When Suho was casted for EXO, he wondered about many things. He wondered how it would be like to have many fans cheering him and his fellow band mates. He wondered how it would be like to travel overseas and perform there. Suho wondered how it would be like living with 11 other males.

When Kris was casted for EXO, he didn’t expect much since he wanted to become a basketball player. He really liked rapping, so his position is main rapper. He did not expect many things since he kept it real, you know? he was often busy in his own little world drawing animals and dancing like a happy drunk person.

What Suho didn’t wonder about and Kris did not expect was having to take care of their 10 band mates who were suddenly turned into children.

“Kris,” Suho said in disbelief as he stared at 4-year old Jongdae looking up at him, “What is happening.”

“I don’t know,” Kris replied as a 3-year old Tao tugged on his pants with a panda in his other hand, “But I’m scared.”

Suho picked up a 5-year old Yixing who was looking around like a lost baby unicorn, “Who knows, it might not be as bad as we thought.” He pinched the toddler’s cheeks, earning a bubbly giggle from him.

“I call father.” Kris said as he ruffled Tao’s hair, smiling. Suho sighed.

“Fine.”

“Kris!” Suho shouted from the kitchen, “Go play with Luhan and Xiumin for a while, I hear them fighting!” Kris sighed from the living room and walked over to the room that the two oldest children were sharing.

“No, Skiddo more awesome than that pokemon!” Xiumin shouted, pouting with his chubby cheeks. Luhan stuck his tongue out.

“No, it’s Deerling!” Luhan protested back. Kris came in and leaned against the doorway.

“Hey, hey, hey,” Kris said in a fatherly tone, catching the two boys’ attention, “Charizard is obviously where it’s at.” He joked, “What are you to fighting about?” He asked the two 6-year old children.

“MinMin says that Skiddo is better than Deerling!” Luhan pointed an accusing finger at Xiumin who gasped, “Tell him he’s wrong, Duizhang!” Luhan picked that word up from Suho when the two supposed leaders were talking about when they will all revert back to 20 year olds.

“Noo!” Xiumin cried out, “Kris-appa, Deerling is a girly pokemon! Skiddo is more manly!” Kris laughed at the two children and crouched down to meet eye level with them.

“Xiumin, Deerling is not a girly pokemon. And the both of you are wrong,” The two boys’ eyes widened in shock, “It’s all about the dragon pokemon because they can fly.” Luhan looked like he wanted to say something but Kris sent him a glare, “Now no more fighting, okay?” The two pouted and crossed their arms, nodding. Kris patted them on their heads and went over to check on the two youngest children of the group, Sehun and Kai.

Kai already learned how to walk and was nearing the age of 3 years. Sehun on the other hand… He was too busy shouting nonsensical gibber towards Kai. Kris entered Sehun and Kai’s room to find Sehun crawling on the floor and Kai standing beside him, watching.

“Sehun,” Kris called, “Do you want to learn how to walk?” Sehun looked at him and smiled his adorable baby smile. Kris couldn’t help but ‘aw’ at the youngest boy’s smile.

“SUHO GET YOUR IN HERE.” Kris yelled for his friend/the mother of the group. Suho came in with Lay, Chen, and Kyungsoo by his side. Those three really love their mother.

“What do you want? I’m kind of busy with these three…” He pointed out as Chen and Lay were having a staring contest and Kyungsoo was now playing with Kai.

“Sehun wants to learn how to walk.” Kris simply said. Suho’s motherly instincts kicked in and he looked touched.

“My Sehunnie is going to grow up soon!” He wiped the supposed tears that were at the corner of his eyes, “I’m so proud of you.” He pinched the child’s cheeks, who simply giggled at the action.

“I don’t know about this though… What if he hurts himself?” Great, Kris thought to himself. Suho was soon going to go all motherly nag on him about this and reconsider this.

“Suho, we did this with Jongin—I mean Kai, so he can handle it.” Kris pointed to Kai, who was pulling on Kyungsoo’s hair. “HEY, DON’T PULL ON KYUNGGIE’S HAIR.” He scolded the other.

“Okay…” Suho picked Sehun up and told him to hold onto the side of the bed, “Just watch Suho-umma, okay Sehunnie?” Sehun smiled and Suho couldn’t help but to ‘aw’ at his adorable smile. No one can resist Sehun’s cuteness. No one. Sehun watched with full concentration and looked up at him. “Now me and Kris-appa will help you, okay?”

Suho held Sehun on his arm and Kris kneeled down, arms open and all, “C’mon Sehunnie. Walk right towards appa.” Kris disliked using that word, but it just happened. Fatherly instinct I guess.

Kris held an arm out for Sehun to grab on and Suho held him by the waist. Sehun stood up straight and was shaking, “Kris I swear to god if he falls.” Kris wasn’t paying attention to Suho as his back was turned at him, “KRIS PAY ATTENTION JESUS CHRIST.”

“Damn it Suho can’t you see I’m trying to get a cushion for him in case jesus.” Kris turned around with two pillows in his hand and placed it on the side. Sehun started to walk by holding onto Kris’ other arm, “You’re doing good, son. Just keep walking towards appa.”

Sehun stumbled on his second step.

“OH MY GOD KRIS CATCH HIM OH MY GOD WHAT DID I TELL YOU HE MIGHT GET HURT.” Suho was yelling at Kris who caught the little boy, “JESUS CHRIST YOU HAVE TWO ARMS FOR A REASON KRIS, USE THEM FOR ONCE.” Suho stood up and went to get a pack of ice for his already forming migraine from yeling.

Kris silently cursed in his mind, “I GOT HIM,” Kris said, voice raised an all. “He’s doing fine, so stop your worrying. Jesus Christ you’re worrying more than Tao back when they were all adults and he almost lost his favorite brand bag.”

Sehun straightened himself up again and continued on to his third step. Sehun continued to walk until his fifth step and that’s when Kris stopped him because Suho started to yell again, “KRIS IF YOU MAKE HIM FALL I SWEAR ON MY MOTHERLY SOUL. THIS WILL BE LIKE THAT INCIDENT OF YOU BATHING HIM.” Kris sighed, he knew what was coming, “YOU NEARLY DROWNED HIM.”

“Well sorry!” Kris yelled. He heard footsteps approaching, “That was my first time bathing a child! Oh my gods Suho please don’t come over here with Tao’s wushu stick please.” Suho continued to nag on about Kris’ failures as a father to the members, “HE’S DOING JUST FINE DAMMIT.”

Sehun was giggling like a bubbly idiot as he continued to walk on but then stumbled as he was falling to the ground.

God damn it this kid was doing fine but now he’s just stumbling on his feet. I swear this boy gets it from Suho’s side of the family. The Chinese kids learned faster than this little idiot. Sehun smiled and clapped happily as his hit the ground. Suho continued to nag to Kris until he entered the room with a long stick in his hand.

“Sehunnie!” Suho yelled as he rushed over to the drooling idiot, “Are you okay?!” He asked, checking the boy’s body for bruises and injuries, “You didn’t hurt him, did you!?” He glared at Kris, who rolled his eyes.

“He’s fine,” Kris said as he picked the boy and stood him on his two feet, “Just look at his smiling face.” As if on cue, Sehun giggled and clapped like an adorable baby as much as a two year old can get. “Now come on, let’s try it over there Sehun-ah.”

Suho leaned over to Kris, “If this boy grows up to be a spoiled little brat, I’m blaming you.” Kris snickered.

“Let’s hope so. But I’d be worried because that means they’ll never go back to being the stupid idiots from our band.”

“Oh, right.”

I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN DONE LIKE 1408137 TIMES WITH KRIS AND SUHO AS THE PARENTS FOR EXO BUT I JUST SAW THIS POST ON TUMBLR AND I JUST COULDNT HANDLE IT

SEHUN AS AN ADORABLE BABY IM JUST CRYING ITS SO CUTE IN MY HEAD

I ALSO WROTE THIS IN LIKE 15 MINUTES SO OF COURSE IT BUT I DID THIS INSTEAD OF HOMEWORK AHAHAHAAH

if anyone wants more of this, just tell me in the comments. i actually wouldn't mind writing more of this au omg