Where have you two been? Does it really need 2 hours for you to eat?!"

 

"We just ran into some little problems, hyung...." my voice trailed off as I saw Jin's piercing eyes into us. Omg he looks like an angry mom right now! 

 

I noticed Namjoon hyung is beside him with his eyebrow raised. Jimin hyung is at the couch sitting near J-hope hyung looking at us with curious eyes, while Taehyung is poking Suga's cheek who is sleeping on another couch at the living room. Wow, V hyung sure is weird.

 

 

"Some fans just took a picture of us together while eating, hyung."

 

 

"Is that all? Fans always do that to us. We're already used to that, Haru. Get used to it." 

 

"He forgot to mention the part where a fan took a picture of us with only our faces just mere centimeters away from each other. So it looked like we were kissing." Jungkook added.

 

OMYGOD hyung! Do you really need to say it with that straight face and a monotonous voice? Sheesh!

 

"What the hell?!" Jin hyung shouted.

 

"What the bro?" Jimin is clearly shocked.

 

"!" Namjoon hyung cursed.

 

"How did that happened-ssu?!"

 

"Taehyung is shocked."

 

"Zzzzzz......"

 

"WHAT?! DID I HEARD THAT RIGHT YOU TWERPS?! A FAN TOOK A PICTURE OF YOU TWO KISSING?!"

 

"Not kissing, Jin-hyung. ALMOST kissing. There's a difference..." I explained shyly.

 

"Is there? Is there really a difference, huh?! THERE WON'T BE ANY DIFFERENCE ANYMORE WHEN THAT PHOTO IS RELEASED ONLINE! WHAT WERE YOU TWO THINKING?!!" Now Jin hyung is shouting and getting hysterical. Rap Mon took noticed at this and quickly went beside him and rubbed his back.

 

"And why were the two of you kissing in the first place?" J-hope hyung added.

 

"Hyuuuung! I told you we did not kissed! He just leaned on me to check if I have a fever because jungkook hyung said that my face is all red!"

 

"And why is your face all red, haru?" Jimin hyung asked.

 

 

"It's because the ramen i'm eating is hot! That's why my face is red!"

 

 

"Aaahhh! You two are really a pain in the ! My head is hurting like hell right now!"

 

"Hey, Hyung, don't yell at them anymore. Your head will hurt more if you continue doing that." Namjoon said as he massaged Jin's temple and forehead.

 

 

Jungkook is getting irritated at Jin's nagging and the poker face he has a while ago is gone now.

 

 

"Look, we're sorry that we have been careless, okay? But please, stop scolding us! You yelling at us is not helping at all! So just stop it. I'm gonna tell Manager-hyung so you don't have to worry telling it to him. Now are we done here?"

 

Before Jin hyung had a time to respond, Jungkook quickly talked again.

 

"Then I think we're done here. I'm going back to my room." He stomped his feet and hastily made way to his room.

 

"B-bwoh?! Ha-have you seen that attitude, Namjoon? Huh? What a rebellious kid! Totally opposite of what he is displaying on-cam!"

 

" A-ahhh! Ouch! My head is hurting again!"

 

"Yes, I saw it, hyung. No need to get stressed out, okay? Now let's just sit he- HEY YOONGI! GET OUTTA HERE! SLEEP IN YOUR ROOM GRANDPA!"

 

Namjoon continously shouted at Suga-hyung until he woke up.

 

"Y'all so loud. I'm outta here."

 

"Wait for me hyung! I'm not done poking your cheeks yet!" Taehyung exclaimed as he tailed behind Suga.

 

"Good. Now let's just sit here, okay?"

 

 

"Arasseo. Kamsahamnida Namjoon." 

 

Gawd these two are so sweet! If i hadn't known better, I'd think they're a couple. So much for NamJin though.

 

 

*~Jungkook's POV~*

 

 

Stupid. Utterly stupid. Seriously, Jin hyung nags like a mom. He's so annoying. I know we have been a tad careless about what happened but he doesn't need to yell at us like that! Ugh. 

 

And then there's Namjoon , who just agrees with everything that Jin says! He also consoles him non-stop! Damn that robot! The one who needs consoling is us! Haru and me! Because we just got scolded! Not that pink princess! 

 

I suddenly remembered Haru. Why the hell is he like that? He acts like a girl. He's shy, clumsy, and cries easily. He's not gonna last long in this industry if he's like that. 

 

But I wondered how he became a part of us in just 6 months. Hmm... Maybe there's a reason. Maybe he's a really good singer and dancer? Or was he added to us to add charm to the group? But we're already full of charm as it is...

 

 

AISH! I shouldn't worry and overthink myself with those kind of petty things...

 

 

Well eff this all! I need to go ONLINE! 

 

I grabbed my laptop and went to this particular site where I go to search for chatmates to talk to and vent my anger, since I couldn't do that with my hyungs. I'm not really fond of them.

 

*BING!*

 

Woah! I already got a message. Wonder who's it from?

 

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Having a bad day?

 

Well this spared me the time to look for chatmates! 

 

BlueAngel : Wait, how did you know? 

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : It says so in your status. " this day!"

 

 

BlueAngel : Oh that, yeah. I just had a terrible day. (--.--) 

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Really? Wanna talk about it? 

 

 

BlueAngel : Well, It's because I did something wrong and careless a while ago and when my friend found out about that, he yelled and scolded at me. My other friends who saw what happened didn't even console me or anything. I'm so pissed off!

 

AndrogynousNinja : That's pretty ed up. If you did something wrong, no matter how big it is, one of them should've atleast consoled you. 

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Well, In any case, if you're really angry, try yelling at your pillow. Bury your face in it and scream at the top of your lungs, also you can punch it continuously if you're really mad. I often do that when I'm angry FYI. ;)

 

 

BlueAngel : Is that really effective?

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : It worked for me. :) Why don't you try it now? 

 

 

BlueAngel : Hmmmm.... Okay! I'll try it now. Wait for me, okay? 

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Sure. I'll wait. ^_^

 

 

Scream and punch my pillow, huh? Well, there's nothing to lose if I try it.... Hmmm... Now where did I put that pillow? 

 

 

 

*~Haru's POV~*

 

 

BlueAngel : Hmmmm.... Okay! I'll try it now. Wait for me, okay? 

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Sure. I'll wait. ^_^

 

*After 7 minutes*

 

Wow, he's still not online after 7 minutes. Is he really that angry? 

 

I feel sorry for the pillow he's murdering... 

 

Blue Angel, huh? I wonder if he's a boy or a girl? 

 

It's more likely that girls would use the name Angel than guys... And the way BlueAngel speaks.... It's like a girl. Hmm... I better ask that later.

 

 

*Bing!*

 

 

BlueAngel : I'm done! 

 

It's about time. (--.--)

 

AndrogynousNinja : So, how did it feel?

 

 

BlueAngel : Amazing! It's like a huge load was taken off of me! Thanks for the tip!

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : I told you so! But hey... I've been meaning to ask you something.

 

 

 

BlueAngel : What is that?

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Are you a boy or a girl?

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Wait! On second thought, I think it's better if we just enjoy our anonymity, don't you think?

 

 

 

Oh my God what the hell am I doing?!

 

 

BlueAngel : Sure, that would be great. :) 

 

 

BlueAngel : Now it's my turn to ask you something. >:)

 

AndrogynousNinja : Oohhhhhkay, looks like you'll ask something cruel.

 

 

BlueAngel : It's not that cruel 'ya know. I just wanna know if what do you want me to call you? 

 

Hmm... Should I say my name? 

 

I don't think so. I should just invent a new one... Kim! Is that good?

 

No. It sounds so ordinary... How about Urah? Read Haru backwards, and you'll get Urah. 

 

It sounds so ugly. But I guess that'll suffice for now. 

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Call me Urah! :D

 

 

BlueAngel : Urah? What kind of name is that? Are you Arabian or something?

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Hey! No complaining! Urah sounds fine to me! And I'm not Arabian FYI. 

 

 

BlueAngel : Okay, Urah. No need to be angry. XD but why urah?

 

 

AndrogynousNinja : 'Coz I like it.

 

 

BlueAngel : You're pretty weird, Urah.

 

AndrogynousNinja : Yeah yeah yeah I know. --.--

 

AndrogynousNinja : Now I've said my name.. You should tell me yours. What do you want me to call you?

 

..

 

...

 

.....

 

........

 

..........

 

BlueAngel : Call me Alex. 

 

AndrogynousNinja : So common. So ordinary. 

 

BlueAngel : Atleast my name is not weird or ugly, unlike someone I know. ;D

 

AndrogynousNinja : *eye roll*

 

AndrogynousNinja : Anyway, Alex, why is BlueAngel your username?

 

BlueAngel : Because my friends say that I sing and look like an angel. :3 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Hahahahahah! Really? XD

 

BlueAngel : It's true! Don't laugh! 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Whatever, Alex. XD

 

Hmm, I think Alex is really a girl. She really sounds like a girl. I'll refer to Alex as a SHE for now. 

 

AndrogynousNinja : And why blue?

 

BlueAngel : Blue because I'm always sad these days...

 

AndrogynousNinja : Oh, I thought blue because you like the color Blue xDD

 

BlueAngel : Seriously --.--

 

AndrogynousNinja : Hahaha I'm just joking Alex! Lighten up! 

 

BlueAngel : Whatevs. 

 

BlueAngel : You? Why Androgynous Ninja? 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Because people say I look Androgynous. And I'm fascinated with Ninjas. ^_^

 

BlueAngel : Lame.

 

AndrogynousNinja : Emo. 

 

BlueAngel : I'm not Emo! I've gone past that emo stage! 

 

AndrogynousNinja : Okay. If you say so xD

 

BlueAngel : Hey Urah, I'm getting sleepy.

 

AndrogynousNinja : Me too. Let's call it a night.

 

BlueAngel : Okay, Urah. XD Good Night. 

 

AndrogynousNinja : YAH! why are you laughing?!

 

BlueAngel : Sorry, Urah XD I just can't get used to your name. It's so ugly!

 

AndrogynousNinja : Are you done laughing at my name? If you are, then can I sleep now?

 

BlueAngel : So feisty! Okay okay. Sorry for making fun of your name. Mianhe. XD

 

AndrogynousNinja : Wow, that's so sincere.

 

BlueAngel : Hahahaha! XDDD

 

 

BlueAngel : Hey Urah, Let's sleep now, okay? I'm really sleepy. Thanks for hearing me out and the tip you gave me a while ago!

 

 

BlueAngel : Chat you tomorrow! Goodnight!

 

AndrogynousNinja : Arasseo. Goodnight too, Alex. 

 

*logs out*

 

That Alex is really something. She likes to tease, but atleast she's fun and great to talk to. 

 

Although she said she's always sad these days, she's still kinda cheerful. Atleast she's not totally gloomy or depressed, 'cause that is not a good thing.

 

My stress were somehow relieved at our little chat a while ago. 

 

I'll definitely continue chatting with her. 

 

I guess I will have a good night's sleep after all.

 

 

*~Jungkook's POV~*

 

Androgynous Ninja, huh? 

 

I'm almost positive she's a girl. There are more androgynous women than men out there. 

 

 

Also, she talks girly on our chat. She typed in " *eye roll* " a while ago. That's a very sissy thing to do! It's either she's a girl or gay. It's just the two of that. But I'd like to think she's the former , rather than the latter.

 

*CREEK!*

 

"Yah Jungkook!!! What'cha doin there, huh?"

 

What the ?

 

"Ji-jimin hyung! How did you get in here?!"

 

"Duplicate key." He then showed me the duplicate key dangling from his fingers.

 

"B-bwoh?! How did you manage to get a duplicate key on my room?!"

 

"I have my ways, Jungkook." he winked.

 

Urgh. So ual. Everything he does is ual.

 

"What are you doing here, hyung?!"

 

"Nothing, just checking out on you."

 

"Hyung, I'm really fi-"

 

"Ooohh, why is your laptop with you on your bed? And why is there tissue here, huh?" he smiled cheekily at me.

 

"Hyung, the tissue's there because I feel swe-"

 

"Oh , don't worry Jungkook. You're a grown up man now. There's nothing wrong with fapping. I just checked out on you to see if you're fine. But I guess you're TOO fine now, huh?" he smiled again while raising hiw eyebrows twice. 

 

 

"I'm not fapping hyung!!!"

 

"Jungkook, I'm your hyung. Wait, I'm not just your hyung, but YOUR HYUNG. Your brother! So no need to be shy around me, oka-"

 

 

"How many times do I have to tell you I'm not fapping!!!"

 

"Yeah, you're right. You're not fapping, but you FAPPED. Because you're already done fapping. Past tense, right? Sorry, my bad."

 

"Ughh this is getting nowhere! I want you to leave! Now!" I got up and shoved hyung until he is outside of my room.

 

"He-hey! YAH! Don't push me! Why do you want me to leave?! You should've even thanked me for being concern enough to check on you!"

 

I continuously shoved him until he's outta my room. Then I slammed my door shut.

 

"Y-yah! Jungkook! Open up!" He knocked the door thrice. "Hey! Why are you doing this to me? I'm still your hyung you know!"

 

"Fine! Okay! Thank you for being kind enough to check on me. I really appreciate that! Now if you please stop knocking on my door! I'm gonna sleep! Goodnight hyung!!!"

 

"Yo-you brat! O-Oh! Why are you so 

feisty and angry all the time? God are you on your period again? Argh!" he shouted. 

 

"Might as well bother someone else." I heard him mutter on the other side and leave.

 

 

Thank God he's gone. 

 

It's really hard having him as a hyung. Such a goofball.

 

Then I remembered my conversation a while ago with Jin-hyung. I've said to him that I'll be the one telling our manager about the incident. I should be telling him now but I'm too tired and sleepy. 

 

I guess I just have to tell him tomorrow. 

 

 

Orgh! It will be a really rough day tomorrow! I just hope nothing bad happens. But I know there won't be. I mean, I'm their precious maknae! Of course they won't give me a punishment too hard! 

 

But I wonder about Haru. How about him? What kind of punishment will they give to him?