It was a normal Thursday morning at a normal high school, where a normal science lecture was taking place. Sort of.

Scrawled on the board, was the question ‘Which came first, the chicken or the egg?’

“Can anyone tell me why Mr Oh is incorrect in his statement?” Luhan smiles smugly as he addresses the class. Before a student can raise their hand, Sehun speaks up, cutting him off. “Yes, as Mr Lu obviously doesn’t have the capacity to know.” The students snigger, and Luhan not-so-subtly flips him off, mouthing ‘ you.’ Sehun simply smirks, mouthing back ‘Language.’

One of the students raises his hand timidly, wondering if it’s safe to interrupt the teachers’ ‘discussion’. They both turn on him with slightly wild expressions, and he flinches. “Um…isn’t this question already thought to be unanswerable?” Luhan and Sehun both snort at the exact same time, both saying “He started it.” in unison. Two of the girls begin to whisper at the back of the room, giggling about something. The two men’s heads snap up. “You two.” Luhan says. They look up at him. “Get up.” They timidly get to their feet, and Sehun gives them a sickly smile, beckoning them to come near him. They quietly shuffle to the front, clinging to each other. He simply holds out his hand. “Phones.” They both gulp, before handing up their phones.

Sehun tosses one to Luhan, who proceeds to read a line out from the phone in his hand. “Omg, did you see those two this morning?” He imitates in a high-pitched voice. A few sniggers are heard. Sehun continues the conversation from his line. “Omo yes, they’re so cute together.” Luhan raises an eyebrow, before reading the next line. “They even have a ship name! Kyaa!” Sehun snorts at Luhan’s line before turning back to the screen to read his part. “Omg really? What is it?” Luhan looks to the phone and begins to read out. “Yeah, it’s Hunhan!” Luhan looks up from the phone with a bemused expression. “What the hell is Hunhan?” he’s dropped the high-pitched voice now. No one answers, leaving the classroom in awkward silence. Sehun and Luhan walk over to the two girls, who automatically shrink back, as one would when being confronted by two undeniably good-looking men. A lot of the students had developed crushes on either one (or sometimes both) of the two, seeing as the between the students and the tw