle eyes.

it's amazing seeing a pic of yourself standing there beside the 'suspects', totally unaware of the situation at that time.

ohhhh chan is coming this way

bye

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i want to show cheol hyung this drake vine compilation video on youtube but he's not home (psttt he's with jihun hyung in his studio. making out together)

lololol

ah man i want to watch prisoner of azkaban! i'm so tempted to watch it! the last bit of harrypotter memories inside my head needs an upgrade! poor me

wait

I MADE A TYPO!!! THAT ONE INSIDE THE BRACKET! I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN'T MEAN TO WRITE IT IT'S A PURE TYPO!

it's "making SONG together" not making out :-(((((

ohmygod

ohmygod i need jisoos

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bruh i know i'm kinda (?) 4D but what can i do? i have no control over that! like when i did that 'bubble imitation' thing, when i tried to 'join' the vocal team, like when i sang and DANCED to Hotline Bling!

ohmygod to the point that i almost deactivate my tumblr account cz you know.....our fans are so fast like LTE. the gifset is out within seconds! I did the hotline bling after rehearsal and after our performance ended suddenly 'my' gifset got more than 500 notes wtf?

oh yaaaa

btw...hmmm.... i'm going to report something

so, i just read our members' menpa and....mingyu hyung seriously?

fan: wonwoo-oppa what are you doing?

mingyu: he is in front of me, writing lyrics

and then he uploaded a selca of him lying on a bed.

wtf? i was like.......... :-||||

you sure you don't want to make it more obvious??! now that i know what our fans are doing, i can understand the way they think! they will go gaga over this

LOLOL i can see it coming

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concert is just around the corner and a lot of things happened. from how my shirt got passed around from jisoo hyung, chan, seokmin hyung, seungkwan, until jeonghan hyung TO the tension between jihun hyung and cheol hyung whenever they talk.

i don't understand? oh right probably just having serious talk about the concert, album production, company things(?) whatsoever.

probably it's just me missing the moments when they both talked more comfortably? yeah yeah who knows

hey btw i'm serious about the shirt issue. yeah it's not a new thing not even surprising but hey if the fans saw the 6 of us wearing the same shirt it will be so weird!

bro bro

i have a story to tell you (you who.....?)

sunyoung hyung has been screaming nonstop today. bro this is not a freaking zoo! but okay it's not like he screamed for no reason. seokmin hyung....once again..... borrowed sunyoung hyung's headphone (a brand new sennheiser, mind you) and forgot where he put it once again, like that one time in jeju, he screamed

"SEOKMIN-AH! BRING THAT HEADPHONE BACK TO ME OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!"

And i swear i've never saw seokmin hyung ran that fast before in my life

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"kim mingyu i swear you need a hand sanitizer or something"

"what?"

"i catch a cold today! look! i've been coughing nonstop!"

"and that is my fault? how is that my fault?"

"a part of this is ur fault!"

"how-"

and wonwoo hyung dragged mingyu hyung out of the room. am i freaking invicible now? oh right probably cz i'm wearing headphone they might think i'm listening to music but actually nope i just want to test this headphone's noise-cancelling feature.

damn why is everyone seems to have a lot of secrets? it's not like i want to know but my 'observant side'.....yes it does want to know

now, guys, join me in THE OBSERVER THREAD

first question why did wonwoo hyung blame mingyu hyung for his cold?

OHMYGOD

did they-

ohmygod no!

did they

DID THEY SHARE A HANDKERCHIEF?!

OHMYGOSH THAT IS JUST FKING GROSS

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Why Hansol? I'm so tired so I don't even want to try to understand what you wrote but I have a feeling that it's something stupid?

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hyung you don't know how frustrated i am

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i posted this on tumblr just now

"wonwoo caught a cold because of mingyu and why is that?"

and i was so shocked i gasped almost too loudly they said

"they kissed and mingyu is one hell of an unhygienic giant that's why!"

OH MY GOD WHY AM I SO NAIVE?

but seriously

ay

no way

that is just

ohmygod

i need water

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Who kissed?? WHO?

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shut up hyung just go annoy jihun hyung or something

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