A/N: Lotto is out and just hot damn it is good like wow baekhyun went full bedroom eyes mode, srsly pls save it for chanyeol kid -_-

anyway still sorta incoherent so here, have an insanely cute and fluffy (and short oops) chapter in which luhan is an adorable drunk and sehun is whipped (but he dont know it)

xxx

Sehun's POV

After struggling with the drunk idiot for approximately ten minutes, I finally get him to stand (with much struggling). 

He wails at the top of his lungs, screeching profanities at me in Chinese, and I whine to myself, wishing I never picked up the phone.

This is not how I wanted to spend my first day back.

"Sehunnieeeee,"

"What."

"Sehunnieeeeeeeee,"

"..."

"Carry me."

He pouts at me, reaching his hands out and making grabby hands.

I scoff.

"I'm not carrying . I'm driving you home and not seeing you again till Monday."

"Whyyy?"

"Because you're irritating and I don't like you."

There's silence, where Luhan goes completely limp in my arms. His eyes widen and start to water, lip trembling. I take a step back in alarm, squeaking.

"Waitwait stop, no- don't cry you're a grown man, oh my god!"

He stops wailing and stills again, looking up at me hopefully.

"Does that mean you'll carry me?"

I stare at him blankly for a long moment, before deadpanning.

"No."

He pouts again, this time grumpily.

"Meanie."

I simply start walking to the car, knowing that he has nothing else to do than follow me.

"Well we're even cause you're a kid."

A smile starts to grow on my face as, sure enough, I hear his footsteps behind me again. I glance back to see him dragging his feet against the ground behind me with a grumpy frown on his face. There's an odd fluttering feeling in my chest as he blows a strand of hair out of his eyes huffily. I shake it away.

He soon scurries forward so that he walks side-by-side with me, and I notice that his pout has disappeared, to make way for the