Kris: Can someone please tell me what this group is about now?

Sookyu: It’s about bringing you and Hyori together, simple as that

Jihyun: Yes

Kris: Okay, I barely know anyone here so can I have a self-introduction from each of you at least?

Hyori: Well you know me

Hwajae: Of course he knows you

Sookyu: I see what you did there

Kris: Self-introduction?

Hyerin: I’m Hyerin, the creator of this chat group

Kyungsoo: The start of all horrors

Jihyun: Don't be rude!

Hyerin: We’re all friends of Hyori

Jihyun: Jihyun here!

Kyungsoo: She’s my girl

Kris: Oh that Jihyun

Jihyun: So what does he say about me in front of you?

Kris: That he tries very hard to control himself around you

Kai: I knew it

Kyungsoo: Why did you

Jihyun: Okay…

Hwajae: Hwajae. I hate Jongin

Kai: But I love you babe!

Hwajae: I told you so many times NOT TO CALL ME THAT HERE

Kris: So Kai’s girlfriend? I’ve heard enough about you

Hwajae: What did he say??

Kris: You don't want to know

Jihyun: We want to know!

Kris: All of them dirty thoughts

Kyungsoo: I knew it

Jihyun: Kai is known to have an extremely dirty mind

Kai: No I don't

Hwajae: He does

Kai: Okay I do

Kyungsoo: You know I think Hwajae is the only one who can tame Kai, he listens to everything she says

Ji ae: That’s true. I’m Ji ae by the way

Kris: Horfun is nice

Ji ae: YES I know right!!

Sookyu: He’s implying that their pairing is nice

Jihyun: Ehem

Sookyu: I’m Sookyu!

Kyomi: I’m Kyomi, the co-creator of this chat group

Kris: Oh

Eunmi: Eunmi here!! ><><

Jihyun: Where’s Raemi and Soojoon?

Raemi: I’m here.

Hwajae: That was Raemi by the way

Soojoon: Well I’m the last one then

Ji ae: Soojoon, you mean

Soojoon: Yes

Kris: That’s a lot of members

Jihyun: And a hell lot of fun

Kris: How old are all of you?

Hyerin: Age doesn't matter in here!

Kris: It doesn't? Well I still want to know

Hyerin: Most of us are turning eighteen this year, if not already eighteen. Raemi’s nineteen and you know the guys

Kris: You are all so young

Kai: Which makes you a e

Kris: How does that make me a e??

Kai: Preying on young maidens

Hwajae: Like Hyori

Kris: Last time I checked I was suddenly added into this group without my consent

Kyungsoo: That’s precisely the point

Jihyun: This is the group’s specialty

Sookyu: Get used to it

Hyori: By the way, Hwajae said you’re old

Hwajae: When did I say that??

Hyori: Just yesterday before he was added in, I have a screenshot as proof

Ji ae: Jeez, you don't have to be that defensive

Jihyun: You’re giving yourself away, Hyori

Eunmi: There are so many couples now!!

Jihyun: Yes

Hyori: We’re not a couple

Kai: Yet

Kyungsoo: Does dating Hyori make you feel like a e?

Kris: I feel like this is a trick question

Hyori: That’s because it is

Kris: I will not answer that

Kyungsoo: Conscience is eating you up

Kai: We all know why you don't want to answer

Kris: Because it’s a trick question??

Hyori: Don't fall for it

Jihyun: This one is smart

Kris: Of course I’m smart

Hwajae: You’re also old

Kris: I’m not old!

Hwajae: Says the guy turning 24 this year and is the oldest among us

Jihyun: Hwajae is the second youngest in here

Kris: No wonder

Hwajae: No wonder what?

Kris: Is this what you guys usually talk about in here?

Ji ae: We talk about a lot of stuff

Sookyu: But mostly it starts with ships and ends with ships

Kris: That does not make sense

Jihyun: She means we talk about ships the most

Kris: You mean the one that can sail on sea?

Jihyun: I take back what I said about you being smart

Kris: But I am smart!

Jihyun: Our kind of ship is pairing two people together

Hyori: Like Jihyun and Kyungsoo is Squishycookies, Hwajae and Kai is Jongjae

Jihyun: Hyori and Kris is Kyori

Ji ae: Horfun!

Hyori: No

Kris: Okay I get it now

Kyomi: So now do you know your responsibilities in the ship??

Kris: Why am I in a ship?

Hyerin: To get you and Hyori together!

Kyungsoo: You can’t escape, just like us

Ji ae: Our predictions are almost always correct

Hyori: “Almost”

Sookyu: I volunteer to be your photographer on your dates!

Hyori: I don’t need a photographer

Ji ae: So you’re indeed going out on dates?

Jihyun: This one is not as smart

Hyori: I’m not!!

Kris: Trick questions everywhere

Kyungsoo: It’s okay, you’ll get used to it

Kai: I’ll be asking most of those questions

Kris: And I will not answer them. Simple

Jihyun: It’s hard not to fall for Kai’s tricks

Hyori: That is true

Kris: I’m okay, I’m smart

Kyungsoo: Boastful hyung