Hyerin: Let's talk about personal talents today

Hyori: Finally, a chat without ships

Jihyun: Don't worry, it'll get there

Kyomi: We all know you're eager, Hyori

Hyori: No I'm not

Kai: My personal talent is dance

Jihyun: And making Hwajae irritated

Hwajae: True that

Kyungsoo: If Kai's is dance, then mine is singing

Kris: I can sing, dance and rap

Kai: You dance like you have two left feet

Kris: No I don't

Kyungsoo: Yes you do

Kai: Well you can't free-style

Kris: But I can dance

Hyerin: My personal talent is the profound knowledge of the Korean language

Jihyun: She gets such high scores, nobody knows how

Sookyu: I can spy very well, and I can sass people too

Hyerin: Our fan club photographer!

Kyomi: Yay!

Jihyun: Then there's Hyori who wants to grow a garden when she gets older

Ji ae: Is it wrong of me to picture her as an old lady with a straw hat under the hot sun holding her vegetables like they are trophies??

Sookyu: With Kris beside her!

Jihyun: It's not, I had the same imagery

Hyori: It's an INTEREST, not an actual job I'm going to expand on

Hwajae: Still

Jihyun: I'm fairly interested in those sweet leaves though

Hyori: They're awesome, with health benefits and is so much healthier than sugar

Jihyun: Can you imagine a cafe with a box of sweet leaves replacing the sugar box, and then when people want to sweeten their coffee, you tell them that the leaves are the sweeteners?

Ji ae: Your business will collapse after just a short while

Sookyu: They'll be like "are you crazy??"

Jihyun: I can just imagine their faces

Hyerin: Are we still on the topic of personal talents?

Jihyun: Oops, we go off-topic so easily

Hwajae: Jihyun goes off-topic easily, not us

Jihyun: That's not completely true

Sookyu: "Not completely true"

Hyerin: How about we talk about each other’s talents instead?

Ji ae: Do you want to watch the world burn?

Kai: Kris has this ability to cause girls' ovaries to explode

Jihyun: Ew

Kai: He really does

Jihyun: Well no one's ovaries are exploding, except one maybe

Hyori: Mine doesn't

Jihyun: We didn't say it was you, unless it is

Sookyu: She’s indirectly admitting it

Hyori: It's not

Hwajae: And Jihyun’s talent is to deny everything

Jihyun: No

Hwajae: See what I mean?

Jihyun: Damn it

Hyori: And you say I’m not very smart

Eunmi: I can match make people very well!

Hyori: Of course you do

Eunmi: I can help bring Kyori together too!

Jihyun: That’s the triggering point of ships

Sookyu: And I can take photos of them progressing!

Hyori: Why

Hwajae: No seriously, Hyori has been more vocal ever since she met Kris

Hyori: We haven’t actually met

Kris: Just chatting

Jihyun: Hyori can join Kris’ derp squad!

Kris: I don't have a derp squad

Jihyun: Then explain the huge amount of derp photos taken of you

Kris: Where did you find them??

Kyungsoo: My gallery, I have an infinite number of your derp pictures

Kyomi: Now Kyungsoo sounds like a creeper

Kris: Still not admitting

Ji ae: The cool guy never reveals his own flaws

Hwajae: He’s not cool, he’s old

Kris: Will you stop?? I thought age doesn't matter in this group?

Hwajae: Well it matters when you meet Hyori and actually start dating her

Hyori: No one is dating anyone

Kai: Squishycookies and Jongjae?

Hyori: Except you four

Hyerin: Talents, people

Kyomi: It’s always so hard to stay on one topic in this group

Hwajae: With people like Jihyun

Jihyun: And Hwajae

Kai: And Kai!

Kyungsoo: Are you high?

Hwajae: No, he was texting with a poker face

Sookyu: So you two are together right now?

Kai: Yes

Ji ae: I think the personal talents topic can be thrown aside, with all the derailing of topics

Jihyun: Oh no you don't

Hwajae: You can’t escape our analysis

Ji ae: Yes I can

Hwajae: Ji ae has a knack for writing fanfiction, and drawing fan art

Kai: ?

Ji ae: No

Hwajae: You were hoping it, weren’t you?

Kai: No I wasn't

Sookyu: It’s obvious he is

Hwajae: You dirty-minded ert

Kai: I really wasn't!!

Kyungsoo: Lies

Kai: Okay maybe a bit

Hwajae: I KNEW IT

Kai: But what’s wrong with it?

Jihyun: Actually yeah, what’s wrong with it?

Eunmi: (Jihyun secretly reads them too)

Jihyun: No I don't!

Kris: She’s learning the ways in bed so their first time will be amazing

Ji ae: O.O

Kyomi: O.O

Hyori: O.O

Kai: Wow hyung I never knew you were this erted

Jihyun: He overtook Kai in the erts chart

Hwajae: And Hyori should learn self-defence

Ji ae: I think she should seriously beware of this guy

Kris: I’m 24 this year, you guys are just not used to adult talk

Kyomi: Then I would never want to know about this adult talk

Sookyu: Hyori wants to!

Kai: She wants to get physical too

Kyungsoo: Are you two trying to vie for the top place in the erts chart?

Jihyun: Definitely

Hyerin: How did the conversation escalate into this?!

Jihyun: Hyerin is pissed

Hyerin: Someone please continue

Hwajae: I would say that Jihyun is very outgoing

Kai: And Kyungsoo is pretty shy around girls so it's a wonder how they are together despite the differences

Eunmi: Opposites attract!

Kyungsoo: I'm not shy!

Kai: Do you remember that time when I introduced a girl to you and you were so nervous you didn't speak a word to her?

Jihyun: HAHA

Hyori: Not sure if that's sarcastic or genuine

Jihyun: It's sarcastic, he wasn't that shy when talking to me

Kyungsoo: That's because our meeting was a coincidence instead of a planned date, so I had lesser things to worry about

Ji ae: That’s awfully blunt

Hwajae: And surprisingly, she was super shy when she first met Kyungsoo and was extremely nervous

Eunmi: Aw! <3

Hyerin: So on their first meeting, they displayed the complete opposite of their own initial personalities?

Hwajae: Yes

Eunmi: So much chemistry!

Sookyu: You two even changed personalities just to suit each other unintentionally!

Jihyun: No we didn't, bunch of lies

Hwajae: Admit it Jihyun, you fangirled over Kyungsoo for a long time and you didn't dare to strike up any conversations with him

Kyungsoo: She fangirled over me?

Kai: Yes she did

Jihyun: I didn't even say anything to you Kai, how did you know?

Sookyu: “How did you know”, means she did fangirl over him

Jihyun: Damn it

Hyerin: So who hasn't had their personal talents revealed?

Hyori: Hwajae, Kyomi, Raemi, Soojoon and me

Ji ae: I already said you were good at gardening

Hyori: Very well then

Jihyun: Hwajae has the ability to break Kai’s heart at the rate of 4-5 heartbreaks per day

Hwajae: No I don't

Jihyun: Do you think Kai is good-looking?

Hwajae: No

Jihyun: There goes his heart shattering again

Sookyu: But he’s good-looking

Ji ae: We all think that, but Hwajae just denies it

Kyungsoo: She actually thinks he’s the most handsome guy in the country

Hwajae: No I don't, stop putting words in my mouth

Jihyun: *listens to the sound of Kai’s heart breaking again*

Kai: It’s okay, as long as we love each other, nothing else matters

Eunmi: Aw! <3<3

Sookyu: So sweet!

Hwajae: Ugh when have you become so cheesy?

Kyungsoo: Ever since he met you

Hwajae: More like ever since he met Jihyun because she’s the cheesy one

Jihyun: I have something to confess

Kris: You went to second base?? Or even third??

Jihyun: WHAT THE HELL NO

Kyungsoo: Ew Kris ew

Ji ae: I just searched up what second and third base was, and now I can’t un-see it

Hyori: Good for you

Ji ae: Keep your ship partner in check, miss!

Hyori: I deny the ship

Sookyu: You can’t deny ships

Hyerin: But what’s Jihyun confession?

Jihyun: I wanted to say that I’ve been teaching Kai cheesy lines for a long time now

Kris: Oh

Ji ae: Kai can never beat Kris in the erts chart

Hyerin: Kyomi is pretty erted too

Kyomi: No

Hyerin: She makes sick jokes in class, and they’re funny

Hwajae: Raemi bakes heavenly cheesecakes

Ji ae: Cheese

Hyori: It’s the only thing she can focus on

Raemi: Well thanks for the compliment

Ji ae: All of us love your cheesecakes

Raemi: I’ll make some for you all next time

Kyomi: Yay!! Food!!

Sookyu: Cheesecake!

Jihyun: Soojoon is actually very helpful in class, he helps me when I don't understand some concepts

Soojoon: You’re welcome

Jihyun: Yes, I thank you very much

Hwajae: Do you realise this is the only time when every single member is here chatting?

Jihyun: Oh yeah I just did

Hyerin: Squishycookies unites people!

Kai: What about Jongjae?

Hwajae: Don't go around advertising our ship!

Sookyu: There’s Kyori too!

Jihyun: It’s nice to chat like that, I wish this will last forever