You see that man, pacing on the phone in the rain as I casually sit down on the bench waiting to be sent home? He's not my sugar daddy, he's just a man with a lot of money and a child who I talk to occasionally and meet up and we go get coffee from the place he made me lose my job from because he looks a lot like my ex--boyfriend. And now I'm jobless, and I'm boyfriendless and I have a record on me because I got into a street fight with him, my life is ruined and it'shis fault, and he knows j

“The art of rap is deceptive. It seems so straightforward and personal and real that people read it completely literally, as raw testimony or autobiography. ― 

-You're Gonna Have to Click it To Find Out, I really can't explain what's about to happen-   

See people always thought the SM in SMENTERTAINMENT stood for Lee Sooman. Well, you're wrong. This is a collection of Rated M stories that you can read in your leisure about your favourite idols doing bad and naughty things .-. 

"Here's another story of a whalien. Someone who travels the world alone, alienated by people around them. Alone, sadness filling a lock. This is my personal song.  This song is about not wanting to feel alone anymore, unloved and unnoticed. And when people try to save me.. I will already be gone. It's way too late for me.  "    

(Series of One Shots) A compliation of photos, text messages, snapchat photos and jokes from some of our weird fandoms. ♥

< One Shot > When he came into the studio, he knew that what he wrote in the red notebook was going to be the end of someone's rapping career. He had bars that like no one could compare. He knew that they were gonna have to call to the fire department, he was going set the place on fire with his rap. He called it 1 Verse. It was the 1 verse to end all careers and any shot for EXO's Chanyeol to come out as a solo rapper.   Definitely Crack, it's Definitely Crack.

And with the simple strum of his guitar, he was able to make a sound so heavenly, that even the Angels has to stop to listen to him play. Babies stopped crying and started giggling, smiling. Music so heart warming and soul cleansing, can take someone's breath away.   

A girl acquires special voodoo dolls for each foster home she goes too. She is now being fostered by Chanyeol, Kyungsoo and Kai and taking a liking to them, playing with dolls that matches their personality. As she plays with them while Chanyeol, Kyungsoo and Kai are away, weird things start happening to them.

Everything is weird for our hyungs. How can you go a day without normailty? If you didn't think the box was weird enough, Tao and Xiumin gets into fighting tourney. Sehun and Luhan gets trapped in the box. . . Again! Kris and Kai starts an eating contest, Lay goes into an interview for a job. Baekhyun and D.O gets stuck in a elevator. Chen gets kid

Life as an ABK isn't really nice. Despite being really handsome, Lee Taemin can never seem to get a long with anybody.He's always being made fun of, whether it because he was American or whether he was a failed Korean. His english never really quite suit him and his Korean is slurred making it some what harder speaking up or to other people. Overall, if it wasn't the American  stereotypes he was getting it was the Korean stereotypes. And to him, that isn't fair. On a extremely weird encount

  Everyone needs someone in their life.

Sometimes everyone gets that feeling when they are alone. That there is no one by there side and that they have to face the world alone. Its a sad feeling. No one has to be alone. You don't have to stay, but I never wanted you to go. Baekhyun and Kai realize that when someone they love leaves their lifes forever that maybe, they aren't gone forever.