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Complicated relationship
Tuesday 28th Oct 10:08 am
Papa: Chanya is still calling me dad
Mama: Wow Chanya
Papa: Don't embarrass me Chanya!
Papa: She's older than me
Mama: Hahaha
Papa: SHE IS OLDER THAN BOTH OF US
Mama: Adopted child 
Mama: U can leave with Chanya and I can be a single pringle
Papa: She's yours!!!
Mama: No she's urs!
Mama: Not mine
Mama: Urs!
Papa: No she's yours!!! It was your idea to adopt that... THING
Papa: *places hands over Chanya's ears* I DONT NEED HER
Mama: I DONT WANT HER
Papa: psstt
Papa: I got a plan
Mama: what is it?
Papa: let's go out for a picnic and dump her in the park the we'll fly to Europe!
Mama: YESS
Papa: CHANYAAAAAAAA
Mama: LETS GO TO EUROPE
Papa: YOU HEARD NOTHING
Mama: CHANYA!!
Papa: BUT BEFORE WE DO... WE MUST HAVE A FAMILY PICNIC TOGETHER
Papa: LOTS OF FAMILY FUN
Papa: DONT MAKE ME FEEL THE GENEFEELOLOGIST
Mama: FAMILY FOREVER
Mama: CHANYA YOU NEED A GENEFEELOLOGIST 
Papa: YOUR BALLS ARE BROKEN
Papa: YOU DONT HAVE ANY
Mama: WE CAN GET YOU A PRIVATE ONE
Papa: A PERSON NEEDS BALLS... EXCEPT SIAN AND I
Mama: u need balls
Mama: i don't
Chanya: GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING
Mama: A LOT
Chanya: MAMA AND PAPA WHY
Mama: ITS OK CHILD
Tuesday 28th Oct 4:04 pm
Chanya: IT IS NOT 'OK'
Chanya: YOU GUYS WERE PLANNING ON LEAVING ME IN EUROPE
Papa: Europe is a beautiful place
Chanya: YOU WERE PLANNING ON LEAVING ME
Chanya: Happy 4:20
Papa: 🎉Happy 5:10🎊
Mama: Europe is a beautiful place
Mama: And u would never know we were gone!
Papa: There are so many other fish in that European sea
Papa: HAPPY 5:25
Mama: and so many parents too
Tuesday 28th October 7:34
Chanya: so you guys are gonna let somebody else adopt me
Papa: yeah... No one in this country has the time for you...and Europe is much bigger than Australia
Chanya: (A/N: Check media)
Mama: So true

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