“Andy! Look at the floor! It’s still full of dust! Is the salary we’re giving you still not enough?! Sweep it more!”

      “Andy! Where is my pink cellphone?! I’ve just put it near the T.V. a while ago!”

      “Andy! Did you already feed Ddangkoma?! He won’t go out of his shell if you still haven’t!”

      “Andy! Where is my Starcraft Video Games?! Where did you put them?!”

    Gaah! Andy andy andy! All I heard from them is Andy! Andy do this, andy do that! Andy sweep the floor, andy do the laundry!  I do not have superhuman powers for Pete’s sake! I can also feel tired ‘ya know!

     “Andy make me some ramen! I’m already starving!”

     “Okay okay! Just wait up! I’M NOT WONDER WOMAN!”

     “Then try to be like her, slowpoke!”

      Why that annoying...AISH! I’m totally going crazy here! Why did I even agreed to be their maid?! If I only knew this is the kind of life I’ll get, I wish I just didn’t go here in Seoul!  Arrrghhh!

    Yes people, I’m a maid. A FREAKING MAID. And you know to whom?! Then to no other than SUPER JUNIOR! Yeah you heard it right. I’m the glorified maid of SUPER JUNIOR. I know that many of the ELFs always dreamt of living here with them. But I’m already warning you people , this place is a living hell. It's not good as you think it is.

  If only Donghae is not a member of SJ, I won’t try to survive here in this dorm full of lazy and hungry beasts! It’s only because of him why I’m still here. Well, In case you still don’t know, he is my bias in SJ. And well, I’ve been an ELF not so long ago. I’ve just decided to stop being one when I started moving in here. I mean, how could you still possibly idolize a bunch of guys if taking care of themselves is such a hardwork for them?!

  Well, enough of this drama. I should just do my job properly to not get fired. Yeah, I know. I complain too much. Well, you can’t blame me. Taking care of 10 guys in a single roof is not an easy task you know. You’ll get old early.

  Anyway, I’m Andy Lim.  Already 17 years old. I live in Mokpo, but moved here in Seoul to try my luck. Actually, we're really raised in U.S.A. . In Oklahoma, specifically. But when I'm still 13 years old, we decided to migrate here in South Korea with my Dad to live with my Mom, so you'll notice that my siblings' name and mine are not that of a korean.

   I’ve just graduated in college, and my course is B.S. in Mass Communications. So I went here to find a decent job, something that is suitable for my course. But instead of finding a job that suits me, I get to be a MAID instead.  Well, I can’t tell you how because it’s a LONG story. And I don’t want to tell you how dumb I am to even accept Manager-Oppa’s offer to me to be their freaking babysitter.

    “Andy! Cook my ramen already! I’m so hungry! You’re starving me!” 

     “Yeah Andy. Cook his ramen. You don’t like Shindong-hyung when he’s hungry.”Siwon-Oppa said while grabbing something to eat in the fridge.      

     “Okay okay! Hold your beans and I’ll make it already! Just wait 3 minutes, okay?”

     “Yah! Just make sure it’s worth waiting! Or else---“

     “He’s gonna feed it to Ddangkoma!”Yesung-Oppa blurted out, cutting Shindong.

     “Who says I’m gonna do that, huh?!”Shindong-Oppa complained.

     “Me! Why? Got a problem, fatty?”challenged Yesung.

     “Hey! I’ve already lose a lot of weight! I’m not fat anymore! Well, just a little chubby!”

     “Your stomach says otherwise. You look like a 5-months old pregnant woman.”

     “Yah! That’s the last straw! I’m gonna kill yooouuuuuuu!”

    “Ahhhhhhh! I’m just joking hyung! NOOOOOO!!! ANDY HELP MEEEEE!”

    “What? No! Don’t inclu-Akkhh! Get off of me Kim Yesung! Or else we will be both dead to shindong-oppa! Oh no, here he co- Aaaahhhhh!”

  “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

     *BLAAAAAGGHHHHH!*

Gods...and...Goddesses....Please...Help me....Kill....these...two....idiotic...people!