Shinee, the farting boys
High School War: f(x) vs. Shinee
"Laxatives?" Victoria asked.
Laxatives. That was the first thing that came to Sulli's mind when they we're brainstorming for their revenge on Shinee.
It really helped when Luna was eating and needed to go to the bathroom.
"Yes. Laxatives." Sulli said and grinned widely.
It's rare for Sulli to suggest a plan for a revenge.
And so far.. its the best plan they've brainstormed.
"Okay. I'm with the laxatives. Anyone else?" Krystal raised her hand for voting.
Every member of f(x) raised their hands agreeing for the plan.
"One thing though, how will we put laxatives on their foods?" Luna asked.
And then.. Sulli smirked.
"I already prepared for that question." Sulli said.
The girls compressed and Sulli started telling them her plan.
"First of all, Lee Taemin, he never fails to drink banana milk whenever he can. He accepts from any fans a banana milk, we can always use this to our advantage. And then, Choi Minho, since he always play sports..." Sulli stopped to take a breath.
"He will always have an energy drink." Luna continued.
Sulli nodded.
"Then, Lee Jinki, the obvious chicken maniac. We can put a bucket of chicken in his locker pretending we are admirers and his done." Sulli smirked.
Sulli paused and sighed.
"But Jonghyun and Key are the problem.." Sulli paused again to look at the girls expressions and laughed. Its really interesting for her.
"Yah. Just continue okay?" Krystal complained.
Sulli laughed again before continuing.
"Okay. But Jonghyun, I observed him for the past few days. He always eat meats every lunch time. Its his love life. And Key, he loves pasta." Sulli grinned.
"But how are we going to put laxatives on their food?" Luna asked impatiently.
"Have you forgotten that we're rich? I already paid the chef assistant to do the dirty work." Sulli said.
"But.. the pasta." Luna said.
"Its thursday tomorrow, and pasta day." Sulli smirked and flopped down the bed exhausted.
"You.. are really unpredictable." Victoria smiled at her dongsaeng.
"Lets get some sleep, we're going to wake up early tomorrow." Victoria announced.
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Pruuut.
"Ew. Who farted?" Luna asked loudly.
"What a smell!" "Oh god. I might die." "I think I'm going to puke."
Luna smirked.
She knew who it was. She knew it was Lee Taemin.
She wanted to laugh hard at his reaction.
He was clutching his stomach with an odd look in his face.
Taemin suddenly stood up from his seat then ran away.
"So it was Taemin?" Luna stated that made the other students murmur.
"I cant believe Oppa..." "It was like a bomb." "HAHAHA. Disgusting."
Luna smiled in satisfaction.
All she had to do was put a banana milk in his seat and he fell for the trap.
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Minho walked towards the hallway trying hard not to look uncomfortable.
He tried to walk as fast as he can.
But Krystal stopped him.
"Whats wrong Minho-ssi?" Krystal asked with her arms crossed.
"I cant do this today okay?" Minho said then tried to leave but Krystal stopped him again.
Minho bit his lip.
He was really trying hard to stop what wants to come out from him.
"But I'm worried." Krystal stated that made Minho snap his head on her direction.
Krystal was just smirking at him.
He now realized she was behind all of this.
"You!" Minho yelled.
Pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.
He suddenly let out a really loud and smelly fart.
He quickly ran away to the nearest restroom, while Krystal was left laughing really hard.
"Ugh. It smells." Krystal covered her nose with a handkerchief.
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"I cant believe we all fell for f(x)'s trap." Onew stated as he clutched his stomach.
"I know. Yah! Taemin! Can you be faster in there!" Key yelled.
Minho, Key, Taemin and Jonghyun were lined up outside the comfort room of their dorm.
While Taemin was inside, doing his thing.
"Wait. I'm almost finished!" Taemin yelled from the comfort room.
"You already said that 6 minutes ago!" Key yelled back.
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"Oh my god! Its shineeee! The shining farting boys!" Victoria yelled as they saw Shinee the next day of their revenge.
The 5 girls laughed really hard while Shinee was boiling in anger.
Some fans also laughed with f(x).
"Ugh. We'll get you for what you girls did." Jonghyun threatened.
Onew suddenly clutched his stomach then farted.
He ran away to the nearest comfort room while f(x) and some students laughed again.
"You guys deserved that." Krystal stated then the f(x) left the smelly scene.
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