❝Chapter I;

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( In SM Entertainment, 1st Building )

It was weird seeing Taemin walk with such force and determination that no human being tried to block his path.

The brave (but very stupid) soul who did try to block him, found himself kissing the wall next to him with Taemin's hands on his head.

Poor Onew.

Always being abused by his own members.

Sometimes, there is really no respect for the elders.

Back to Taemin's strut towards who knows where.

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All people that he passed by began staring at him weirdly as he walked in the halls of SM Entertainment with fierce determination.

He was a man on a mission.

As he crossed the last hall to his destination, he began practicing his acting skills. The skills he formulated for almost two hours. He devoted more time in this particular skill than in anything else in this world. Except for food. And sleeping. And dancing. And making fun of his hyungs.

It was still two hours he could have spent doing all the other important things that made happy and content, but he chose to use the time to enhance this skill that would move millions and make them agree with whatever he says.

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He already used it on SHINee and EXO just mere hours ago.

Now they were in SHINee's dorm, cleaning up HIS mess in HIS room after playing League of Legends online with the EXO members.

Who knew that playing games with friends could bring out the worst in a person, leading to so much destruction and cuss words flying around?

He even heard from Jonghyun that he made Minho faint after he heard their sweet, precious maknae using words that rhymed with 'maggot', words with the initials A.H., and another word that meant cat.

Ahh... things you learn when watching American action-comedy movies.

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After finding the right room number, he stopped in front of it and began prepping his face for his time devoted skill.

And that skill is the infamous, killer knock-out move that no one can resist....

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Aegyo.

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If you think that it's a ridiculous skill that anyone can do, well then, screw you.

It is an extremely difficult and demeaning action.

Especially for guys.

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The only thing a guy can use to attract people of the opposite gender is his innate manliness.

If a guy doesn't have it, then he is doomed to be alone forever with a picture of a puppy.

Unless said guy with no manliness has either any of the following:

a.) Six-pack abs

b.) Smoldering Eyes

c.) Extreme confidence

d.) SIX-PACK ABS

e.) All of the above

If he had even one of those things, only then can he survive this cruel, aesthetic oriented world.

If he had none of those redeeming qualities.... he can go find a gym and start living there. Six-pack abs don't come when you're just eating junk food and Nutella. The only abs you can get with a diet of of junk food and Nutella is ABS.

A Big Stomach.

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Cringing as he imagined himself with a big stomach dancing to SHINee's Lucifer, he tried remembering why he was standing in front of a closed door.

Oh, right. He remembered already.

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Opening the door, he saw the exact person he was looking for.

Said person was still busy rummaging through countless files on her desk. She pushed her glasses up her nose and began diving into more paper work and muttered words that were in a mixed language. He wasn't sure as to what