I wish!

Description: Kai had a loving life with Yixing, and he lived with no regrets...until the day. This is a cracky-crack drabble.

Kai woke up in the morning beside the love of his life, Yixing. He admired the features of his partner in the morning light, all soft and wet with drool. Sigh. 

He loved Yixing to no end, and considered himself the luckiest man on earth. He was completely satisfied with where he was at the moment. He couldn't wish for anything more. If he died today, he would go happy, without regrets.

He would have liked to watch Yixing for a while longer, and maybe even trace the other's features, but nature called...Hard.

Kai got up and made his way to the washroom. His poop usually took him about 15 minutes but today just after 4 minutes he heard a squeak from Yixing and then a thump.

Kai chuckled to himself thinking that maybe Yixing fell out of the bed again. The elder was so cute with his clumsiness and all. But something changed Kai's mind the next moment. He heard a slithering sound. That definitely was not Yixing.

He jumped on his toilet seat when he heard Yixing scream.

He stopped himself mid poop and screamed for Yixing, asking if the other was all right. But no response came.

Kai cleaned himself up as quickly as possible and rushed out. His heart dropped when he saw a bloody Yixing on the floor, being held from by the neck by a snake-bull hybrid. He screamed "NOOOO" as he saw his lover's broken, limp body being tossed aside. He continued screaming as the creature charged towards him and rammed his body with its horns before tossing him to where Yixing's body lay.

Kai cried as he put his arms around Yixing one final time and hugged him; one final regret ringing through his mind-

He wished he had pooped it all!

WELL I AM SORRY IF YOU DIDNT LIKE IT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? POOP!

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