Hyerin: I’m bored, let’s play Truth or Dare!

Eunmi: Yay!

Kyomi: Asker will be the next answerer!

Hyerin: Answers must be truthful! No lying!

Jihyun: Wait I didn't agree to this

Kyomi: Jihyun will start!

Jihyun: I knew it

Kyungsoo: Just a heads up, I’m with Kai right now

Kai: Doesn't make a difference

Kyungsoo: It makes a world of difference

Kyomi: So Jihyun, do you think that Squishy has a squishy ?

Jihyun: This again?

Kyomi: Answer it

Jihyun: A little…

Ji ae: OHOHO

Kai: Kyungsoo’s secretly liking this

Kyungsoo: No I’m not

Kai: So you’d rather she think you have a flat ?

Kyungsoo: I didn't say that

Kai: Okay, case closed

Hyerin: Kyomi, what’s the name of the guy you’re dating?

Kyomi: Oh no not that

Hyerin: Too late to back out now

Kyomi: Jungtae

Eunmi: Ooh!

Kyungsoo: Hyerin, what were your intentions for creating this chat group?

Ji ae: That question is boring

Hyerin: To bring Squishycookies and Jongjae together!

Hyori: That was redundant

Kyungsoo: No, but why seriously?

Hyerin: Because I ship you guise so hard

Ji ae: Kyungsoo’s turn to answer!

Sookyu: Can I ask the question?

Hyerin: Sure!

Sookyu: Kyungsoo, did you have any dirty thoughts about Jihyun before?

Jihyun: What the hell

Kyungsoo: Yes, I did

Kyomi: KYUNGSOO HAS SPOKEN

Kai: I bet he has dirty thoughts about her every minute

Kyungsoo: I have hormones too

Jihyun: That doesn't sound like Kyungsoo at all

Kai: Well, he could be one of those wolves hiding underneath sheep’s skin

Kyungsoo: WHAT IS GOING ON?! I DID NOT TYPE THOSE

Jihyun: It was Kai, wasn't it?

Kai: No

Kyungsoo: I left my phone with him for fifteen seconds and that’s what he does

Sookyu: So since you’re back, give us a truthful answer

Kyungsoo: No I didn't

Kai: Liar

Kyungsoo: Kai’s the one who has dirty thoughts about Hwajae

Hwajae: Don't drag me into this, mister

Kyungsoo: You can’t prove he didn't

Hwajae: We can’t prove you didn't either

Jihyun: Next question!

Ji ae: Do you have a boyfriend?

Sookyu: Um no

Ji ae: I thought you did…

Sookyu: That was the past

Hyori: Time to ask Ji ae a question! Do you like anyone in school?

Ji ae: No

Hyerin: Be truthful!

Ji ae: Entrance exams are taking all of my time, and besides, I have no interest in the boys in our school

Hwajae: I can see why

Jihyun: But the boys in our school aren’t bad looking

Kyungsoo: Are they better-looking than me??

Jihyun: Nah, you’re still the best

Kai: Do you smell vinegar?

Kyomi: Someone’s jealous~

Sookyu: Very jealous~

Kyungsoo: No I’m not

Kyomi: We didn't say it was you

Kai: You took the bait bro

Kyungsoo: What did I ever do to you people?

Hwajae: Hyori, it’s a known fact that you’re anti-social, but which guy friend is closest to you?

Jihyun: Ouch

Ji ae: But it’s true that she doesn't talk to any guys at all

Hyori: I have no close guy friends

Hwajae: Closest

Hyori: They’re all equally as close, and by that I mean not close at all

Jihyun: We should introduce more guys to her

Hyerin: Yes, we should

Kai: Hyung, you know that guy Kris? I think they look pretty compatible together

Hyori: Please do not

Kyungsoo: Now that you say it, they do look pretty good together

Hyori: I will kill all of you

Jihyun: Hyori is rarely this expressive

Kai: Well, if you ever want his number, I can give it to you :D

Hyori: No thanks

Kai: Image
In case you change your mind

Jihyun: Whoa he’s hot!

Eunmi: So handsome!!

Kai: He’s foreign too

Kyungsoo: Is he hotter than me???

Jihyun: Why are you comparing yourself to others? You know I love you the most <3

Kai: I smell more vinegar

Kyomi: Jealousy, jealousy everywhere

Sookyu: Yes, agreed

Hwajae: Please save your lovey-dovey messages for somewhere else

Jihyun: Yeah okay fine

Eunmi: How much has Jongjae progressed? ><

Hwajae: Not much

Eunmi: Please be more specific!

Hwajae: Furthest is just holding hands

Jihyun: Oh really?

Hwajae: Really

Kai: That’s true

Jihyun: Okay then

Kyungsoo: Kai please ask Eunmi something so we can ask you something too

Kai: Why would I do that?

Kyungsoo: Just do it god damn it

Kai: I don't even know her well!

Jihyun: I’ll ask this round then. How are you and that guy you keep talking about?

Eunmi: Just chat partners, that’s all!

Jihyun: Hm

Kai: Now I get to ask Jihyun!

Jihyun: Oh no

Kai: How many children do you plan on having with Kyungsoo?

Hyerin: Children!

Kyomi: Kids!

Kyungsoo: Why

Kai: Answer it!

Jihyun: I don't know?

Kai: You can't say that

Kyungsoo: Minimum three, I think that should answer your question

Kai: I asked Jihyun

Jihyun: Whatever Kyungsoo said

Kai: Whoa minimum three? I foresee lots of baby-making time

Jihyun: What the hell you ert

Ji ae: So what’s the maximum?

Jihyun: That’s another question already, I’m not obliged to answer

Ji ae: Squishycookies is going to be a very ually-active couple in the future

Jihyun: What why how

Kyungsoo: It’s only three kids

Sookyu: “Only three”

Jihyun: Three kids is no big deal

Kyungsoo: So Kai, how many kids do you plan to have?

Kai: Is it my turn to answer?

Ji ae: Yes

Kai: Depends

Jihyun: On Hwajae?

Hwajae: One, maximum, I can’t take pain

Hyori: That’s what you say now

Jihyun: She’s definitely having more than one

Hwajae: You’re not me, you can’t decide what I do with my life

Kai: I want to ask hyung something then

Kyungsoo: Oh wow, we’re done with everyone and isn’t it getting late? We should end this and go to sleep now

Kai: It’s only 9pm

Hwajae: Sly boy

Kyungsoo: Goodnight

Ji ae: What

Sookyu: Are you seriously going to sleep now?

Kyomi: He’s still online

Kai: Must be chatting with Jihyun

Jihyun: He said he’s not going to answer any question Kai asks

Kai: But I was just going to ask the maximum number of children he wanted

Jihyun: He said as many

Kai: Can’t he reply me here??

Ji ae: Definitely lots of baby-making time