I arrived at the CF location two minutes earlier than my allotted time. I didn’t waste another precious time and started looking for my sasaeng fan who at the moment is the lead in this CF. This CF shooting is not included in her official solo activities posted in the fan café. 

Uhmmm…

Alright! Okay! I admit. I am a member of 2ne1 fancafe. I am a certified Blackjack. 

What? Before you accused me of anything, let me explain first okay.

The reason why I joined their fans club is to know her whereabouts. Even though Sandara is already an idol, she still is my most active and most notorious Sasaeng fan. As the saying goes, “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” 

Oh, so she’s filming for Cass Beer. The people behind Cass are going all out for this CF coz apparently they rented the whole place. I’m telling you, this place is like the most exclusive resort in this area. They have an infinity pool, amazing bars and cool amenities. The place is screaming luxury.

A guard stop me when I tried to enter the pool area. 

“Sorry Sir but this is a restricted area. There’s an on-going shooting inside.” Mr. Macho guard informed me with his macho voice.

“I’m here to see Director Lee. I’m his close friend.”  Mr. Macho guard is looking at me impatiently.

“Hmmm…. Originality please. You’re like the 100th person who used that alibi.” Mr. Macho guard cross his arms over his chest to emphasize his well-defined chest. He’s is tapping his foot on the floor.
 

“But I am director Lee’s friend. I just came here to say hi.”  I checked my watch and I wasted 15 minutes of my precious time already. Mr. Macho guard just raise his left eyebrows. I know my next move will cause pandemonium but I have no choice left.

“I’m Kim Jaejoong.”  I seriously told Mr. Macho Guard.  He freezes when he heard my name.

Kekeke…cool I just made another discovery.

People freezes when they hear my name. How cool is that?

“Puahahahaha!!!!Puahahahahaha!!!!” I saw Mr. Macho Guard clutching his belly while pointing at me.

Hmmm, excuse me but what is so funny?

“Puahahahahaah!!!! You’re Kim Jaejoong!!!! Puahahahahaaha” Mr. Macho guard is having a good time. I don’t know what’s so funny with my name.

“If you’re Kim Jaejoong, then I’m Won Bin.” Mr. Macho Guard told me.

“I’m Won Bin, Sandara Park’s future boyfriend.” He even added.

Define delusional.

Okay what better way to convince him than to show my face. So, I lowered my mask and showed him my immaculate handsome face. 

Voila, VIP access!!!!! The power of Kim jaejoong!!!

I went to the swimming pool area where they are currently shooting. There are so many extras for this CF. The atmosphere is very festive. Girls wearing bikinis and guys wearing trunks are everywhere. I wonder if Sandara is also wearing a swimsuit. 

An image of Sandara with red lipstick wearing a red two piece swimsuit while drinking Cass beer appeared on my mind. Something in my body twitched at the image. 

I swear, somebody must have possessed that part of my body for it to react to my Sasaeng aka Sandara Park that way. Seriously guys it’s not me who is going ert on Sandara. A lost soul who is into flat chested girls with cute little possessed my body for that fleeting moment. There is no way I am getting arouse by a girl with a non-existent ies.

I like my girl to have and TATS.

An image of Sandara in a red two peice swimsuit looking at me with raise eyebrows appeared again. Another series of twitching happened again.

Sheeeyyyyyiiiittt…I think my little man down there is having some twerking. (Now playing: Diplo – bubble )

Ohh…gaahhhdddd…I am being possessed again.

I shake my head to erase the image. 

Must fight this evil spirit within my body.  Must not think dirty thoughts.

I swear I saw Sandara in red two piece throw hear head back while laughing at me.

After successfully exorcizing the evil spirit who possessed my body, I look around to look for my Sasaeng. I think Sandara black magic is working on me again. I have to stop this pronto.

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