Ah... a fine day in the building of Big Hit ... all was quiet...

"YAH!!!!", a female staff exclaimed as she almost gets run over by...

"STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!" [Jin points at V and does a hair flip out of nowhere.]

"Why so serious?" [V responds back as he channels his inner joker while thickening his lipstick.]

"YOU DON'T FLIP MY DRESS UP AND NOT NOT TOUCH MY !" 

...

The lobby became quiet as...

...

"Is that Jin-sunbaenim...?"

whispers of trainees gathering at the scene could be heard from each corner of the lobby.

Things could not get any worse for the Bangtan Boys' image til...

"HALT RIGHT THERE VILLAINS!!!"

...

"Oh my god... what is he wearing..." [Jimin was trying to ignore the whole chaotic scenario as he strolls by the action taking place in hopes of escaping the building safely. But... he's had it up to here when the leader...]

[Jin and V look up the stairs and right at Rap Monster with shocked expressions.]

[Rap Monster descends the stairs in a sloppy manner while trying to hold his skirt down.] "IN THE NAME OF NAMJOON, I SHALL RAP AT YALL!"

"But your majesty... it is time for tea..." [Jungkook approaches the 2nd floor railing with a tray of tea in his hands.]

"JEON JUNGKOOK!!!!" [Jimin turns all red as his cry for help echoes throughout the building.] "AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE?!?!??!!"

"aw haw haw haw... what fine weather we are experiencing today~" [J-Hope enters the building from behind Jimin as he fans himself. Thing is...]

"HAS EVERYBODY GONE MAD?!?!??! IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE AND YOU'RE DRENCHED! NICE WEATHER MY !!! YOUR PAPER FAN IS JUST A STICK!"

[J-Hope ignores Jimin and smiles brightly.] "Oh fair maiden Jungkook~ leave the King be and escape this sinful place you call home... for I am your hope!"

[Jungkook stares at the drenched prince.] "Hmph" [Jungkook whips his head into the air and keeps his nose up high.] "The King is the only one for me, you filthy heathen." [Jungkook descends the stairs with the tray of tea and joins Sailor Namjoon's side.]

"A-YO! VILLAINS DRESSED IN RED THINK YOU'RE PRETTY BAD... BUT THING IS I CALLED UP YOUR DAD AND HE STILL THINKS YOU'RE JUST A LAD" [Sailor Namjoon uses Rap Attack.]

...

[V falls to the ground and OTL's at the rap attack.]

...

[Sailor Namjoon walks toward Jin and squeezes Jin's well-endowed cleavage.]

-SPLAT-

[Jin's water balloons bursts as water came running down the silky red qipao]

It was super effective.

"CAN ANYBODY JUST TELL ME WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?"

[Suga enters the scene and taps Jimin on the shoulder. Lowering his sunglasses and turning his head slowly to the distressed Jimin.] "Jimin, this is just a dream. Close your eyes and all this will be back to normal."

[Jimin did as he was told and counted to 10 just in case... he opens his eyes and...] "WHAT THE HELL!??!?!?!"

Jimin finds himself outside only in his boxers and a sign around his neck that read, "Open for business."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"