“awww… that’s so sweet of you baby, though, I don’t like your way but still” Taeyeon sweetly said and hugs me after I explained the reason behind that wet . I told them the whole story not leaving any commas and periods not even exclamation or question marks. That’s how honest I am to my lovely TAeyeon.

I need to clean my name before Jessica unnie decided to break us apart.

Or decided to kill me with her bare cat-like hands. Not to mention the long nails she has.

I hug Taeyeon back while my eyes are close and smiling like a huge idiot.

I close my eyes so I won’t see the glaring Jessica---memon. She’s my living nightmare. A living demon that’s why she’s Jessica---memon. Jessica + Demon = Jessica---memon. Brilliant Tiffany.

Ahhh! Dear God! Why did you give my baby a sister like Jessica unnie? You can give Seohyun, the little genius girl with nice attitude, or Yoona, the shiksin alligator, or Dara, the vampire, why Jessica unnie?

 Taeyeon broke our hug and kiss me on my cheeks.

And she kissed me while Jessica unnie is with us.

Huh! Tiffany wins!

One point for the great Hwang Tiffany!

“you know that I will do everything for you baby right?” I said. Taeyeon nodded and I hug her again.

I smile teasingly at Jessica unnie who in return, act like she will punch me on my face. My precious face.

We broke our hug and Jessica unnie walk closer to her sister that is my girlfriend and my future wife. “I’ll let this pass because you did that for Taeyeon. Tonight go in our house and have dinner. I’ll cook” Jessica unnie said in between her glares.

What a nice way to invite a guest over dinner and what more is… I’m her sister’s girlfriend.

“and you baby girl…” Jessica unnie look at Taeyeon with loving stare, “I’ll give you the list of ingredients for our dinner tonight and bring that cave master to help you with the groceries”

Cave master?

Me?

Cave Lord is better.

Jessica unnie peck on Taeyeon’s cheek ad left us after getting nod from Taeyeon as an answer.

Before Jessica unnie totally leave us alone she pinches my arm… hard! Very hard!

“ouch!!”

She pinched me like I’m kind a bread.

I know I’m yummy.

I know.

That’s why lots of girls are always coming offering themselves.

“is it hurt baby?” Taeyeon ask as she caresses my arm softly.

I pout and nodded with my head hung low.

I should get revenge later.

Eye for an eye. Pinch for a pinch.

‘aww… sorry baby. Jessica unnie is like a crab when she pinch”

Taeyeon kiss my arm that has been brutally pinched by her sister.

Damn!! it really feels good.

Arm-gasm.!

If there’s , EARGASM, then definitely there is ARMGASM. I just experienced it.

Can Taeyeon do it one more time?

Usually when I’m on my expedition exploring caves I always do it at least 5 rounds? And if the cave is then I’ll go for 10 rounds and leave if I’m sure that the entrance of the cave is big.

So… what I’m trying to say is I want Taeyeon to kiss my arm again.

Armgasm again!

I enjoyed the kiss but Jessica unnie should’ve pinched me on my lips.

You know… for talking about . of other girls.

Or should I talk about Taeyeon’s ? Maybe if I did that Jessica unnie will punch me on my mouth then Taeyeon will kiss me, a French kiss maybe or American kiss or European kiss or Italian kiss or Japanese kiss or Cana