how rowgentlydownurdream and peasantOTP met

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How two exo fangirls met, and their crack filled adventures that followed. Also, goats are extremely important. Don't let the society tell you otherwise. 

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Seriously, this is a super crack one shot. You have been warned.

This story was written to quench superfluffycat's curiosity. I know, i know; curiosity killed the cat... don't worry, superfluffycat is still alive and well (not sure about the last part).

also dedicated to peasantOTP (obviously).

Disclaimer: This story was written just for a bit of fun. Not planning on starting a debate about meat rights. Your meal plan is your business, not mine. 

Foreword

"Hi! I wanna **** Jongin"

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PeasentOTP #1
Chapter 1: To this day I have no idea why this story is not on the main page. THIS IS LITERATURE. THIS IS GOLD. HOLY . SOMEONE DONATE THEIR BAEKSOO TO THIS AUTHOR! ING WORK OF ART. I LOVE IT!
PeasentOTP #2
Chapter 1: I will forever love this.
PeasentOTP #3
(๑>ᆺ<๑) (๑>ෆ<๑) baeksoo forever!
PeasentOTP #4
Chapter 1: This is maybe the 60th time I'm reading this and omg, I can't stop laughing. I'm still at the earwax part.
And I'll have you know I clean my ears out.

And yes, we ARE both erts for Exo.
mmmhmmm
SuperFluffyCat #5
Chapter 1: Aiya. This is the first time something's ever been dedicated to me. ;u; *sniffles*
And to think it all started with a question.

Curiosity killed the cat('s brain cells).
SuperFluffyCat #6
AAAAAAAAH IT'S HEEEEEE~
*happy squeeing*

OMG goat is one of the tags.
PeasentOTP #7
THE FOREWORD IS MY LIFE THO

OMFG

I'M TRYING NOT TO RAISE THE DEAD FROM MY LAUGHTER


HOLY ING

SATAAAANNNNNNN
PeasentOTP #8
I have been down voting and up voting this constantly because I can.

Also because I wish I could up vote this more than once

And since I can't, I came up with the next best thing.

*obsessively clicks over an dover and over*
PeasentOTP #9
MAY MY GOOD FRIEND SATAN BESTOW ALL THINGS BAEKSOO AND BAEKHYUN AND KYUNGSOO UPON YOU!

THE FEELS ARE SO REAL!

CAN WE REC THIS?!?!?
LIKE, PLEASE!

MY BODY IS READY FOR THIS STORY!
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