Hello guys, so this is the second chapter :-) thank you for subscribing to this stupid fic :") guys, I tried my best to write this fic based on TRUE story hahah or some stupid seventeen did. 

references for this chapter + last chapter's 'pamagoghetti':

Hansol and Cheol - Segway incident LOL 

HipHop Team's Pamagoghetti 

Hansol's pun "You guys blow me away" 

Wonwoo's Book 

Meanie Couple Moment (highfive + bickering) 

A/N: the one written in different font = hangul :-) 

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ah seriously how could i be so chill about everything??!

like when seungcheol hyung stepped on my freaking feet with a freaking segway!

or this time

how could i be so chill when mingyu hyung obviously put more cheese on wonwoo hyung's ramyeon??! (YES HYUNG DON'T EVER THINK I DID NOT NOTICE THAT)

wow really hyung? really? you do not mess around with cheese! i love cheese! i'm a freaking Jerry, yes or nah

(no. not jerry wen. no. not junhui 'jerry' wen. no)

wtf am i writing

if someone saw my expression rn they might think i'm writing school essays or something despite how hysterical i am on the inside

i need a chill pill, maybe it's time to write another "Pull up on yo wacks with a mac fully loaded"

yea buddy i'm so proud of that one i hope i could put more cheese into my lyrics or at least try to sneak some in

maybe i should just go to tumblr

wait i'm opening safari

daammnn just how many fans did i follow yesterday my dashboard  has never been this busy

(i only follow  some aesthetic blogs and psychfacts before, and a lot of hephap blogs of course. and some stupid gag blogs lol my source of laughter)

btw aren't  you curious about my blog?

it's 'cheeseburger-is-love' (surprise surprise)

ppl would think i'm a kid who's obsessed with McDonald's or something whatever man i love cheeseburger

okay. speaking about wonwoo and mingyu hyung.......

/sigh/

i've never been so observant before but today i noticed a lot of weird things

1. wonwoo hyung was really moody. he had that sloth face all the time. i tried to talk to him but it's so scary man! his voice sounded even deeper than usual. fok it. it's the emo image the fans keep talking about!!

(yeah, my fans who keep blowing me away, i notice you guys labeled wonu hyung as some 'emo boy in his puberty' or shiz like that. idk? cz of his blank face? his hair before we debuted? the wonu hyung i know is this charming faced boy who looks scary when he stares blankly and looks like a cinnamon roll when he laughed......OH MY GOD DID I JUST

write an essay to describe Jeon wonwoo hyung? i sound like mingyu hyung)

2. mingyu hyung stayed in the practice room with junghan hyung after refused wonwoo hyung's offer to write lyrics together. which is PROBABLY WHY wonu hyung got upset

so he's mad cz mingyu hyung choose to spend time tgt with junghan hyung instead of him? it's kind of weird because usually wonwoo hyung would just "nah it's okay, I'll just finish reading my book" (fyi wonwoo hyung haven't finished reading that fantasy book for god-knows how long. you know, the one with the red cover)

but

wait wait

is wonu hyung jealous? eh? but..... even jealousy is a common thing between friends rite? hehehehehehehehehehheheyeahright ((awkward laugh)) it's not like they love each other as a lover innit lolololol DAMNIT FANS ON TUMBLR IF THIS IS NOT FOR YOU GUYS BLABBERING ABOU

the

wonu hyung is here. ohmygod his mood seems worse. ohmygod get me outta here it's so scary

bye i need to run or smth

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freaking intense man

is this a meeting with 대표님? i cannot even move an inch from my spot (sitting on the couch. yup. my fav place)

so....i'm in the dorm, in the living room, with four other members.

1. Chan. Poor kid. He can't eat his ramen peacefully while watching some MJ videos. he tries so hard no to make sound. really....he doesn't have to do that but what can he do?? what can we do?? wait.....gonna explain the rest of the in the bottom

2. jisoo hyung :-( uri poor jisoo hyung. truest angel jisoo hyung. he's playing a guitar, practicing new cover for our group activities in the future. at first he was not aware of the 'situation' and sang 'breakeven' innocently, and then the coldness(?) of the room sent chill down his spine or something that all of sudden he played bright song like chris brown's time to love. (it's not a bright song lol forget it) i feel kind of relieved.

the last 2 members are

/drum rolls/

wonwoo hyung and mingyu hyung.

they sit on the floor with an obvious gap between them. WHY? Are they good now? NO. our manager forced those two to discuss and write lyrics together! our manager has some sense...... jjang

DAMN. i can't look at them. i feel so nervous and awkward at the same time. and the aura is just....ohmygod just kiss already why won't ya??!

wait wtf did i just say that? did i just

ohgod they are talking now. i steal a glance at them. wonwoo hyung has this scary face  and mingyu hyung doesn't smile either. PLUS it looks so weird seeing them sitting far away from each other srsly. ohmygod they used to be so NOISY and they do highfive like every 5 minutes and they bicker over the smallest thing like vga cable or some syit

position:

MINGYU HYUNG - - - - - - pillow - - - someone's hat - - - - - WONWOO HYUNG

daaammnnn

call 119! call 119! (aka seungcheol hyung. our daddy)

calling him daddy sounds so wrong whatthefuk

i'm going to text him.

"hyung i need to report something
wonwoo hyung and mingyu hyung...
there is something wrong with them (you notice this, too, i guess), pls make them solve their problem later during our 'after-practice talk'"

sent.

bye i need to breathe

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oh my gosh

i hate myself ohmygosh

they do it again ohmygosh!!!

wait i'm going to explain the whole thing later, jisoo hyung called me

OHMYGOD

BYE

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when i was scrolling down my dashboard, i catched a few words from this so-called fanfiction the fans made

'he looked at him with stars in his eyes'

at first i didn't understand. maybe i did but not really. probably i heard it somewhere. is it a song lyric?

then another

'whenever the younger sits next to him, his hands wander'

WTF

okay okay i only remember up to those i don't need to read all of them do i? like.... :-( can you imagine the sound and the expression i make if i actually read all of those fanfictions?!

okay back to the point. so, yes, at first i didn't quite understand, but today....... today i witness it with my own eyes! how those words (the FANS' WORDS) turn into actions

sigh

is this my own fault cz i'm the one who texted cheol hyung yesterday? let me kill myself

sooooo long story short, this so-called meanie made up and back to normal, maybe just a little bit abnormal ugh i don't even want to imagine how they made up. did they scream at each other's faces? did they talk calmly like they were in a frikin healing camp? did they have a hot make out ses-

ARGH

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I AM SO DOOMED

CHEOL HYUNG FOUND OUT ABT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS STUPID DIARY DAMN

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Hello guys my name is Coups

Hansol swears a lot. That kid

He wrote things about Wonwoo and Mingyu? Ah what is it? I'm in a hurry so probably I'm going to read it properly later

See you

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ok chill, hansol

just chill

you can go thru this :")))))

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