Hyerin: It’s getting quiet here

Jihyun: We chat everyday, when is it ever quiet?

Hwajae: By the way, I never got to ask, how did you know Baekhyun?

Kyungsoo: He always seems to appear around Jihyun

Kai: Dude, are you jealous

Kyungsoo: Psh no

Kris: He is

Sookyu: Ooh who is Baekhyun?

Jihyun: Baekhyun was my senior in elementary and middle school, and I got to contact him again during that singing competition. It’s like we’re fated!

Kyungsoo: It’s just coincidence

Kai: Definitely jealous

Jihyun: Well we exchanged numbers anyway, so we’ll definitely be contacting each other

Kyungsoo: Without me??

Jihyun: You don't even know him that well

Kyungsoo: You don't exactly know him very well either

Jihyun: That’s why I’m going to contact him

Kyungsoo: Why can’t I make a new friend?

Hyerin: Break it up, you two!

Jihyun: Fine we can arrange a meeting together

Kyungsoo: Give me the details then we can go :D

Jihyun: Are you serious

Ji ae: And Hyerin’s plea went completely ignored

Kai: Hyung’s been very overprotective lately, what’s happening??

Kyomi: He’s becoming overly possessive

Ji ae: Or overly-attached like that girl on the internet

Kyungsoo: I’m just ensuring her safety in case this Bacon guy tries to do anything funny

Jihyun: He’s not that kind of person

Kyungsoo: That’s what you said when you went for that party before summer ended

Jihyun: That was a totally different person

Hyerin: Stop fighting!

Jihyun: We’re not fighting, we’re just reasoning

Kai: Though I’m feeling a lot of anger

Hwajae: Calm down people, we can talk about something other than Baekhyun

Eunmi: Don't fight!! ><

Jihyun: Ugh forget the meeting, I’ll just chat with him

Kyungsoo: Why??

Jihyun: Because you’re being immature and because he’s my friend. What? Are you going to limit the people I text now?

Kyungsoo: I didn't say that, you can text whoever you like

Jihyun: Good, because I’m talking to him right now

Kyungsoo: Why are you so bent on talking to him?

Jihyun: Because I want to reconcile with my old friend. What’s wrong with that??

Hyerin: Okay, now Jihyun gets to talk to whoever she wants, and Kyungsoo can also meet them, that way satisfies both parties

Hwajae: Yeah it’s not a huge issue, work it out

Ji ae: Now apologise to each other and make up

Kai: *make out

Hwajae: Don't be disgusting

Jihyun: I’m sorry

Kyungsoo: I’m sorry too

Kai: Now kiss

Hwajae: Jesus Christ I swear one more time and that’s the end for you

Kai: Okay…

Ji ae: Don't limit his imagination, it might do him good in the future

Hwajae: I don't see anything good with having a erted mind

Kris: He can be good in bed?

Kyomi: He can be a star?

Hwajae: What the hell

Ji ae: EW

Hyori: YES, EW

Kai: Hyung I never imagined you would say that about me, and no, I’m not going to be a star

Ji ae: Well now we know who else has a erted mind

Hwajae: Hyori you better be careful because Kris might just eat you up whole like a wolf

Hyerin: Oh my god Kyomi, I never thought you were one to say that kind of stuff

Hyori: He’s not going to eat people up, that’s cannibalism

Hwajae: The stupidity is strong with this one

Ji ae: She’s just trying to evade the issue

Hyori: I’m not stupid!!

Hwajae: Then explain why you have been stalking Kris’ profile for the past seven days

Hyori: It’s not seven, it’s just three

Ji ae: OH

Hyori: Oh wait

Kris: You stalk me?

Hwajae: What did I say?

Kris: It’s okay, I stalked you too

Ji ae: OHOHO

Sookyu: Another ship has sailed!

Eunmi: Stalker&Stalkee ship!

Ji ae: They have so many variations of ship names

Hwajae: All of you creepy people, who knows who else you stalked?

Kyomi: What if she stalked every one of us before? :O

Kai: Kris-hyung, did you actually stalk us??

Kris: No I didn't

Kai: Phew, for one second I thought I was going to get slaughtered by you

Jihyun: Please don't slaughter him, leave the dirty work to us

Ji ae: She means to say she wants to kill him before you do

Kai: Just try to catch me

Hyerin: We can use Hwajae for overcoming that

Hwajae: Why me??

Hyerin: Because you’re his girlfriend?

Hwajae: Count me out

Kyomi: Too late, you’re in no matter what your choice is

Kris: Why is this group about abusing poor Kai (slapping and slaughtering)?